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[arrr&bee]

Why i'm proud to say that my wonderful elixir will[shatter] anything or anyone who gets in it's way.

[westgrandboulevard]

I trust your 'residence' is known to the local Fire Service....lol

[144man]

Let the fire service get their own hooch...

[moe]

That's right.............hahaha!!

[westgrandboulevard]

The fire service could start their own fires with that stuff! LOL

[moe]

And clean it up themselves!! What an idea!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course, they'll need to walk or cycle to the scene, as there are laws against driving under the influence....

[moe]

Or cycling.............

[westgrandboulevard]

You're absolutely right there, moe!

If the ladder was placed across the handlebars, anyone in the way would find themselves dancing the limbo

[moe]

That's pretty low, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Bending over backwards to assist the fire service......!

[moe]

I can hear your knees creeking!

[arrr&bee]

Belly up to the bar boys ,billy's bought the borough!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Does Billy now become the Mayor around these parts, then?

[moe]

If he's buying he will!

[westgrandboulevard]

Let's vote for him.....and just make them doubles, please...!LOL

[moe]

I'll drink to that!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You'll drink to anything, moe. That's why you hang around with arrr&bee LOL

[moe]

So what's your excuse, too, westgrand?

Birds of a feather..............

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm here as part of a flock...ahem, I'm sorry.....as part of a Consumer Survey, moe.

May I take just a minute of your time, to ask you a few, quick questions, please....?

[moe]

What would you like to ask?

[westgrandboulevard]

Thank you...

Can you tell me how long you have been enjoying arrr&bee's hooch?

Would that be less than 6 months...
One year to less than three years...
Three years to less than five years...
Five years or more....?

[moe]

How long has been R&B making it?

Yes...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh. You've not seen any yet - let alone drunk any?

[moe]

Nope............I swear, R&B's security system is more advanced [[on that shed) that most!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, I agree, moe. You only have to fancy a sip, and it instinctively knows - then goes on maximum alert.

That shed has more protection than the White House.....

[moe]

Undoubtedly, westgrand!! Must be more valuable than Fort Knox!

[westgrandboulevard]

Liquid gold, moe, liquid gold.....

[moe]

And..........as Jed Clampett would say "Texas T!!"

[144man]

In that case, I'm looking forward to a heapin' helpin' of Jai's hospitality.

[westgrandboulevard]

All enquiries regarding his whereabouts, please forward to Miss Jane Hathaway.

[moe]

............and all money to Mr. Drysdale at the bank.

[westgrandboulevard]

You could trust banks more, back in the 60s.

Just had a thought.

Do you think that's where arrr&bee is holed up, down in the vault?

[moe]

It's hard to say where he is. Depends on how much of that hooch he drank.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes. He could, in fact, be laid out in it, somewhere....

[arrr&bee]

Awww my fiends[opps,er,ahem,hehe]friends while i've been in rehab[opps-err-ahem,hehe]in relocation i can see that you have been busy here at the funny farm carrying on the fine tradition of nonconsiqential insignificance of the most obscure nature...good to be home!!...oh as as for the secrest location of my stills[opps-err-ahem-hehe]laboratories..just let me say that they may be as close as your fingertips or as far away as the milky way..hehehehehehehehe???

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe, he's back, and I think he's lost the plot.......

[144man]

Just as long as he hasn't lost the formula...

[westgrandboulevard]

No proof he has one....LOL

[moe]

The proof is in the shed!!!!

[arrr&bee]

AWWWW MYSTERY,DON'T YA JUST LOVE EM A GOOD WHO DUN IT CAN'T BE BEAT SO DON'T FRET ABOUT MY LOCATION....[pssssss ova here i'm everywhere]HUH???WHO'S THAT IN THE SMALL PRINT???ANYHOW JUST GO DOWN IN THA HOOD AND ASK FOR SLIM[TALL SKINNY GUY]AND GET YOU SOME OF THIS WONDERFUL ELIXIR...[BUT YOU CAN ONLY COME ON A FOG LIT NIGHT WHEN THE MOON IS FULL]AND ONLY PAY IN SMALL BILLS[A LITTLE JOINT ON THE CORNER WHERE SLIM HANGS OUT]OF COURSE IF THE PLACE IS BEING RAIDED AS IT MORE THAN LIKELY WILL BE JUST MOVE ON A COME BACK AT THE NEXT FOG LIT NIGHT...AND WITH A FULL MOON!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd be safer in McDonalds

[arrr&bee]

i'd be safer in mcdonalds

yeah,one mc horseburger to go,,,you better take a sip to wash it down,heeeeee hawwww!!

[144man]

I ordered a mc salad, and even that was contaminated with a mc horseradish.

[westgrandboulevard]

At least you're in a stable condition....

[144man]

But I'm feeling a little hoarse.

[moe]

From the McHorsemeat??

[westgrandboulevard]

Or the McSeahorsemeat, from the fish fingers....

[moe]

You must not be doing swimmingly well...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Going with the flow I expect, like the rest of us...