...and can somebody please do something with all those plastic carrier bags floating on the surface....
...and can somebody please do something with all those plastic carrier bags floating on the surface....
...which are quite degrading.
..and, for those of us who value our health, are probably carriers for something quite horrible.....
WILL YOU TWO QUIT CLOWNING AND GET MY MONEY..[jeez I gotta be outta town by sundown]THIS IS THE PEOPLE'S MONEY AND I GOTTA GET OUTTHERE ON THE CAMPAINE TRAIL,FOR THE PEOPLE.
I'll phone for a taxi.
Don't forget to bring a soapbox.
[boy as slow as these guys work i'll never get this loot]...OH ARE WE BACK ON GOOD I WAS JUST THINKING THAT MY WORKERS HAVE TO GET GOING WITH THESE CONTRABUTIONS FOR THE PEOPLE.
It seems your Hotline is turning rather tepid....
Uh huh, R&B.........and I got some swamp land to sell you
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK MOE...[hehehe good luck with that].
With invisible ink??
Mud, more like.....
Yep............clear as mud!!!
OK I GUESS YOU WANT CASH[DON'T YOU TRUST ME?]IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT IN THE TRESURY TAKE WHAT YOU NEED...[i'll be long gone...hehe].
You better be careful that someone doesn't put a locator device on you, R&B.
Arr&bee has spent a lifetime selling furniture for a living. His own.
Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 09-19-2014 at 05:57 AM.
He may prefer to sit your comment out, westgrand.
He has my support.
Oh now i get your support,i tell ya what west we can both make some cash[you do like money don't you?]good now i want you to stand in front of big ben with you loch ness suit on and direct tourist down to loch ness where my goons-opps-err-ahem-hehe..my salesmen will be waiting you'll get a slice of the pie,trust me.
I'll wear a smart suit, as if I've just come from the Houses of Parliament.
You can wear the Loch Ness costume. It's more your style....
No west no smart suits,but i got a nice imitation almost wilted wool[i know you english like wool]sweater just for you one size fits all,and i'm gonna let you have it at just 75% above factory cost[plus shipping of course]these overseas rates are murder,so how many do i put you down for?
I could buy a whole flock for the price you'd charge.
Now west don't be cheap[i know you english are loaded]i know you have a charge account at lloyds of london so i know you can afford a couple of the sweaters[do you know how many imitation wools are running around naked today just so you could have these wonderful sweaters at only 150% above factory cost-plus shipping]cmom west you know you want one or ten,
Yes, we're loaded...loaded with debts.
Indeed we are! I've just changed my Will, and have left all my debts to my heirs...
How bout a smart car for the smart suit??
Morning westgrand!
A nice Mercedes Benz, with high seats...and I'd look and feel good, even with a cheap suit.
Morning Moe!
A very smart fellow you are, westgrand!!
You're too kind, Moe, but I generally do a great job of not letting it show.....
Very humble............I like that!!!
But when it counts..........you deliver
If we were sat side by side, I'd be likely to actually say very little.
Mind you, when in the mood, if I start talking, I never stop.....
Ahem...if you two are through i'm trying to conduct some business,now west you were about to order some fine almost imitation wilted wool sweaters one size fits all,and for you west and i don't do this for everybody..i'm gonna let you have em at only 250% above factory invoice plus shipping..and they say that honesty is dead.
You can't pull imitation wool over my eyes. Honesty is not dead, merely stunned from time to time.
I have some swamp land I want to sell you, R&B......
My dear moe,i've come across a lovely almost imitation mood ring[that's still in the mood]as soon as i stole-opps-err-ahem-hehe..saw it i thought of you,and i'm gonna let you have it for only 175%above factory invoice..no need to thank me what are friends for.
I can't afford to buy anything because...
Papa was a rolling stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home,
And when he died
All he ever left me was A LOAN.
I'm not in the mood, R&B, but thanks............
That's all we need. Moody items for sale, and moody customers.
What's a mood ring?
It means when you're sad, your mobile phone cries when someone is calling you.
And, when you're happy, it laughs maniacally when someone is calling you.
Shouldn't that be on the "Just A Chime" thread?
Yes, of course - I knew something about it rang a bell.....
Some bells here need fine tuning..........
One less bell to answer...
Ok moe if you're not in the mood then you need a pick me up and i'm selling those too when do you wann pick it up so it can pick you up...and because it's you moe only..275%above factory invoice.
Such a deal, R&B!!!!!!!!!!
I think my bells have been rung enough!!
..and are starting to lose their a-peal.....
Where are you, 144man to chime right in???
144man has better things to do than endure the bombardment of Arr&bee's price offers....
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