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[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, but only by people he really annoyed.

[moe]

You talking about Jack Ham??

[144man]

He's talking about his younger brother, Hamlet.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not to forget his French cousin, Hommelette.......

[moe]

Which side?

[144man]

Sunny side up.

[westgrandboulevard]

His mother's. There was another male cousin named Souffle, but they never cared to speak about him....

[144man]

He could never rise to the occasion.

[westgrandboulevard]

Whenever he did, it was rumoured that the occasion would be quite inappropriate.

[moe]

His mother should've beat him!

[westgrandboulevard]

If you'd have seen them on The Jerry Springer Show, you'd have seen her do it.

She also beat him in the impropriety stakes......

[moe]

I'll bet that was a hard boil!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If she were your mother, you'd know it was her the minute she knocked on your door.

The mice would start throwing themselves on the traps...

[moe]

I think everyone would scramble!!

[144man]

Only if they were yellow.

[westgrandboulevard]

This must be a really beautiful morning.

The corn around here is as high as an elephant's eye....

[arr&bee]

Don't egg em on west,hehehehehe!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Me?? I have the ability to walk on eggshells without crushing them....

[arr&bee]

You must be light on your feet.

[westgrandboulevard]

Those eggshells are tough on my feet....

[arr&bee]

I hope that there are no chicks in those eggs.

[moe]

Those chicks may peep out at you!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We're talking very serious prehistoric eggs here. Who can say what may 'peep out'...

[arr&bee]

Prehistoric??west you may predate hooch and that's going way back.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's been a long journey......

[arr&bee]

And still more ahead.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm going in the other direction, imparting all my knowledge from past lives in the future as I go....but the thought of having to face global cooling is beginning to concern me....

[arr&bee]

Well don't go just yet,i have the role of a lifetime just for you,forget king neptune i'm in talks with the folks up high and my next classic is gonna be filmed[drumroll]are you ready for this......on the sun,talk about hot and you are chosen to portray the president of the sun...a hot role indeed..things are heating up indeed.

[moe]

Wouldn't be much of a wardrobe, either!!

[arr&bee]

It's gonna be a short film...everybody in shorts.

[144man]

Being played on the sun? - I can imagine my love-interest melting in my arms.

[westgrandboulevard]

My agent Icarus says I shouldn't touch it....

[144man]

It should be OK if they film it at night.

[westgrandboulevard]

That could work...or I could wear some very dark sunglasses....

[arr&bee]

That icarus guy owes me money.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I did tell you that 'guided tour around the Sun' idea would never fly.

[arr&bee]

West you underestimate me,we're sneaking in when the sun is over the moon we'll come in the backway where's it shady..betha didn't know the sun had a shady side...was gonna bring the penquins but they won't take off those darned tuxedos.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's moulting season, and they're too shy.....

[arr&bee]

You won't need sunscreen cause you'll be on the silverscreen,stick with me west and you'll have many golden turkeys...this one's gonna be hot.

[westgrandboulevard]

We'll get roasted?

[arr&bee]

Of course we will,don't all celebs but that will come later after the golden turkeys,west i think you're getting cold feet but afew minutes on the sun will warm you up.

[144man]

The sun is 93,000,000 miles away. Do I need to take sandwiches?

[westgrandboulevard]

Binoculars would be more useful.

[arr&bee]

No we'll stop at a fast food joint,oh the outter gases of the sun can reach 100,000,000 degrees so get a cold drink.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll need some sunscreen.....

[144man]

I'll need a vacuum flask.

[westgrandboulevard]

Before we get too excited, can someone tell me how we're getting there?

[arr&bee]

The studio is flying us there second class,don't worry i checked it out and this flight has almost some of the stuff we'll need.

[westgrandboulevard]

Almost? How about a seat? And a flight on what?

[arr&bee]

Now west calm down,of course we got seats it's a flying whatchamacallit i talked to the pilots and they've made this flight in practice many times and they told me that as soon as they learn the controls we're all set,i'm excited.