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[westgrandboulevard]

The budget will be chicken feed.

[arr&bee]

I got a neighbor who's got some chickens i'll bet he'll be excited to be in this classic,now i'm gonna have to use pigions instead of doves[just a little white paint and we're all set]...makeup!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Whatever you do, don't let them fly over our heads.

[arr&bee]

You superstious west?

[westgrandboulevard]

No, just being cautious in a practical sense....

[moe]

There's truth in that, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We could all be drenched in something which is wet, and looks remarkably like white paint...but paint, it ain't......

[moe]

Until you watch it eat through everything!!!

[arr&bee]

These pigions have been sipping this wonderful elixur...it stops up the urinary track of birds but they don't know it,so relax.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd feel happier if they would agree to fly upside down.

[moe]

And let them decorate themselves!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Absolutely. 'Do-it-yourself', indeed......

[moe]

We can ALL live with that!!!

[arr&bee]

Actually west,these talented birds do fly upside down,and sometimes inside out.

[westgrandboulevard]

You learn something new every day. Now I know of the existence of 'glove birds', and 'sock birds'....

[144man]

...who nest in shoe trees.

[westgrandboulevard]

Those nests are built to last.

[moe]

Especially the wooden ones!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Some birds feather their nest. 'Sock birds' polish theirs.....

[moe]

Birds of a feather..........

[westgrandboulevard]

...moult a lot of feathers...and in flocks...

[144man]

One day I'll fly away.

[westgrandboulevard]

All the way to Africa, without a map, compass or SatNav, which we humans would need....

[moe]

Are you flying first class or business, 144man?

[westgrandboulevard]

...and will you be sitting inside, or out?

[moe]

Might be a bit difficult to offer a refreshment........

[westgrandboulevard]

Refreshments are excluded, if sitting outside.

We're talking economy here.....

[144man]

Who said I'm using a plane?

[westgrandboulevard]

A glider? A balloon?

[144man]

Neither. Are my arms tired!

[westgrandboulevard]

That initial launch from a giant catapult must have been strenuous, too....

[144man]

No. I was inside a canon.

[westgrandboulevard]

I never fail to be astonished at what some people will do,simply as a matter of principle.

[144man]

What I do in private is my own business

[westgrandboulevard]

Until it hits the internet......

[144man]

I'm sure the canon will be discrete.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just in case, perhaps a makeover would be wise. One needs to look one's best when images are blasted across social media.

[144man]

No problems. I was wearing a burka at the time.

[westgrandboulevard]

While I respect other people's feelings, wishes and beliefs, burkas unsettle me.

There is something sinister about them...

[144man]

But if someone's wearing a burka, at least you can see eye to eye with them.

[westgrandboulevard]

True but, since that's all, there is much which is covert, with a potential for the wearer to be distrusted.

[moe]

Are we applying for covert affairs, westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

No Moe, not covert or otherwise, especially if I'm stood in front of someone and can't even see the expression on their face....LOL

[moe]

Darn, I wanted to be a secret agent!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You'd have far more success with that, in staying right here....

[moe]

OK, westgrand,, stationary it is!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Glad to hear it, Moe. Hmmmm. For which organisation could you be working, I wonder....

[moe]

I admit to nothing, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Then I shall just have to use my imagination.....

[moe]

Indeed, westgrand!!