Just a chime....or??

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'll stick to jersey cows,nobody pays em any attention.

[Jerry Oz]

Maybe that's a butter idea.

[westgrandboulevard]

Milk from Jersey cows makes better butter, but the fat may not keep you fit.

[arr&bee]

Will they give better milk if i hang up a pic of[hm].

[Jerry Oz]

They'll give better milk as long as you don't give them a lot of bull.

[arr&bee]

As in the sclitz malt liquor bull?

[Jerry Oz]

As in 'you're full of bullschlitz' bull.

[westgrandboulevard]

Similar to what those cows think when the vet approaches them with a tube.

[arr&bee]

The cows tell me they hate it when that happens..moooooooooooo!!!

[Jerry Oz]

A tube and not so much as a nice dinner before knocking her up...

[arr&bee]

Those cows are so mad they're uttering to themselves.

[Jerry Oz]

I know. I tried to interview one of them about it and she cud me out.

[arr&bee]

She knew that you would milk the interview.

[Jerry Oz]

I still submitted my story on time, for butter or worse.

[arr&bee]

You got to the cream of the story.

[144man]

Nothing got in the whey.

[arr&bee]

This hoof is in the pudding.

[Jerry Oz]

My editor that it was a bit cheesy.

[westgrandboulevard]

Said it began to grate....

[arr&bee]

The cows in question have been moooooooooooooved to another location.

[Jerry Oz]

I'll get on the horn to let everybody knew.

[arr&bee]

They wanted to herd em to one spot,but they were bullheaded about it.

[westgrandboulevard]

They were trying to steer them in the wrong direction.

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah, they smelled something fishy and hoofed it.

[arr&bee]

Somebody was trying to horn in on em.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, they were very close to a clean getaway but somebody T-boned their car and the cops nabbed them. Now you can find them in the cooler.

[arr&bee]

They wanted to hire me to get em out,but all they had to offer was a steak dinner.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, you know the steaks are high in a situation like this one.

[westgrandboulevard]

They have to think quickly on their hooves.

[Jerry Oz]

You have to be able to do that. Cows always have to worry about what [[or who) exactly is on the menu if a friend wants to have them for dinner.

[arr&bee]

I was out with my cow friends,and they had invited some chickens too,but the chickens were a bit nervous.

[144man]

We got chicken in the barn, whose barn, what barn, my barn? There's a whole lotta shaking going on, so they really are nervous.

[Jerry Oz]

That's clucked up.

[arr&bee]

Cluckle bells,cluckle bells,cluckle all the way.

[Jerry Oz]

I don't know about that... If it's too far, I might just cluck for a few minutes.

[arr&bee]

Alrighty then,and with that we're moving on.

[Jerry Oz]

Lead on, McDuff.

[arr&bee]

Hehheeheheheheheheehehehehehehehehe...jerry you crack me up.

[arr&bee]

We were about to fall off the charts,pay attention.

[Jerry Oz]

Too broke to pay attention. I can write out an IOU, though if you'll provide collateral.

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,remember the fall of the roman empire?well it all started when my ancestor provided collateral.

[Jerry Oz]

That changes things... My cousin Bootsy worked at a Mexican restaurant when that went down and he still hasn't gotten paid for his last week of working. He brings it up at every picnic.

[arr&bee]

Hey i used to hang around that place,the owner still has the first peso he ever earned,if he paid you minimum wage it would've been a step up.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, Biggie said it: "Mo' money, mo' problems." Somehow, I think that I'm proof of that being untrue, if not impossible.

[arr&bee]

I got no money,but i'm happy,as a matter of fact i'm always happy.

[westgrandboulevard]

Worrying what to do with many millions of dollars can often seem to make people unhappy.

[arr&bee]

Money has no redeeming value,all you can do is spend it.

[westgrandboulevard]

Time is far more valuable, and we never get that back, either.

[arr&bee]

I actually did get some back,but it had expired.

[westgrandboulevard]

Past its sell-by date.