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[westgrandboulevard]

With a trumpet.....

[arr&bee]

Disney was so cheap he had dumbo work for peanuts,poor dumbo.

[westgrandboulevard]

Everybody else gets a safety harness, but Dumbo got a feather.

[arr&bee]

Yep,poor dumbo..did you know that mickey and minnie are splitting up,something about him not bringing in enough cheese.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I can't think what she saw in him in the first place. He has such a strange voice!

[arr&bee]

A cat stepped on his tail as a kid.

[westgrandboulevard]

And Minnie. Those shoes......

[arr&bee]

My wife has a pair.

[westgrandboulevard]

'Giant Shoe Sale' the sign on the shop window said, and she came out with a pair in Size 18.....

[moe]

Manolos do NOT come in size 18's!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Manolo Blahnik would not approve of Minnie's footwear, I'm sure.

[moe]

Not pointy and heels not high enough!
Manolo has a store in London

[westgrandboulevard]

I don't think anyone could walk too far in them. Still, as long as you make it down a red carpet, you can kick them off during an awards ceremony....

[arr&bee]

Hey ain't manolo that dude who was in all those latin lover flicks??

[westgrandboulevard]

It may well have been 'a' Manolo, but surely not 'the' Manolo....?

[moe]

No.........there is only one Manolo!!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

'The Sole One' - !

[moe]

The one & only............he is not a heel; I have met him. His sister ran the London store. Don't know if she still does.

[arr&bee]

Hey moe i hope he didn't give you the boot.

[westgrandboulevard]

If he did, she'll be asking for the other one!

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,west you're on your way,haaaaaaaaaaaa.

[westgrandboulevard]

Meet you coming back....!

[moe]

You two better watch or he'll beat you with his stilettos!

[144man]

To do that would be some feet.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, it's true some people do enjoy being trampled underfoot...

[moe]

.....with either those stilettos or flats.......

[westgrandboulevard]

Whatever turns them on, I suppose. Maybe they think a good brand name keeps it all upmarket.....

[moe]

Some women can attest to the fact that some shoes are a work of art!

[westgrandboulevard]

They are, both in looks and support - as too is The Golden Gate Bridge, if not the Ohio River Bridges Project.....

[moe]

Women have an unusual bonding with their shoes, westgrand.

[destruction]

an unusual invisible bonding that you can't unsee.

[westgrandboulevard]

Some of those styles would appear to be a feat/feet of endurance....

[arr&bee]

I seem to have alot in common with shoes...i've been called a[heel]afew times.

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course! You spend enough of your time 'high'...

[arr&bee]

West if you gonna hang with me you gotta learn one thing brother...druggies get high,i get drunk...alot more fun.

[westgrandboulevard]

I prefer to remember any fun I have

[arr&bee]

Believe me you'll have fun..now remembering will cost extra.

[westgrandboulevard]

I could always Google it....

[arr&bee]

I got stuff that'll make google gaggle.

[westgrandboulevard]

Giggly geese?

[arr&bee]

You know they flew north already.

[westgrandboulevard]

Economy.....

[arr&bee]

Yes,they had to sell their giggleys to finace the trip.

[moe]

And no frequent flyer points!

[destruction]

And no frequent flyer points!

And no frequent pointing at flying frying friars

[moe]

Finally.........

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't forget about The Flying Nun....

[moe]

Even she didn't receive frequent flyer points!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Angels must be well in hand....

[144man]

They could redeem their points at the same time as redeeming souls.