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[westgrandboulevard]

If anyone were to ask me, I'd say you were the one who was flyin' high...

[moe]

Yessirree............be VERY afraid!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I shall continue to stay grounded.

[144man]

I don't remember "Whirlybirds", but I do remember "Ripcord". Larry Pennell turned up in "The Beverley Hillbillies" as Ellie Mae's film star boyfriend, if I remember rightly.

[westgrandboulevard]

Dash Riprock, that's the one. A name which makes me laugh, just thinking about it..

[arr&bee]

Watch those[flyin monkeys].

[westgrandboulevard]

Weren't you in 'The Wizard Of Oz' - ?

[arr&bee]

Yes i was that apple tree that dorothy picked off of,the reason i threw those apples was because they were filled with this wonderful elixur.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh no you weren't, and don't you deny it!

You were the Wicked Witch of the West Grand Boulevard, with a green face, hustling the flying monkey army to pursue an innocent little dog......

[arr&bee]

No i wasn't the witch,but she texted me that the mutt[toto]had a flask with hooch in it[without permission]so she put a hit out on him...those flyin monkeys were actually leps dressed as flying monkeys,the leps had bought up everything except this wonderful elixur[they were pissed]and were gonna pop the mutt and blame it on me and the witch was with em,but she liked to hit the juice too that's why she sent word tryin to play both ends,well she got busted and the leps ruined her career,the mutt drank himself to death but the hooch survives.

[westgrandboulevard]

It was the hooch that turned her green. That, and what happened to her sister.....

[arr&bee]

You got it...little known fact,the mutt[toto]was actually a german shepard but his drinking stunted his growth.

[westgrandboulevard]

A sort of 'before' and 'after' - which was fully in keeping with the whole plot of the film, come to think of it.

[moe]

A German shepherd, R&B? I didn't know Toto was German. I thought he was from Kansas!!

[westgrandboulevard]

"People come and go so quickly here!"

[144man]

They're not German then. They're Russian all over the place.

[arr&bee]

HEY 144MAN I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS[like I should be giving advice]BUT THERE ARE GERMAN SHEPARDS IN KANSAS AND NONE OF EM SPEAK GERMAN.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you spoke to them in English, they still wouldn't understand you.....

[moe]

Ja Vol westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Now, dog whistles speak a universal language......

[moe]

But it hurts my ears!!!! Woof!!

[arr&bee]

You two are barking up the wrong tree.

[westgrandboulevard]

Story of my life.....!

[moe]

It's a dog-eat-dog world, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Life's a Bitch, moe....

ps. looks like someone has stabbed the bonnet of our vehicle, leaving a small hole. Have just been given a police incident number. Insurance job. We get a courtesy car for 3 days, while ours is driven 20 miles, then onto a passenger and car ferry, for a 30 mins trip across the Solent to the Isle Of Wight, to be fixed, then returned by same route. Geographically, the IOW is quite close [[can see it from the beach and clifftops here) but I would still have thought the insurance company could have found a closer garage to repair it....

[moe]

They should've given you a Bentley!!

[arr&bee]

Maybe bentley did it.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm still trying to figure out exactly when, and how it could have happened. It does look like deliberate damage so, yes, I'm wondering just who did it.

It's hard to imagine anything accidentally hitting the bonnet [[you call it hood?), making a dent, but also such a small, neat hole....

Still waiting to hear from the garage....

Yes, it would be good to ride in a Bentley, but I'd have to be really careful about driving one...

[moe]

Can't wait to hear the latest on this one westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I should ring Buck House.

Maybe HM has a limo which one is not really using at the moment...

[moe]

Maybe you should get James Bond to work the case!!

[westgrandboulevard]

When The Queen received an honorary BAFTA in recognition of her support and services to TV and film, she was described as 'the most memorable Bond girl yet', due to that Olympics spoof sequence.

Since then, her fees have now risen to an astronomical level, and you wouldn't believe the number of people in her entourage.....

[moe]

What about those corgis?

[westgrandboulevard]

Ground cover.....!

[moe]

In more ways than one when they leave their calling card!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, accidents do happen, as they wander at will around the Royal apartments, and can't always get outside just when they need, and maybe no-one at hand at that moment. Their wicker baskets are kept in a box room.

The Queen loves her dogs. They're privileged, but not spoilt, even if she does individually feed them dog biscuits off a silver platter, as a daily ritual. There's nothing HM likes more than being outside in the fresh air, walking her dogs, or being with her horses. The corgis reportedly bark in great excitement whenever they spot her in a headscarf, which indicates another walk is imminent....

[moe]

I cannot remember how many she has!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Monty belonged to the Queen Mother. He appeared with the Queen and Daniel Craig in the James Bond ceremony, accompanied by Willow and Holly.

Emma And Linnet were not seen.

Monty died soon after the Olymic ceremony, so that left four, but Emma and Linnet must also have died since then, as 'the website of the British Monarchy' mentions only Holly and Willow - plus two 'dorgis', Candy and Vulcan.

[arr&bee]

WHAT THE...!! DID YOU ALL READ WHAT THAT LARSONHEARTED BACKSTABBING POMPUS OVER THE HILL HACK SAID ABOUT ME IN THE OTHER POST,WHY I'LL SUE HIS BACKSIDE AS SOON AS MY LAWYER GETS HIS LICENSE OUT OF HOCK AND CAN PRACTICE AGAIN I'LL HAUL HIS CARCUS INTO COURT SO FAST HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK..[AND THAT'LL BE A FIRST FOR HIM]WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS..OF ALL THE NERVE OH HE'S DONE IT NOW...Jai,I said what had to be said for your own good..DON'T SPEAK TO ME SPEAK TO MY LAWYERS...Oh Jai you know that the only lawyers who would ever come within earshout of you are the ones appointed by the doctors at the mental institution...WHAT???ARE YOU NUTS??I GOT MY LAWYER ON SPEEDIAL...Jai the lawyer you refer to was disbarred in 1965...WAS NOT.

[westgrandboulevard]

Operator...there's disturbance on my line....

[moe]

One Flew Over the SDF Nest!!!! And it isn't me or you westgrand, or 144man!!

[westgrandboulevard]

'Tis the season for the cuckoo, moe...

[144man]

The cuckoo can be found in his natural home in the clocks in the "Just A Chime" thread.

[westgrandboulevard]

I find myself there all the time.....

[144man]

I didn't know you'd ever lost yourself.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, if ever I do lose the thread, you'll know just where to find me.

[144man]

Was that you on "The Great Sewing Bee"?

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm the one with a stitch short of a full seam.

[144man]

Ahem. It makes me smile to think the winner will be the best sewer.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've always thought that is such an unfortunate word......