Just a chime....or??

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-17-2014, 06:08 PM

In view of those bizarre percentages, I suspect there is no known antidote....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-17-2014, 07:00 PM

Or container that can hold it long enough to store. No wonder it's gone so soon. You either drink it or wait for it to explode, so you're actually doing a public service to put it away as fast as possible.

Ingenious...

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-17-2014, 07:27 PM

But what happens if you drink it, and then YOU explode?

**arr&bee** · 03-17-2014, 11:35 PM

Now you get the picture,no you won't explode but your brain will shrink just a bit,but since we only use ten percent it's no big deal...drink up.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-18-2014, 05:35 AM

There is now a graph on the study wall.

One line tracks the steady decline of brain activity, due to age.

The other tracks the benefits of hooch consumption.

When they meet, I'll drink to it!

**Jerry Oz** · 03-18-2014, 08:11 AM

Would those lines be the tracks of my beers?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-18-2014, 09:22 AM

Viewed retrospectively, then "yes"

More positive to view them as representing a projected target, to be beaten....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-18-2014, 10:22 PM

As long as the lines don't get blurry, I suppose it to be good...

**arr&bee** · 03-19-2014, 02:40 AM

Blurry???haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa one sip of this wonderful elixur and you'll be waaaaaaaay past blurry.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-19-2014, 05:22 AM

The target consumption will just need to be viewed in soft focus, then.....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-19-2014, 08:10 AM

Believe what he says about the elixur, BTW. I had a nasty box cut and couldn't find any isopropyl to put on it before bandaging. So I used hooch. It didn't kill the bacteria, mind you but they're now slurring their words and driving into telephone poles.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-19-2014, 08:17 AM

Best prepare yourself to hear from the Union Of Bacteria's legal representative....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-19-2014, 12:13 PM

I'm pretty sure there's plenty for everybody...

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-19-2014, 05:21 PM

There is always going to be far more of 'them', than 'us'. We're hopelessly outnumbered.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-19-2014, 08:57 PM

This is true! To prove it, I invite you to visit many singles bars on a Saturday night. The bacteria is everywhere, usually wearing sagging pants while sporting a gold tooth, cheap hair extensions, sagging pants, and a rather bad homemade tattoo, complements of a drunk friend or former cellmate. Viewed under a microscope or next to some hot chick, the germs are frightening up close.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-20-2014, 05:37 AM

The worst advertisement for staying single, ever. Only a mother would love some of them....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-20-2014, 10:31 AM

And some [[single) mothers do. You'll find a woman with five kids by five different men, each of them who have five kids by five different women. Two generations can have a "family reunion" and fill a concert hall. But who am I to cast aspersions? The world has clearly moved on without me...

**arr&bee** · 03-21-2014, 12:46 AM

That's why this[wonderful elixur]is needed now more than ever,to create your own world,remember the classic[world of fantasy-the five stairsteps]what do you think he was sipping on when he recorded it?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 05:20 AM

Sipping on? I thought he was bathing in it...

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 08:17 AM

That explains "Screaming" Jay Hawkins, now... I learn so much from you guys.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 12:27 PM

....but it's not always something we can have pride in sharing..!

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 02:17 PM

It's cool. I learned a lot of the same stuff from Dad and my uncles as a boy. They didn't know that they were teaching me, mind you. But boy, did I learn!

**144man** · 03-21-2014, 03:58 PM

Did you learn through ozmosis?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 04:45 PM

I can understand you using the name 'Jerry', but have been wondering how 'Oz' fits in.......

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 06:16 PM

It's my favorite syllable. I also have gone by "Ozone" on occasion... See? "Oz one"'..

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 06:24 PM

You're in a good position to try The Ozard of Wiz.........

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 06:29 PM

That's what you call it after a taste of arr&bee's wonderful elixur...

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 06:32 PM

One should be grateful for the ability to speak, I guess.

This wonderful elixur is very much an acquired taste.

If you could acquire it, you could taste it.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 07:07 PM

And if you could taste it, you would lose the ability to speak. It all works together in a way that cannot be coincidental.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2014, 07:59 PM

It's known as homicide.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-21-2014, 08:23 PM

And it can cause dain bramage if you aren't careful. I mean it will mess you up, like bad, man.

**144man** · 03-21-2014, 09:28 PM

You can't live without oxygen, but nothing is deadlier than ozone. The wonderful elixir is somewhere in between.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 04:43 AM

Somewhere between the devil and the deep blue sea, then.....

**Jerry Oz** · 03-22-2014, 08:04 AM

People aren't scared of Ozone. When I tell them that's my moniker, they laugh and ask me if I'm going to give them skin cancer if they try to take my lunch. And then they do it anyway. [[drumroll and rimshot)

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 08:35 AM

Ozone layered sandwich, by any chance....

**arr&bee** · 03-22-2014, 03:31 PM

Well i see the gang's all here,where you guys been i'm tired of talkin to voice,he always wants the last word.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 04:02 PM

We've just been sat here, chatting among ourselves.

What did Voice have to say?

**arr&bee** · 03-22-2014, 04:12 PM

Hello,Mr.Westgrandboulevard,Dear Sir I've tried for years without success to get Jai to stop his drinking and hallucinating but he will never listen to reason or change his bad habits.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 04:48 PM

Westgrandboulevard to Voice :

"Then if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"

**Jerry Oz** · 03-22-2014, 04:53 PM

And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em. That will teach them to be selfish.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 05:14 PM

I have a feeling that Voice taught arr&bee everything he knows....

**arr&bee** · 03-22-2014, 05:22 PM

Sir I've tried to reason with Jai,but he refuses to listen...OK VOICE ENOUGH OF YOUR JIVE TALK,I'M HANGIN WITH MY PEEPS OVER HERE AND WE GONNA DRINK HOOCH AN CHILL SO GET LOST....See what I have to deal with.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 05:29 PM

Is he your chauffeur?

**arr&bee** · 03-22-2014, 06:06 PM

HE'S A PAIN....Jai be nice.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-22-2014, 07:44 PM

Maybe you're not paying him enough.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-23-2014, 08:09 AM

Well, it's hard to get good help these days regardless of how much you're paying. If you pay them too little, they're indignant. If you pay them too much, they're self-important and think they're the boss. So, what are you going to do?