Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'll stick to jersey cows,nobody pays em any attention.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'll stick to jersey cows,nobody pays em any attention.
Maybe that's a butter idea.
Milk from Jersey cows makes better butter, but the fat may not keep you fit.
Will they give better milk if i hang up a pic of[hm].
They'll give better milk as long as you don't give them a lot of bull.
As in the sclitz malt liquor bull?
As in 'you're full of bullschlitz' bull.
Similar to what those cows think when the vet approaches them with a tube.
The cows tell me they hate it when that happens..moooooooooooo!!!
A tube and not so much as a nice dinner before knocking her up...
Those cows are so mad they're uttering to themselves.
I know. I tried to interview one of them about it and she cud me out.
She knew that you would milk the interview.
I still submitted my story on time, for butter or worse.
You got to the cream of the story.
Nothing got in the whey.
This hoof is in the pudding.
My editor that it was a bit cheesy.
Said it began to grate....
The cows in question have been moooooooooooooved to another location.
I'll get on the horn to let everybody knew.
They wanted to herd em to one spot,but they were bullheaded about it.
They were trying to steer them in the wrong direction.
Yeah, they smelled something fishy and hoofed it.
Somebody was trying to horn in on em.
Well, they were very close to a clean getaway but somebody T-boned their car and the cops nabbed them. Now you can find them in the cooler.
Last edited by Jerry Oz; 12-16-2014 at 12:46 PM.
They wanted to hire me to get em out,but all they had to offer was a steak dinner.
Well, you know the steaks are high in a situation like this one.
They have to think quickly on their hooves.
You have to be able to do that. Cows always have to worry about what [[or who) exactly is on the menu if a friend wants to have them for dinner.
I was out with my cow friends,and they had invited some chickens too,but the chickens were a bit nervous.
We got chicken in the barn, whose barn, what barn, my barn? There's a whole lotta shaking going on, so they really are nervous.
That's clucked up.
Cluckle bells,cluckle bells,cluckle all the way.
I don't know about that... If it's too far, I might just cluck for a few minutes.
Alrighty then,and with that we're moving on.
Lead on, McDuff.
Hehheeheheheheheheehehehehehehehehe...jerry you crack me up.
We were about to fall off the charts,pay attention.
Too broke to pay attention. I can write out an IOU, though if you'll provide collateral.
Hey jerry,remember the fall of the roman empire?well it all started when my ancestor provided collateral.
That changes things... My cousin Bootsy worked at a Mexican restaurant when that went down and he still hasn't gotten paid for his last week of working. He brings it up at every picnic.
Hey i used to hang around that place,the owner still has the first peso he ever earned,if he paid you minimum wage it would've been a step up.
Well, Biggie said it: "Mo' money, mo' problems." Somehow, I think that I'm proof of that being untrue, if not impossible.
I got no money,but i'm happy,as a matter of fact i'm always happy.
Worrying what to do with many millions of dollars can often seem to make people unhappy.
Money has no redeeming value,all you can do is spend it.
Time is far more valuable, and we never get that back, either.
I actually did get some back,but it had expired.
Past its sell-by date.
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