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[arrr&bee]

I'm getting seasick over here!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Over here, is over where?

[moe]

No............over there!!!!!!!!!!

[144man]

No...overboard!

[westgrandboulevard]

Thow that man a line....

[moe]

At least we're not on that Carnival Boat!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Thank heavens for that. Our boat might go in circles, but it is going somewhere.....

[moe]

How profound, westgrand...........

[westgrandboulevard]

About as deep as that swampland of yours, moe LOL

Guess you'll have to find someone else to sell it for you, if arrr&bee is too busy making his hooch on another thread....

[arrr&bee]

You're tryin to sail a boat in swampland??how big is the boat??and how deep is the swamp???ok i'll sell the swamp but only if it's got hootowls!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And with the flap of a wing, we're on Animal Planet LOL

[arrr&bee]

Most folks don't give a hoot,but hootowls do,those proud birds!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Even in the dark, they have wonderful eyesight - and you never see a hootowl with glasses!

[144man]

No glasses - are you saying those hoochowls drink their hooch straight from the bottle?

[westgrandboulevard]

On the neck - and they can turn them almost 360 degrees....

[moe]

Contact lenses, fellas................

[westgrandboulevard]

The lenses must be bigger than the bottoms of those bottles, to fit those huge eyes

[arrr&bee]

BOTTLES????YOU WON'T FIND THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR IN ANY BOTTLE[psss over here hooch is too strong for ordinary glass,if it comes in contact with glass you had better be about a thousand yards away] METAL FLASK ONLY!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds hazardous for the health, in more ways than one! LOL

[arrr&bee]

Huh???!!who said anything about hazards...ok so maybe some slight-drunkardness-blindness-brain damage-hair loss-numbness-loosening of teeth and or bowels[see it's a laxative]-so you lose a few fingernails[you didn't need em anyhow]and your eyebrows fall out-a little greeness of the eye sockets[it'll clear up-i think]-but you notice i never used the dirty word...hazardous..just read the smallprint at the bottom of the flask[of course you may have to use a hubble telescope to read it,that's not problem is it??

[westgrandboulevard]

As a mere precaution, shouldn't the entire nation be put on nuclear alert?

[arrr&bee]

Only if you swallow a hot chilly pepper before taking a sip!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You wouldn't recommend a general anaesthetic?

[moe]

Not really.................I'd take a local anaesthetic since I'm not out of town..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Hahaha, good idea. Then you could still tackle some grocery shopping, while your mind is being bent out of shape LOL

[moe]

Nah, westgrand.............with a local anaesthetic I'd be awake.............the mind is already gone..........

[westgrandboulevard]

St Elsewhere, LOL...

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaa,st elsewhere,one of my favs from the eighties,remember the one about the guy who thought he was a bird and built a big nest,well that one was taken from the files of one of my hooch induced hullucinations[i'm still waiting for my royalties]...good thing they didn't fine those hatched eggs...[don't ask]!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

'Shell' and 'Shocked' are two words which spring to mind.....

[moe]

I liked St. Elsewhere. I especially liked the episode when Luther [[the orderly) went into the closet, fell asleep and he dreams of ZZTop and their girls to the tune of "Legs."

[arrr&bee]

I tried to check into st elsewhere but they told me to go somewhere else,so here i am..hi moe!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm not entirely sure if I should be reassured by that news, or alarmed....

[moe]

Be afraid, westgrand...........be very afraid!! Hi R&B!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I see the lassoo concealed behind your back, moe. Put that man under house arrest!

[144man]

Cancel that request. Do nothing to jeopardise hooch production.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hooch Production = Home Production. The elixir cannot be contracted out, for fear of the formula falling into alien hands [[the hooch itself, meanwhile, has yet to fall into friendly hands!)

So, maxium national security, for the hooch, if not arrr&bee himself....!

[westgrandboulevard]

eBay listing, just spotted:

Anything about it sound familiar to you???

"Make Moonshine guide! Still plans! Homebrew whiskey recipes! Alcohol! Hooch!"

eBay member goes by the name of 'homemadevodka', and is located in California.

Can it be that we've been on totally the wrong website? LOL

[arrr&bee]

Right websight,wrong planet..hehehehehehe????

[westgrandboulevard]

Maybe we should send up a satellite, fuelled by your hooch, to relay images from your own part of the universe....

[144man]

That would be a waste of good hooch.

[moe]

Most definitely, 144man!!!!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes indeed, why waste good resources. arrr&bee's own high spirits are more than enough to keep him hovering above us, in another part of the universe LOL

[moe]

I wonder if he's the one who's been discovering new planets!!

[144man]

Yes, his mission is to boldly go where no man has ever gone before to the ends of the forum, looking for intelligent life in other threads. Unfortunately, exploration of the Supremes' threads has yielded evidence of habitation by a warlike race and self-destruction looks likely.

[westgrandboulevard]

Indeed. This warlike race exhibits signs of drinking no water, only hooch, before contributing to the Supremes threads. Arrr&bee is a veritable God to them.

I have used my bus pass for excursion visits to these threads, and also confirm the members there not only to be of quite some intelligence, but also a selective form of sensitivity.

Their evolution has led to them preferring not to listen to recorded sound at all, but excitedly debate who, or who may not, have attended the sessions.

Nevertheless, I remain hopeful that we do all still speak the same language here, and I return each time with their words ringing in my ears.....laytancjhe\-w je''&k&aqaqennbfdnnn ZCXpdjroan 8v rewnsaa.....

[144man]

Some worship the Supreme Goddess Diana; others the Supreme Goddess Mary. Their accepted beliefs are what's important to them, and they never let facts get in the way. [Who said Satire was dead?]

[144man]

... and I return each time with their words ringing in my ears.....laytancjhe\-w je''&k&aqaqennbfdnnn ZCXpdjroan 8v rewnsaa.....

Shouldn't this be in the Just A Chime...Or? thread?

[westgrandboulevard]

Now you mention it, that does seem to ring a bell with me

[moe]

Are we Ringing Your Bell westgrand? Or did you suffer a concussion trying to be the "Supreme" Being on that thread?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, somebody's ringing my bell. I wonder if it's Penny, with her Avon goodies....well, if it's good enough for Mary W on her birthday....