"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat too close to the fire and melted?" [David Frost]
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat too close to the fire and melted?" [David Frost]
He donated his body to Tupperware.
They used to sell Tupperware in our local paper shop. Unfortunately, one day there was a strong wind and the shop blew away.
What a pity they couldn't have contained the problem.
At least there was no fire.........
Those papers would have been hot off the press....
You guys are funny.
Good to know we're not just amusing ourselves here
As you may or maynot know,i'm a lawyer now,so if anyone needs sueing i'm the man.
Oh, thank you! I have several pairs of socks need sewing.
Well i suggest you get to it i'm a lawyer not a tailor.
Well, you do seem to be quite proficient with threads, and some of your ideas are woolly, and full of holes....
Sueing? Is that a person who calls the piggies?
That sounds a lot of fun! I could call those piggies 'til the cows come home.
West did you know that cows can sue you if you call em with a pig call,it in article 222 of the pigs constitution and peace treaty signed by the king of pigs and elsee the queen of cows back in 1748.
I've often called someone with a hoarse voice.
West you seem to know alot about farm animals...these cows are reading this post and whispering.
Yeah and they're telling everything to Mister Ed.
Mr.ed was just an actor,these cows work for a living.
Mister Ed worked; he just got paid much more than those cows did and glad a stand in.
Mr.ed was born with a silver hoof in his mouth,the cows worked years before they got pasturized and then had to pay union dues,these cows suffered.
Better not mention milk, cream, butter and leather.
All that leather makes em tough,cause folks are always tryin to milk em,but i'm in their corner now with a writ of old mcdonaldus farmicus,so nobody can butter em up.
We herd you.
For a price or a markup, R&B.
These cows are lucky to have me on thier side...[they gave me a nice leather coat for xmas.]
At what markup?
Keep on the good side of those cows, Arrbee.
If they get mad with you, they'll want you to live with the same that they do. A brandmark on their side, and/or a number clip in their ear.
Moe,i treat all my clients with dignity and respect...1,000%above legal limits...plus tax.
Spoken like an extremely wealthy funeral director.....
I only direct money.
What sort of money would that be, then? It usually has a direction completely of its own.
Of course my good fellow,directly into my pockets,hehehe.
Then they are either very large pockets, or the money is very small change.
Haaaaaaaaaaa,west you're smart,i make small change into large bills to put into my large pockets...smell that???it's money being made.
To coin a phrase. The idea of making lots of money while I sleep has attracted me for quite a while....
Sometimes i count sheep,but they have to pay at the gate.
There's a sale on them this week so you won't make much!! BAAAD MOVE!!!
And who do you think is running the sale...hmmmmmmm???
Not ewe......!
Those sheep knitted me a nice wool suit for xmas.
When they can't sleep, they count Arr&bees......
Of course,i'm their hero.
I wouldn't want to be a hero to people who need rounding up by a dog....
Umm west that would include most of my friends.
So your friends are all sheep??
Well not exactly,my friends tend to be shall we say on the opposite side of the law,and sometimes the hounds have to sniff em out.
That shouldn't be too difficult. I thought all your friends were in jail...?
Morning westgrand!! Did they get jailed for "too much markup?"
'mornin' Moe. The word 'overcharged' certainly had something to do with it, yes....
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