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[moe]

Be careful or you just might get septic..........

[westgrandboulevard]

I shall take care, Moe. I'm very septical of people who don't practise a good standard of cleanliness.

[144man]

Does that make you antiseptic?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, and I don't at all mind making a clean breast of it.

[144man]

Wasn't it you who poured a bottle of Domestos over the Vicar, and got arrested for causing a bleach of the priest?

[westgrandboulevard]

I cannot deny it!

In fact, I enjoyed it.!!

ENJOYED IT!!! Do you hear?!!

He had it coming. That Father Ambrose always saw himself as whiter than white.......

[144man]

Your penance, my son, shall be 3 Hail Marys and a large contribution to 144man's Hawaiian Appeal.

[westgrandboulevard]

I must prepare to dig deep. No contribution will be large enough.

I suppose the whole project should be relocated, and become "Hooch In Hawaii".

We could hire big helicopters, and be hairlifted in.......

[arr&bee]

WHY AFTER THIS CLASSIC WE'RE MAKING THEY'LL SEND US CONTRIBUTIONS[probably to never make another movie]AND WE'LL BE A BIG SPLASH IN SUCH BIG CITIES AS..FROSTBITE MINNASOTA...CORNSTALK OKLAHOMA...HASBEEN IDAHO..WE'RE ON OUR WAY I TELL YA,WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've still got Trenton, New Jersey in my sights as our target audience.

If they love it there, they'll love it any place.

[144man]

Why Trenton in particular?

[westgrandboulevard]

Trenton is the capital city of New Jersey.

Q. Why Is New Jersey called the Garden State?
A. Because oil, petroleum, nuclear, landfilland toxic waste state didn't fit on a licence plate....

[moe]

Crimea River........

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure Trenton & NJ are lovely [[ditto the residents), but there does seem to be some reputation, unfair or not....

[moe]

May be proven, westgrand!! Girl I work with is from NJ..........she has stories!!

[arr&bee]

Didn't george washington once cross the delaware to get out of trenton??

[westgrandboulevard]

It's not looking good for Trenton.....

[moe]

He had an express boat, R&B.

[westgrandboulevard]

Anybody here actually been to Trenton?

[arr&bee]

I was in hackensack once...and once was enough.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not exactly an appealing name. Have just checked it out. The Shade Tree Committee sounds cosy.

Had never heard of Hackensack and, possibly, neither have the residents.....

[arr&bee]

Maybe they moved it to trenton.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's only a little over an hour's drive, if you make all the lights.....

[arr&bee]

We need to get outta new jersey and head for the grand canyon.

[westgrandboulevard]

I heard that many have already done that - and were never seen again.

[arr&bee]

Well we'll be seen and heard all over the world and canada.

[westgrandboulevard]

And Lost Springs, Wyoming.

[arr&bee]

I think the first scene will be a blank screen,that'll get attention.

[westgrandboulevard]

It happens every day here, and works every time....

[arr&bee]

See west great minds think alike.

[westgrandboulevard]

Fools seldom differ.....

[moe]

What about French Lick, Indiana?

[westgrandboulevard]

If we're seen and heard in Lost Springs, Wyoming, then we'll be legendary in French Lick, Indiana....

[moe]

I have no doubt! What about Intercourse, Pennsylvania or Hell, Michigan?
I'm giving someone here the opportunity of a great comeback!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I mentioned Lost Springs because I believe it is one of the smallest, if not the smallest town in US.

The names you're coming up are unbelievable, but I know they exist.. Who would want to say they live in any of them?

[moe]

I've never met anyone who admitted to living in either of them.

[westgrandboulevard]

Haha! I bet if you asked them, they'd shout "Go Away!" [[or something similar) very loudly through their letter box!

[arr&bee]

Why those great townships will be the backbone of this epic...picture this,a lonely post office box with no name and a single letter inside addressed to no one...i'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

[moe]

Be very afraid, westgrand!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I won't give way to it, Moe.

I like a bit of spookiness......

[moe]

This sounds like something Rod Serling would be involved with!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Ordinary situations, but where extraordinary events take place.

Just like these threads....

[arr&bee]

This is getting goodier and goodier.

[westgrandboulevard]

Good just isn't the word for it......

[moe]

,,,,,,,,and I'm not sure what IS the right word!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure we could all think of a few.....

[moe]

A few westgrand? And then some!!

[westgrandboulevard]

The Oxford Dictionary meets Merriam Webster.....

[144man]

Look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

[westgrandboulevard]

Now largely defunked....