Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do y'know, I'm with the A-listers!
Ahh you guys[hehe]the hooch sisters were fratility twins[harlot and scarlot]i don't think they ever went to church.
They came from church but, no, they never ever went back.
The door would have been locked.
I'm pretty sure they had their own religion.....
Even in the faith of all adversity....
The hooch sisters were too plastered to worry about adversity.
They should have been made saints. They gave from the very fibre of their livers, all in the name of medical research, so that others would be inspired by their sacrifice.
And they were well preserved!!!
I'm not sure if that made them positive or negative icons, but certainly 'legendary' - !
Yeah they're well preserved allright ..the last i heard they got tied up with some dudes called..rigor and mortis and moved to parts unknown.
There will be stiff competition for them all out there.
But they won't have much to say about the matter......
Yeah they sorta keep a[stiff]upper lip.
Among other things.........
"Is it true that, when you die, you go stiff?"
"Yes"
"Well, bury this, I think it's dead..."
Oh brother..................wonder what it is
Probably something which would have great curiosity value when discovered in millions of years....
Maybe with this snow coming it could bury a few things!!!
Make sure it's not you. Here in the UK, if this rainfall goes on, we may have to swim for survival.....
We won't be able to keep our heads above water both literally and financially.
I'm building an ark, on the lines of a ferry..."and the cars went in two by two..."
On the whole, I'd prefer a 4 x 4.....
Noah was fond of a tipple. Make sure you take a supply of hooch with you.
The nearest I'd get is to take crates of empty bottles - and lots of hope.
Noah was cool with us,how do you think he got across the sea???
He was so high on the hooch, he would have floated in quicksand......
On the fumes of the hooch no less.....
"I wandered lonely, as a cloud....."
Then a friend came and bailed me out.............
Approaching with a friendly wave, no doubt.
No doubt, westgrand..........that's what friends are for!
Even friends on Facebook, who often seem like an army....
Can you imagine how many friends on Facebook R&B would have if his hooch was real?
The queue would be longer than the Equator.
He would have to start his own Church.
But, boy, would he have the followers!!!
Exhorting everyone to follow him on the straight and narrow path of righteousness could be tricky.....
With that hooch he could do anything.........
Baptism by total immersion would be a real draw.
All the unbelievers would immediately convert!!!
Why i do have followers,,is the hooch real?...next time you're out in the worst storm possible and you spot one soul walking along with the biggest smile ever,then you'll know the answer.
Yes, they have a warm overcoat, hat and gloves. Anything else, is in their own mind
Both of you are wrong!! I'll bet that smile on his face was because he just got some!!!
But if he did have some, would he be capable of 'walking along'?
Not a chance..........
He'd be the one who was walking on air.
We could make that helium....
The only[some]that he had was[some]of this wonderful elixur and yes helium is one of the many many toxic-opps-er-ahem-hehe...special compounds that we use.
So, do then we assume your hooch to be up in the air???
Makes sense for it to be right where arr&bee is.....
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the hoochie coochie man.
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