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[arr&bee]

She won't get anything because little red is sueing,i told you to check with me before putting moe in that flick,now little red is seeing red and that ain't good,i hope you know a good lawyer.

[westgrandboulevard]

Ahem. This is Ms. Moe's good lawyer speaking.......

[moe]

Ha! The very best lawyer I might add

[westgrandboulevard]

Modesty forbids that I should comment....

[arr&bee]

Dang west you got more aliasis than me,and that's alot..now moe i do practice a little law on the side i can represent you for only...[95%]of any and all money made to cover legal cost of course.

[moe]

No deal no way.........

[westgrandboulevard]

A star, unimpressed.....

[moe]

That's right! Why should I trust him [[R&B) when I have my favorite Barrister, Mr. Westgrand ESQ?

[westgrandboulevard]

It's clear-eyed judgement like that which made you a star, Moe!

If you give into the temptation of trusting the entreaties of one Mr de Arr&bee, you will then oblige me to become a Witness for the Persecution

[arr&bee]

Hey moe,here's the deal west can be your agent for your cooking expeditions but when it comes to the real[meat an potatoes]actions flicks then you put all your trust into my capable hands,moe you're on your way.

[moe]

Nope....Please refer any other comments to my good Barrister, Mr. Westgrand, ESQ.

[westgrandboulevard]

Mr de Arr&bee, the lines to the legal department [[operating by appointment to Ms. Moe, Superstar) are open, where someone is available to take your call.

Your call is important to us, and we will answer just as soon as we deal with calls from fans on the publicity department phone line [[you are currently number 2015 in line....)

[arr&bee]

agggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh*&^^%%$#$@@@@**&^&% [[***&^%...moe,i got you a deal with my next big pic coming soon,don't blow iti got actresses lined up for this one

[144man]

Ms Moe has left the building.

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee keeps telling her she is 'on her way'.

It hardly needs saying......

[moe]

Not by a long shot......

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure all those other actresses 'lined up' have also been told they are 'on their way'.

To working on Walmart checkouts, for many of them......

[moe]

If I am on my way then where am I going westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

I really couldn't say, Moe. It's somewhat of a mystery.....and I certainly wouldn't like to think about it too deeply - !

It's like those people in banks and similar service roles, who end the transaction with "well, there y'go!!" It seems a most odd remark.....

[moe]

I don't even want to think about it.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just live for the day.......vaguely wondering, as you wander.

[moe]

Yes, I'll wander alright.....

[westgrandboulevard]

The world is full of spirits looking to feel free - and many of them looking for a free drink, too...

[arr&bee]

WEST,THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEYS....[as soon as they get their lisences back]IT'S A CONSPIRACY TO UNDERCUT MY CORPORATION FROM UNDER AND STEAL TALENT FROM MY GRASP,BUT MY LEGAL BEAGALS WILL SEE THAT JUSTICE IS SERVED...[and maybe lunch too]WEST THE QUEEN CAN'T TALK YOU OUT OF THIS MESS,MY LAWYERS WILL STAND BEFORE PARLIMENT[or behind em]AND DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

[moe]

Justice? You want justice? Courtesy of ME:
DISCOUNT!!!! GET'EM..........
You do NOT threaten Mr. Westgrand. Discount doesn't like that very much.........

[144man]

Discount will teach those lawyers all about "Bone Fido".

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, he has a bone to pick with them, about that!

[moe]

Discount may find a fire hydrant in their office..........who knows??

[westgrandboulevard]

I predict havoc!

[arr&bee]

I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED A WRIT OF MUUVUS SEPARATUS,AND MY LEGAL BEEGALS WILL TAKE THIS CASE ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREMES COURT...[where judge Diana herself will be appearing]WITH LUCK...[and a lot of prayer]MOE WILL BE BACK IN MY GRASP-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..MY CAPABLE HANDS IN A SHORT TIME,MOE I'LL SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF.

[moe]

My competent barrister, Mr. WESTGRAND, ESQ, received the final decision to deny your request from Chief Justice Gordy...

[arr&bee]

Opps-err-ahem-hehe...that chief justice gordy don't play..ok moe you're free.

[westgrandboulevard]

Except, of course, you could still be repaying your charged accounts and studio costs for ever more, or in perpetuity - whichever lasts longer....

[arr&bee]

I won't pay a red cent,my legal beegals have a writ of..creditus nomoneyus being drawn up to present to parliment.

[moe]

I think it's time you exit stage left.

[144man]

Parliament will not be sitting again until after the May General Election. By the power vested in me, I hereby dismiss your writ of creditus nomoneyus.

[moe]

I second 144man!

[westgrandboulevard]

I am unanimous!!

[moe]

So..............EXIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arr&bee]

This is a miscarrott of justice,i'll take this case to the court of subpeals my legal beegals are still on the case,they have a writ signed by[hm]herself now west you can't hide.

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course I can't. I'm on this forum most waking hours of the day

[moe]

Can I get a witness??
Of course144man & myself

[westgrandboulevard]

We're all as good, or as bad, as each other [[delete whichever is inapplicable).....

[moe]

Which is why we work well together.

[144man]

...except that "work" is not one of my favourite words.

[westgrandboulevard]

There are a lot of benefits, in compensation for it.

[moe]

Yes, but for R&B the compensation would come with a markup.

[westgrandboulevard]

Will it make any difference how high the markup is, if no-one's buying?

[moe]

Not really westgrand, but he'd still insist on a markup!

[westgrandboulevard]

Even over his dead body....