Just a chime....or??

[moe]

I'm listening.......or am I? What? What?

[westgrandboulevard]

The reviews of this are going to be terrible.

[144man]

What do they know?

[westgrandboulevard]

These days, everyone is a critic. Can't be long before we're all posting online reviews for everyone we pass in the street

[moe]

Now there's a thought............that sounds like something R&B would say.........did you find his hooch, westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

Haaaaaaaa, and then the keyboard said to the printer, careful with that hullucinagenic magic elixur of alcoholic abomination called [[hooch) cos...oh we're back live again???

[144man]

Some people certainly have a way with words. Other people... not have way.

[westgrandboulevard]

Confucius, he say...but then, he was always saying.....

[moe]

He was always saying, never doing!

[westgrandboulevard]

...and if there ever was a Mrs. Confucius, I bet she said the same!

[moe]

Indeed, westgrand! Mrs. Confucius complained he never picked up after himself! She said his "sayings" were all over the floor! What a mess!!

[144man]

Yes, Chinese was always written down.

[moe]

There's a column of truth in that 144man!

[arrr&bee]

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great,well you get the idea[he was great]granddad hung out with confucius[what you thought that he said all that stuff sober?]see the dude's name in english means[confuse us]and he was saying all kinds of stuff til the old man mixed up a special batch for him and the rest is history or as confucius himself might say...man with hooch on tongue not to be taken just let him sleep off!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Some of Confucius's contemporaries are still alive, sleeping it off,and waiting for the next batch......

[moe]

.........that's how much your hooch preserves everyone, R&B!

[westgrandboulevard]

And it also speaks volumes about the length of time they've been waiting.

For myself, I'm sat here in hope, all the while ageing with a vengeance

[moe]

You might age better if you had the hooch!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It would certainly help pass the time away!

[144man]

Does hooch taste better with age?

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll let you know on my 100th birthday.

[144man]

I meant the hooch...but of course you knew that.

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course. But I will make 100, if life and/or hooch doesn't kill me.

[moe]

.....and I will be right behind you, watching!

[westgrandboulevard]

Very wise to stay behind me, moe. If I make 100, you'll have a hard time trying to stay ahead of me for long

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaa,you guys are nuts!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's not called the human race for nothing....

[moe]

Look who's talking............someone with an imaginary shed that makes imaginary hooch who is consistently pickled [[I prefer dill myself) and is so selfish he never offers any to the rest of us!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

But he does offer us his imagination, which is very rich, so that is a plus [[of a sort!) LOL

ps. Pickled walnuts are my own weakness

[144man]

It's strange. All fish and chip shops sell pickled eggs, but I've never in my life seen anybody buy one.

We could ask Moe to brew the hooch, but I hear that a woman's work is never done - which might explain why they don't get equal pay with men.

[westgrandboulevard]

I think I'll leave you to hold the fort, for when moe next checks in.

I will be standing well back for a while.....

[144man]

Another bottle job!

[westgrandboulevard]

With no message in it, I suspect....

[144man]

I ran out of invisible ink, I think. The ink-bottle looked empty......

[westgrandboulevard]

I see! I think....

[144man]

...therefore you are.

[westgrandboulevard]

Ah yes, I are, and most definitely are...!!

[144man]

I think you're going to have to pay a syntax.

[westgrandboulevard]

Before incorrectly sentencing, I hope to have some fun in the process.

[144man]

Just don't leave your participles dangling.

[westgrandboulevard]

I most certainly wouldn't - if I knew what they were....

[moe]

Working, brewing, drinking............

[144man]

Having missed school that day, the meaning is unclear.

[westgrandboulevard]

As unclear as arrr&bee's hooch.....

[moe]

Noooo, I think R&B's hooch is clear [[see right thru it). BUT...........the after effects are unclear!!

[westgrandboulevard]

...as in, through the mists....

[144man]

Not like the foggy Mountain Dew then.

[144man]

I think I'll leave you to hold the fort, for when moe next checks in.

I will be standing well back for a while.....

Don't shoot the messenger.

[westgrandboulevard]

No chance. These days, they just leave cards: "Sorry you were out...."

[moe]

How awful..............they litter!