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**moe** · 03-09-2015, 03:27 PM

I most certainly am, westgrand! Those nuns were everywhere in school with those yardstick.
Every time I hear "Sister Mary Elephant" I think of them & laugh my butt off!

**arr&bee** · 03-09-2015, 05:23 PM

None???i don't like that word,i need my money...now.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-09-2015, 07:12 PM

Nil available balance.....

**144man** · 03-09-2015, 07:14 PM

What are those lumps in your mattress then?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-09-2015, 07:30 PM

The first signs of Spring.

**moe** · 03-09-2015, 07:50 PM

That's right..........signs of GREEN in that mattress!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-09-2015, 08:03 PM

Just trying to mould it to my way of comfort....

**144man** · 03-09-2015, 08:13 PM

If you don't keep your money in your mattress, where do you keep it? And where do you keep your spare key in case you lock yourself out? Just asking out of interest, of course.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-09-2015, 08:22 PM

My main set of keys is kept in my left pocket. My spare keys are kept in my right pocket. Fact.

I will answer your question about where I keep my money, once I have spoken to my accountant........

**144man** · 03-09-2015, 08:25 PM

No doubt he has invested it in some tax avoidance scheme.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-09-2015, 08:29 PM

I wish!

No, I need to speak to my accountant, because he never allows me to keep any of my money.....so I just want to know where he is keeping it.

**144man** · 03-09-2015, 08:34 PM

Probably in a trust fund to pay for his son's education at Eton.

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 08:31 AM

I just say to the government: here, take it!

**144man** · 03-10-2015, 08:39 AM

But they never give value for money.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 09:03 AM

None of us is ever going to get it right in the eyes of everyone else, when spending their money.

**144man** · 03-10-2015, 09:06 AM

If I only had someone else's money to spend, I'd give it a good go!

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 09:12 AM

I'll bet 144man........

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 09:30 AM

Spend the money to earn that, and much more besides, for others, and they will follow you anywhere.

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 10:24 AM

Money has a strange effect on people..

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 12:46 PM

Generally, what they feel it can do for just them.......and not what it could be used to do, for others.

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 01:10 PM

Tis better to give than to receive in a lot of circumstances.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 02:23 PM

Best never give more than can be afforded....and the level of satisfaction gained from the giving is certainly heightened if thanks are received from the recipient[[s).

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 02:44 PM

Some don't know how to thank others. I knows of a relative that comes to mind.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 03:03 PM

My eldest nephew is another. Relatively small, monetary gifts of equal value go to my three nephews at Christmas, but I never hear a thing from the eldest, although his two brothers always respond.

**moe** · 03-10-2015, 06:33 PM

I truly believe that thanking someone for a gift has been a lost art lately!

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-10-2015, 07:00 PM

There is always someone else, somewhere, who is more deserving.

**arr&bee** · 03-10-2015, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

there is always someone else, somewhere, who is more deserving.

great minds think alike,not west,just put my your donation in a self adressed envelope and send it to da hood[shady sam]i'll get it,remember cash only.

**144man** · 03-11-2015, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by arr&bee

great minds think alike,not west,just put my your donation in a self adressed envelope and send it to da hood[shady sam]i'll get it,remember cash only.

If I put my donation in a self addressed envelope, it will just come back to me.

**moe** · 03-11-2015, 09:09 AM

Don't forget the stamp!

**144man** · 03-11-2015, 09:13 AM

If I do, the mailman will knock on the door and demand the excess postage fee.

**moe** · 03-11-2015, 09:15 AM

Oh, how right you are!!

**144man** · 03-11-2015, 09:31 AM

It happens once in a while.

**moe** · 03-11-2015, 09:33 AM

Some will let you slide, some not so......

**arr&bee** · 03-11-2015, 08:23 PM

I mean a self addressed to myself.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-11-2015, 08:24 PM

You've been addressing yourself for years.....

**arr&bee** · 03-11-2015, 08:40 PM

West,you send a donation too.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-11-2015, 08:47 PM

I'll need to have a word with myself.

**arr&bee** · 03-11-2015, 08:49 PM

Don't let your cheap self talk your good self out of it...i'll be over here by the cash machine.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-11-2015, 08:51 PM

I'd better cover my hand, in case I look over my shoulder when entering my PIN.

**arr&bee** · 03-11-2015, 08:56 PM

Stay right where you are,i'm sending over one of my goons..opps,err,ahem,hehe..associates to make sure nobody looks over your shoulder but him..for security reasons only.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-11-2015, 08:58 PM

I'll be over here, in the cash machine. For security reasons only.

**arr&bee** · 03-11-2015, 09:00 PM

I know,i can smell cash.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-11-2015, 09:03 PM

Freshly laundered.

**moe** · 03-12-2015, 09:43 AM

I'm sure he wants to iron that clean green westgrand!

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-12-2015, 02:10 PM

It will be as hard pressed as he is.

**moe** · 03-12-2015, 02:48 PM

No starch......

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-12-2015, 03:31 PM

No sweat......

**arr&bee** · 03-12-2015, 05:59 PM

West,a serious question if i may,is prince phillip still alive? I don't hear much about him.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-12-2015, 07:36 PM

Yes, indeed he is, Arr&bee. He will be 94 years old on June 10th, and is still very active.

You might find the royal website interesting : www.royal.gov.uk.

Find 'Duke Of Edinburgh' [[Prince Philip's official title), then click 'activities and interests', which will tell you about him.