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**moe** · 04-06-2011, 07:38 PM

R&B gate?
That's enough for a cancellation!!!

**tamla617** · 04-07-2011, 04:19 PM

dont bolt the door,the horse has legged it!

**arrr&bee** · 04-08-2011, 03:13 PM

Ok i got the gate but where is the fence??

**tamla617** · 04-08-2011, 06:10 PM

he's lookin after some stolen goods,computers,dvd players,hi-fi's.
the law aint got NOTHING on him............yet!

**tamla617** · 04-09-2011, 06:09 PM

the 100th post in a cancelled thread!
you dont see that everyday

pshark · 04-09-2011, 07:06 PM

Congrats tamla, for post #100 in a thread about nothing

Click here to see what you have won

**ralpht** · 04-09-2011, 09:50 PM

I would have to say this is a first at SD.

**tamla617** · 04-10-2011, 03:24 PM

a big boy did it and ran away!

singin'we're on the road to nowhere.......nowhere to run to baby...........in the middle of nowhere

**moe** · 04-11-2011, 08:23 PM

No prize, either

**tamla617** · 04-12-2011, 02:35 PM

yeah, but i got 1 years subscription for the price of 12 months

**ralpht** · 04-12-2011, 02:37 PM

Best deal in town, Tamla.

**tamla617** · 04-12-2011, 05:38 PM

would have been ralph.you ever tried eating one?what sort of name is readers digest?

**arrr&bee** · 04-14-2011, 11:53 AM

Ya'll ain't gave me nothin.....shuddup!!

**tamla617** · 04-14-2011, 03:30 PM

shaddup?if you're not here how can you hear me?

hang on if i'm not here and you're not here and i cant hear a thing did anything happen,do i exist
am i in the tamla617 version of the truman show,is sdf just for me and loads of posters keeping me going for a tv show?
i think i'll get a polaroid complex, people got on my back and a row develops in seconds

**arrr&bee** · 04-15-2011, 01:55 PM

I'm supposed to hear you???hey wait a minute that's against the rules,opps silly me there are no rules where there is nothing...a skinny person turned sideways and was never seen again..was he really there? This is one of my greatest hullucinations yet..bartholome bartholome my brother??

**tamla617** · 04-15-2011, 02:04 PM

my brother?
text me your DNA and i'll check.dont give me no virus's tho' i got norton something software and if it goes to defcon 5 my pc self destructs and electricutes me 'cos i got a life time guarantee

**arrr&bee** · 04-15-2011, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by tamla617

my brother?
Text me your dna and i'll check.dont give me no virus's tho' i got norton something software and if it goes to defcon 5 my pc self destructs and electricutes me 'cos i got a life time guarantee

dna???that's too hard to spell,and you can't get a virus because there's nothing here and watch that[norton] guy he looks strange,hey defcon 5 didn't they used to imitate the jackson 5???

**tamla617** · 04-15-2011, 04:07 PM

dna=dont know anything
defcon 5 did a cover of the brothers johnson's ride on a minute man/icbm,backing vocals by ronald reagan,nancy reagan and flash gordon's raygun

**arrr&bee** · 04-19-2011, 07:55 PM

This post makes no sense at all....very good continue!!

**tamla617** · 04-20-2011, 06:14 PM

my post consisted of junk mail,that made no sense either

**144man** · 04-21-2011, 06:54 PM

Floccinaucinihilipifilication...I reckon it's worth Nothing.

**moe** · 04-21-2011, 08:33 PM

It's all nothing............

**144man** · 04-22-2011, 08:11 AM

You can often make something out of nothing...take this thread for instance. Somebody please, please, PLEASE take this thread; it's cold and lonely and needs two responsible adults to raise, nurture and cherish it until the end of its days.

**ralpht** · 04-22-2011, 06:58 PM

There's the rub,144man. Where can we dig up two responsible adults?

**moe** · 04-22-2011, 08:46 PM

Not on this thread, Ralph!!!!

**ralpht** · 04-22-2011, 11:15 PM

It does bring a smile, though, Moe.

**144man** · 04-23-2011, 08:10 AM

Two irresponsible people and a jug of hooch will just have to do then.

**ralpht** · 04-23-2011, 10:39 AM

Whatever gets the job done, 144.

**tamla617** · 04-23-2011, 04:14 PM

george and barbara bush were responsible for dubbya.

you cant get more irresponsible than that!

**ralpht** · 04-23-2011, 11:05 PM

Perhaps we should invite them to the forum.

**144man** · 04-24-2011, 07:36 AM

...for a Tea Party?

**tamla617** · 04-24-2011, 01:34 PM

yeah,milk and two sugars please

**tamla617** · 04-24-2011, 02:28 PM

sorry 'bout the last post

but the army always plays it at sun set and takes down the flag

**tamla617** · 04-24-2011, 02:21 PM

oh,i nearly forgot...
...invite that woman from alaska
no you ask her
ALASKA!
ask her then!
no a-l-a-s-k-a
calm down,what a state to get in!
you land at fairbanks
what?
the airport is called fairbanks
look,if you cant be serious and cant be bothered, i'll ask her

**144man** · 04-27-2011, 05:30 AM

That's quite different from the first post when you get woken up by the mail dropping through the letter box, turn over in bed and kiss the woman you love, then get up and go home to the wife.

**tamla617** · 04-27-2011, 10:08 AM

only to find johnny taylor's beaten you to it!

only the lyrics aint right

who's makin' love to she who must be obeyed,while you were out reading the bit on the sides mail!

**144man** · 04-27-2011, 11:40 AM

Well I hear that Torres scored on Saturday.

**tamla617** · 04-27-2011, 01:04 PM

144man
yeah not bad for 50 million quid!
hernandez cost 12 mill. and scored 20 so far

**144man** · 04-27-2011, 01:21 PM

I'd tell you who's scored the most if it wasn't for the gagging order.

**tamla617** · 04-27-2011, 02:02 PM

144man

lol.............. but do you wanna rephrase that 144man?

**144man** · 04-29-2011, 02:30 PM

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to stop judges gagging in a single bound, it's Superinjunctionbreaker revealing that the identity of the footballer is Ry.....[[hey, get that green, glowing rock away from me).

**tamla617** · 04-29-2011, 03:06 PM

that'll do it

**moe** · 05-01-2011, 04:19 PM

Every time, Tamla, Every time!

**arrr&bee** · 05-02-2011, 01:15 PM

Am i awake yet???

pshark · 05-02-2011, 02:44 PM

Bin Laden has been canceled!

**arrr&bee** · 05-04-2011, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by pshark

bin laden has been canceled!

we talk about nothing over here..bin laden is below nothing so he doesn't belong here.

**tamla617** · 05-02-2011, 03:27 PM

lol............

**tamla617** · 05-04-2011, 05:58 PM

remember when we 1st came in the cancelled household?it looked just like the $1,000,000 [[the house that bin built or osamas bin building)abbottabad 3 storey slum from inside.i think i caught a glance of the ex pandora's box full of supremes threads.the pakistani's denied all knowledge of them being there too