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[westgrandboulevard]

Admit it. It's a giant catapult, isn't it....

[144man]

The sun is more than a stone throw away.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, if I'm going to be playing President of the Sun, then it had better be a place where thrones are stowed.

[arr&bee]

Don't call it that,it has a nice tin roof and those cardboard seats are tightly glued in place and the movie is good,of course only one at a time can watch cause there's only one pair of banoculars and the floor is good second hand plywood,and ive been assured by the studio that the slingshot wll work thistme...we're on our way.

[moe]

You'll get there quicker, fellas, if you fuel that whatever you call it with R&B's hooch. Yesirree, the hooch picks up where the Concorde left off!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I suggest we have a massive vacuum flask made [[so that's going to please 144man) and we use that as a rocket.

[arr&bee]

That's the spirit moe,oh and it is fueled with hooch...oh moe you're coming too,you're playing the sun queen.

[moe]

I'm ready for my close up..........with SPF of course!!!

[arr&bee]

ANYTHING YOU WANT MOE...[we'll bill you later]STICK WITH ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU THE NEXT LILLIAN GISH.

[moe]

She's pretty well still dead, R&B..........anyone else?

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,one starring role and you're picky,look moe as good as lilian was she never won a golden turkey so just smile pretty and i'll make you a star.

[westgrandboulevard]

You'll probably need to get to Heaven first, Moe...

[moe]

It seems audiences love to honor posthumously!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Record something, quick! It will go double platinum before you're cold.....

[arr&bee]

Forget that posthumorous stuff,we're gonna get our golden turkey...[and you know they use real gold spray]what a classy outfit.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm pleased to hear that some people at least are upholding genuinely tacky values.

[moe]

It's the "in" value now, westgrand.....

[westgrandboulevard]

Well down to its normal standard....

[arr&bee]

Hey we're going all out for this one,west i'm getting you one of them searsucker suits from sears,with one of them imitation straw hats and broghans you're gonna set a fashion trend,and moe you're gonna be decked out in a cheesecloth gown with a pair of gold nurses shoes and a woolite shawl,nobody on the sun has ever seen anything like what we got for em,it's gonna be hot,hot,hot!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll need a shower as soon as I arrive.

[arr&bee]

Sure west plenty of hot water here.

[westgrandboulevard]

You've visited already?

[arr&bee]

Got a postcard from one of the sunbeams.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hope it was a warm greeting.

[arr&bee]

Hot off the presses.

[westgrandboulevard]

I worry that the nights will be too hot...

[arr&bee]

Calm down west,when the sun goes over the moon we got twenty minutes to sleep,i got it all under control[i think].

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds as if I'll be spending my sleeping hours on fast forward....

[144man]

When the sun goes over the moon, we might get hit by that jumping cow.

[arr&bee]

No cows i checked,but lots of wool,hmmmmmm???

[westgrandboulevard]

As in counting sheep...?

[arr&bee]

Um no,these are moon sheep,i don't think they can count.

[westgrandboulevard]

How do Moon sheep differ from Earth sheep?

[144man]

Their diet consists of green cheese.

[westgrandboulevard]

And then they produce more green cheese, I suppose...

[144man]

Their grazing formed the craters.

[westgrandboulevard]

..while their craving filled the graters....

[moe]

Wallace & Grommit know a lot about green cheese!!!

R&B, why can't I have pink shoes???

[westgrandboulevard]

He does seem to have your wardrobe fully planned, doesn't he....

[arr&bee]

NOW,NOW MY LITTLE STARLET UNCLE R&B KNOWS BEST...[besides for 1.95 that's all I could afford from the hospital's clearance sale]]YOU'LL LOOK GREAT IN GOLD,THE WARDROBE FOLKS WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.

[westgrandboulevard]

[[he'll be offering you sweeties next, Moe.....)

Looking like a million bucks does sound like a good deal. Unless, of course, you looked like two million bucks before you even started....

[arr&bee]

Shhhhhhh west will you stop pumping her up,next she'll be asking for a real dressing room instead of the tin room divider with the paper star.

[westgrandboulevard]

Let Moe have your dressing room, and you have hers.

You'll just have to tell your 'niece', Miss Fifi Amour LaMour, to move her and your things out.....[[you can't fool me. I know she's in there hiding, as I can hear her trying to think...)

[arr&bee]

Are you nuts,fifi is my wife's favorite neice i'd have to move to the sun if i tried that...shouldn't you be studying your lines?

[westgrandboulevard]

Those ARE my lines.

"You'll just have to tell your 'niece'.... Hmmmm. ...

"Prompt?!!!...."

[arr&bee]

Did jerry write those lines...j-e-r-r-y...!!!!

[moe]

If I want any change to my wardrobe I can always go Thrift Shopping with Macklemore!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Mary Wilson can loan you some beautiful outfits. She has three of most of them, so there must be one there to fit you. And they're famous in their own right.

Don't pick any that carry the label 'Diane'[[to say it conceals another label like 'Call Me Miss Ross' and 'There Are No Understudies For Me' is just a rumour), as they've been altered a few times....

[moe]

No doubt, westgrand......

[arr&bee]

West i'd rather go to the sun than go over to that war zone.