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[arrr&bee]

You know,it could be a female[hmmmmm-moe???tamla???]they been mighty quiet lately hmmmmmmm?????!!!

[moe]

You said the letter [[h)......................

Could it be hooch man?

Or hoochie mama??

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe that's good,you know if this[sdf]thing don't work out you could be one of them detectionaries you know like[sherlec hemes]keep up the god work moe,we'll solve this mystery one day....hmmm who is this masked hero?????

[moe]

I have no idea, R&B. I've been stuck in the rain at Heinz Field.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just wondering if there were different varieties of rain at Heinz Field, moe?

[moe]

Some harder than most, westgrand.........

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll pore over that comment, moe. And we've a Queen here in the UK, who's going to reign all day.

Stay out of your heavy rain. Am thinking of you...

[tamla617]

Hienz field? I wondered where he'd bean!
Gotta go to the can man!

[moe]

Going to the can man are words for Sister Mary Elephant [[CLASS.......CLASS........SHUDDUP!)

[144man]

Isn't the Elephant the symbol of the Republican party and the Donkey that of the Democrats?
I've heard that the elephant represents the weight and the donkey the intelligence of the average American voter. [Have I Got News for You, BBC1 satire]

[moe]

That's a good one, 144man!

[tamla617]

well spotted moe! from the their big bamboo lp.

[moe]

Thanks tamla..........wondered where you've been.

[tamla617]

i was watching an indian movie,but its really boring.

[arrr&bee]

isn't the elephant the symbol of the republican party and the donkey that of the democrats?
I've heard that the elephant represents the weight and the donkey the intelligence of the average american voter. [have i got news for you, bbc1 satire]

hey... What's this elephant stuff[is ralph away???]maybe our masked hero rides an elephant!!![hey batman has his batmobile]who is this masked avenger on an elephant?????!!

[arrr&bee]

i was watching an indian movie,but its really boring.

tamla???you watching indian movies[india-elephants]the letter[h]not[hooch]but[hindu]who worship elephants.....i got it tamla is our masked avenger,good for you tamla,and i like the way you used[h]to throw everybody off!!!!

[tamla617]

i wanted to be the masked avenger,but the ears are smaller then the african pachyderm and mask kept slipping down.couldnt see where it was going and took out down town new dehli.[[thats not where you get your favourite cheese,meat etc. either!)
then i realised i was the one that was supposed to wear the mask,solved,only i hadnt reduced the mask circumference. i was completely blinded by the sheet sized mask i and crashed thru' the night market in goa.i got expelled from india.i gave up the fight against crime and started going on forums.i havent seen one roman yet,where did they all go?

[moe]

They all went roman.........

[arrr&bee]

i wanted to be the masked avenger,but the ears are smaller then the african pachyderm and mask kept slipping down.couldnt see where it was going and took out down town new dehli.[[thats not where you get your favourite cheese,meat etc. Either!)
then i realised i was the one that was supposed to wear the mask,solved,only i hadnt reduced the mask circumference. I was completely blinded by the sheet sized mask i and crashed thru' the night market in goa.i got expelled from india.i gave up the fight against crime and started going on forums.i havent seen one roman yet,where did they all go?

wow,what an adventure all i ever do is walk my[pet peeve]around the block..oh and by the way those romans got smart and went into the sports business-superbowls i-ii-iii-iv-v-vi...you get the idea!!!

[tamla617]

The colosseum?we could go 'round in circles all day discussing this.

[moe]

Only in our chariots, tamla........where's Ben Hur when you need him?

[arrr&bee]

Last time i saw[ben hur]he was tryin to sell some used charriots to[ben gay]who after a test drive said]i'll be doggone]but didn't buy one and neither did[ben franklin]who couldn't drive and fly his kite at the same time.

[moe]

Didn't they all end up in Bengazhi?
Just asking.......

[arrr&bee]

I don't know,but the last i heard ol[ben hur]was riding around the[ponderosa]trying to fing[ben cartwright]!!!

[tamla617]

ben hur confused me,not when i was watching it.the next time i saw him he was in a pigeon that took rome,a pigeon against the etruscans finest i ask you!then he was 55 days at peking.how did he get that much holiday?rome was full of chinese and no take aways.if that wasnt confusing enough ben hur also went to spain and called himself El cid,the romans were on holiday on a spanish beach.blimey this ben hur gets around,how did he get to khartoum?barabas followed him there too and killed him,no he didnt it was a lie because i saw him in place full of monkeys and gorillas a few years later and he was on the beach [[more vacations)again only this time the statue of liberty was lying on the sand.now after that i never believe films.the statue of liberty was destroyed by a tsunami,but you'll have to wait for that,because its the day after tomorrow.

ps dont trust a time lord,they dont know what day it is.

[moe]

I really don't think so, R&B. I think ole Ben Hur was headed for Benihanna!

[144man]

I hope he was feeling benevolent, Moe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Wild horses couldn't keep him away.....

[moe]

Or wait! Maybe he was skeddaddling because of the Benefiber! Who knows?

[144man]

Moe suggested I started drinking Jai's hooch. All my brain cells have now been cancelled.

[moe]

.........and that's the way it should be!! You might as well join the rest of us!!

[144man]

Sounds good to me.

[arrr&bee]

Hehehe,hey 144man have the numbness[or is that the dumbness]started yet?...has your heart rate decreased[or stopped]?...has rigor set in[don't worry it'll pass-i hope hehe]?..has you tougue turned grey?...does your head swivel[360]degrees[i bet you thought that special effects made lida blair do it in the exorcist....nope]...is hair growing from between your teeth[it'll past...i think-hehehe]?....well then you're almost there my friend...hooch forever!!!

[144man]

Where am I ?

[moe]

See that R&B? He's beginning to morph into one of us!!

[arrr&bee]

Hehehehehehehehe!!!

[moe]

Or did 144man morph into one of Santa's elves? Hey, 144man, can I tell you what I want for Christmas?

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe who do you think supples santa[yes he's real]with the fuel for his slegh??

[tamla617]

Happy Christmas you nutters!
Enjoy yourselves and I hope you have a great 2013!

[144man]

Or did 144man morph into one of Santa's elves? Hey, 144man, can I tell you what I want for Christmas?

Only if you've been good all year.

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe's not been good since she wore her christening robe....

[moe]

THAT.........is very true Westgrand!!!

[144man]

I suspected as much!

[tamla617]

144
You're always a suspect!

[westgrandboulevard]

Hmmmm, but does he have any convictions??!

[144man]

Only for riding in a supermarket trolley without a licence while under the influence of hooch.

[westgrandboulevard]

I regularly meet your sort in the markdown aisle

[144man]

Anyone who gets me is getting a bargain.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hurry now, while stocks last!

[144man]

If you put me in the stocks, I just love the taste of rotten tomatoes...