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[arr&bee]

You won't wiggle your way out of this one west,my leegal beagles have a dictionary of big words and as soon as they figure out what big words are,you're toast.

[moe]

Or pickled body, westgrand

[arr&bee]

Moe,he's your agent but you're doing most of the talking,is west in hiding,my legal beegals will sniff him out...moe come home.

[144man]

I hereby declare all Arr&bee's contracts illegal , and quote "Pearce v. Brooks [[1866) as precedent.

[moe]

Good job 144man!!!

[144man]

It was held that all contracts made for immoral purposes are illegal; and any contract involving Arr&bee is designed to make him rich by unfair means and is not in the public interest. I am applying for an extradition order. We shall have him behind bars in no time.

[moe]

As long as it's the correct bars 144man.........

[westgrandboulevard]

The lockable kind!

[moe]

And throw away the key!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And we're not talking about playing games, either...

[arr&bee]

West i just got a writ of,i'mstillhereinthehuntus...my leegal beegles are sharp.

[moe]

Your legal beegles aren't worth their dog food..........

[westgrandboulevard]

And those legal eagles aren't worth their bird food, either!

[arr&bee]

West,i just came from parliment and the word is...send moe home..moe start packing.

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe, HM The Queen is asking when you might be available for an audience?

She would like to speak with you on a most sensitive matter.

[arr&bee]

She can't make it cause she'll be on the s s hood on her way home.

[moe]

Westgrand, I would be honored to meet with HM at her convenience.
And you, R&B, better be on the lookout for Discount because he is watching you!

[arr&bee]

MOE I HAVE A LIMO...[well actually it's a hearst,but the last passenger was a deadbeat so I kicked him out]NOW I'LL HAVE MY HOODLUMS-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..MY HOMETOWN FELLOWS THERE TO ESCOURT YOU TO DA HOOD.

[moe]

You had better not upset Discount because he may sound the canine alarm & all those corghis [[HM' s very own) may come running &take a bite out of you & your "fellows."

[westgrandboulevard]

Audience with HM being arranged. Maximum security......

[arr&bee]

Oh i canceled that meeting,but[hm]sends her regrets..opps-err-ahem-hehe..her regards and will take in a privatescreening of this classic...west you aren't invited by order of[hm]herself.

[moe]

Then why is HM calling me personally?
Yes M'am, I will be there and Mr. Westgrand will accompany me.
And no, there will be no one else coming!

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe, HM is calling you personally, as she needs help in dealing with a certain fellow American citizen of yours; to whit, one who makes assertions about a friendship with her which doesn't exist, and also makes promises to others which they can't keep.

This could well result in an Honorary Damehood for you!!

[moe]

We shall see westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If so, you will be splashed across the media, as Honorary Damehoods are so infrequently bestowed. This story has a lot of edge.

[moe]

Edgy........hmmmm........I like it!!

[arr&bee]

Egde,hey moe i got all the edge you need in this next picture you'll be on the edge til the end and big duufus saves you .

[moe]

Not interested

[arr&bee]

I wonder how[betty white]looks in a bikini.

[westgrandboulevard]

More to the point, I wonder how big duufuss is going to look in a bikini.....

[moe]

I thought R&B was pairing big duufuss with Moolah..........

[144man]

I think he's lost the plot...

[moe]

That's not all he's lost 144man.......

[westgrandboulevard]

Who will save him now?

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa...very funny big duufus won't work with muulah because she drank up his hidden stash of hooch and he even he knows that moe is a refined lady,big duufus says he'll retire if moe doesn't come back.

[westgrandboulevard]

Does he promise?

[arr&bee]

Um,west big duufus is sueing you on grounds that you stole his leading lady,but luckily for you big duufus thought that the trial was being held on the[basketball court]because his lawyer told him that his case would be a[slam dunk]i told him not to use that law firm...big duufus never listens.

[moe]

Cry foul, westgrand!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Big Duufus can do what he likes. He'll be extinct a long time before me.

[moe]

Or me...............next!

[144man]

Big Duufus ain't so hard. He does everything his little sister tells him to do.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm not too charmed by the sound of Little Duufus, either.

[moe]

Oh boy ..........another duufuss??

[westgrandboulevard]

The floor could soon start crawling with them.

[moe]

Just like those stinkbugs.......

[westgrandboulevard]

A pest experienced in your part of the world only in fairly recent times, I understand?

[moe]

Yes, you are correct. Brought over from Asia. Hard to get rid of them!!

[westgrandboulevard]

They haven't reached here. Yet.

[moe]

Our inconsistent weather has been an advantage because periods of warm weather gave way to t he cold & it seems to deter them.

[westgrandboulevard]

I wonder how long they would survive in a freezer.....