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[arr&bee]

Of course i have all the answers...i just don't know the questions.

[westgrandboulevard]

I won't question that.

[moe]

...and neither shall I.........

[westgrandboulevard]

If we did, we'd need a full-time enquiries desk.

[arr&bee]

Awwh you guys i'm getting misty over here.

[westgrandboulevard]

That's strange. I thought it was full sunshine

[144man]

I don't know the code either. I'm full of reMorse.

[westgrandboulevard]

On-Off tones, lights and clicks. That Morse Code was similar to some of those bad, old vinyl pressings.

[144man]

You mean those Aliens weren't leaving me secret messages after all?

[westgrandboulevard]

Only if there were three of them, all female, and calling themselves 'The Andantes'.

[moe]

What about the area codes?

[westgrandboulevard]

Do we need them any more, now that we all seem to be mobile....?

[moe]

No, I guess not. And we can all cover a lot of territory on our own.

[westgrandboulevard]

One day, we won't even need a mast. When that time comes, maybe we will have evolved into winged creatures.

[moe]

History repeating itself.......

[westgrandboulevard]

It does, and frequently...especially on this forum....

[144man]

It's lucky I'm nostalgic.

[westgrandboulevard]

That, combined with your love of grammar, leaves you finding the present tense, and the past perfect.

[moe]

Just don't dangle the participle

[144man]

I'm quite happy to sometimes split the infinitive....just because I can!

[westgrandboulevard]

We have to really admire you for that....

[moe]

I thought it was "to infinitive and beyond."

[westgrandboulevard]

My word, I bet that gave you a Buzz...

[144man]

That's another story.

[westgrandboulevard]

Light years from now....

[moe]

Doesn't compare with the potato head!!!

[arr&bee]

Now moe,someone is gonna get peeled off at that remark.

[westgrandboulevard]

French Fried on sight....

[arr&bee]

As you know by now i'm running for something,so get out the vote,my hoodlums[opps-err-ahem-hehe]humanitarums will be casing[opps-err-ahe-hehe]canvesing your city looking for bribes[opps-err-ahem-hehe]contributions together we can turn things around[which way?].

[144man]

How many potatoes will you give me to vote for you?

[arr&bee]

POTATOES??WELL I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY,BUT TO GET YOUR VOTE I'LL HAVE MY HOOD[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]HUMANITARIANS GET SOME FOR YOU...[be down at the back of the potatoe farm at dusk and ask for shady].

[westgrandboulevard]

If there's going to be 'a situation' down on the farm, then I'm coming along, too.

I'm bringing a camera crew, and my stylist. If anyone's going to look bad, I want to look good.

[arr&bee]

UMM[GULP]CAMERAS???[YIKES!!!]WAIT A MINUTE THERE WEST,THIS IS SORT OF A SPECIAL THING I'M DOING FOR THE POTATO FARMERS[yeah that's it]YOU SEE THEY DON'T LIKE PUBLICITY,SO IT WOUD EMBARASS THEM IF PICTURES WERE TAKEN AND BESIDES MY PAROLEES[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]PATRONS ARE SHY.

[westgrandboulevard]

No they're not. I just paid them a whole lot of money to be most un-shy...
[[if you know what I mean.....)

[arr&bee]

Yep,but you paid em in pounds,we use dollars in the u.s.so as soon as those pounds become dollars they stay shy.

[westgrandboulevard]

No, I paid them in dollars. Your dollars [[they're worth much less than our pounds) Check your bank account. I like to talk to people in the language they understand.

[arr&bee]

Bank account???i sorta kinda keep my cash close at hand no banks,well all they gave me was some funny looking money with a dame on a mule in front of big ben.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, don't mind her. That's the old lady of Threadneedle Street....

[moe]

I want to be paid with lettuce!!!

[arr&bee]

Moe i'm appointing you tresurer of something or other,look into this .

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds like the only thing Moe would want to look into...is a vegetable garden....

[arr&bee]

Look west this campaine is about to be biggger than ever,get out the votes...[and the cash]i got payoffs to make..all for the people of course.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll get you spots on ABC, CBS & NBC.

[moe]

I'll throw in Fox & CNN.

[westgrandboulevard]

So there you are, Arr&bee. Full coverage. Your face known everywhere, yet we still won't understand a word...

[moe]

He might be better off drinking some of his hooch to be understood!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

That makes sense!

[arr&bee]

I don't need to be actually seen the people know me and my word is as good as something or other.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hmmmmm....do you perhaps see yourself as Moses?

[moe]

Special effects please!!!! Part the Red Sea take 1