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[moe]

You two would be surprised what even elephants would do for R&B's hooch!!

[westgrandboulevard]

The Mammoth, and arrr&bee's hooch - both extinct!

[144man]

Elephants can't jump, except for Dumbo of course, who, after drinking some hooch, jumped, and never bothered coming down again.

[westgrandboulevard]

Played it by ear.

[arrr&bee]

the mammoth, and arrr&bee's hooch - both extinct!

they are not,i'll have you know that just this morning i saw a whooly mammoth in my yard eating peanuts from my peanut tree!!

[westgrandboulevard]

.....just going about its daily tusks, I suppose....

[moe]

Yes indeed!I peered through the window watching it while perched on my trunk...

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm surrounded by people imagining things!

[moe]

It's that imaginary hooch that makes us do that!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Try telling that to the traffic cop, next time you're pulled over! LOL

[moe]

How do you know the cop hasn't imbibed?

[westgrandboulevard]

I feel a court case looming!

[144man]

I'm on jury service soon. If I get a case, maybe it will be full of hooch.

[westgrandboulevard]

Let's hope the verdict is unanimous

[144man]

We can all agree on that. I don't fancy a "Twelve Angry Men" scenario.

[westgrandboulevard]

That would be murder.

Or, would it....?

[144man]

There might be a reasonable doubt...

[westgrandboulevard]

You could phone a friend...?

[moe]

If you're on jury duty don't forget to send out for some good food!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And some hooch for the judge. It could be a long haul.....

[144man]

I shall probably fall asleep.

[westgrandboulevard]

Guilty!!!!

[144man]

Are you displaying contempt of court?

[westgrandboulevard]

I thought you were! Never mind, can sleep it off in the cells.....

[moe]

Better watch........your "cellmates" may want some of that hooch!

[westgrandboulevard]

Guess that's why they're in there in the first place..?!

[144man]

Hooch can sometimes be got behind bars.

[westgrandboulevard]

Make mine a double!

[144man]

It's only a singles bar.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then I'll not return....

[144man]

...until Happy Hour.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hours Is not to reason why.....

[moe]

But to do and imbibe........

[westgrandboulevard]

Seconded! While there are many places which serve food, showing 'all you can eat' signs, but there don't seem to be many pubs and bars inviting us with 'all you can drink'.....

[144man]

I'd like the "all you can eat" option for home delivery.

[westgrandboulevard]

An articulated truck, bound for your nearest supermarket, has been diverted. Enjoy the meal!

[moe]

And he didn't invite us???

[westgrandboulevard]

You said it. The truck had a sign up over the driver's cab. 'Dinner For One'. We could ask if there are any leftovers......

[144man]

Doggy bags will be provided.

[moe]

Thank you. I expected nothing less/more.

[westgrandboulevard]

And if 144man overdoes the gluttony, a rather large body bag will be provided....

[144man]

You can have too much moderation, but never enough gluttony.

[westgrandboulevard]

Is that going on your tombstone?

[144man]

I'm not going to decide on the wording until after it's erected.

[westgrandboulevard]

You must be dying to read what it is....

[144man]

"Die...that's the last thing I shall do." [Lord Palmerston]

[westgrandboulevard]

Live, is what I need to do, so I'm off now for some chocolate

[144man]

And I'm off for a liquid lunch.

[westgrandboulevard]

Is the River Thames now safe to drink?

[144man]

As long as you don't get hit by a speedboat.