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[westgrandboulevard]

"Did you want ice and lemon with that, sir?"

[144man]

That's not quite the spirits I had in mind.

[westgrandboulevard]

"There's someone among our number here, with an unusual name. The word dozen is coming through...."

[moe]

I'd prefer it straight up.......

[144man]

You can't always get what you want.

[arr&bee]

I'll bet that most folks here read these post but they don't know what to make of em,heck i don't either so i don't make nothing,which brings me back to the point i was making,hey you in the back...stop pointing.

[westgrandboulevard]

Looking at the thousands of views for these posts, it's hard to believe ALL that number don't know what to make of them.

However, if it's true, that could get depressing, or maybe reassuring, depending on your own point of view...

Perhaps we should open every day with a demonstration of the emergency exit procedure?

[moe]

Single file and to the left.........or is it right.......or wrong?

[arr&bee]

West,you know we don't have a plan,we just make it up or make it down whichever comes first.

[westgrandboulevard]

Exactly. Even the weather is more predictable than us....

[144man]

You're so random!

[moe]

Spur of the moment.....

[arr&bee]

Spur of the saddle..starring tex western.

[westgrandboulevard]

'Each one of us requires the spur of insecurity to force us to do our best' - Harold W. Dodds

'Or, you could simply stay in bed' - WestGrandBoulevard

[moe]

'Each one of us requires the spur of insecurity to force us to do our best' - Harold W. Dodds

'Or, you could simply stay in bed' - WestGrandBoulevard

You got that right, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

If, from the security of our beds, the world doesn't seem a very attractive place, then something is wrong.

[arr&bee]

Well my bed is in security or maybe it's just in secure,i'll figure it out one day,but then they'll kick me out and i'll have to be a member of society and that won't do nope i'll stay here where it's warm and safe.

[westgrandboulevard]

I thought that once.....and then I was born.

That was an eye-opener, I can tell you.

[moe]

The Eye opened, westgrand? When did that happen?

[westgrandboulevard]

1950, in my case.

Unless, of course, you mean the London one, which opened for the first time on December 31st, 1999. An Eye you have seen.

[moe]

An Eye for an eye, westgrand!!
Good answer!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You're too kind, Moe. It was just something I envisioned....

[144man]

Being born was so awful that it made me cry. My mother saw me and she cried. My sister saw me and wanted to know if they could put me back.

[westgrandboulevard]

Because you weren't quite done?

[144man]

No. Because she'd got used to being an only child and she wanted to stay that way.

[westgrandboulevard]

In the bird world, that's known as a cuckoo.

[arr&bee]

I wasn't born i just looked up one day and there i was.

[westgrandboulevard]

Gasp! You mean.... YOU started the world as we know it- ?

Ever met anyone called Eve?

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.not quite i started the hooch as we know it,as for eve i used to date the chick but i had to drop her,she had a thing for snakes and apples...go figure.

[westgrandboulevard]

Both Adam and Eve were very keen on Natural History.

[arr&bee]

Adam was a natural,but when eve started listening to that snake who wanted to be adam's agent things went bad.

[westgrandboulevard]

That Eve sat around too long on her asp.

[arr&bee]

They had no head for business,that first company they had...cain&able collaped under the strain.

[westgrandboulevard]

The liquidators got it going again, and called it 'Cain't & Unable'.

Went bust in two weeks......

[arr&bee]

Well that fella[noah]had the right idea,he got on his boat and floated away.

[westgrandboulevard]

It nearly sank every time the animals rushed two by two to the side, to admire the views.

[arr&bee]

Yep and when he spotted land,he kicked em all off.

[westgrandboulevard]

Illegal immigrants....

[arr&bee]

Yep all over the place.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's getting to the point when you can call your home their own now....

[arr&bee]

And ol noah just sailed off into the sunset.

[moe]

Smart man, that Noah!!!

[144man]

Shame that the unicorns missed the boat.

[westgrandboulevard]

We all missed the boat with the unicorns.

Those boat trip timetables are the stuff of mythology.

[moe]

And Gilligan' s three hour tour!

[westgrandboulevard]

Over the years, different forms of SS Minnow have left all of us shipwrecked here on Soulful Detroit Island....

[moe]

Yes......And we still continue to look for the hooch!

[westgrandboulevard]

We should have a rainbow alert here. That might be helpful.

Judging by the news, your weather over there doesn't sound at all good 'for the time of the year' - !

[moe]

Well, we already had 5 inches of snow Monday. Freezing temperatures,too. Would you like some?

[arr&bee]

Moe,moe just sit by the fireplace and sip this wonderful elixur and all your cares will melt away...along with other things,but we aren't responsible.