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**arrr&bee** · 12-04-2012, 01:21 PM

Hey moe welcome back,now will you turn the lights back on in the shed so we can eat our[humble pie]and drink our hooch and how many humbles are in humble pie? I'll bring the cups[they have to be leadlined]darn federal government with all that talk about radioactivity[i only put a touch of nitro in]hey tamla potato peels nice touch[keeps you from blowing out your spleen when you belch]do you know how much spleens cost today??anyhow sounds like a goodtime for all!!

**144man** · 12-04-2012, 08:08 PM

A shed's not good enough for me. I'm digging myself a shelter to protect myself from the fallout from the Civil War on the Supremes' threads.

**moe** · 12-04-2012, 09:07 PM

144man, I think you need some of R&B's hooch to make you feel better PLUS no one [[except R&B,Tamla, West Grand and myself, natch) would come near you if they know you're associated with that hooch!!
Lights on fellas!!!!!!!!!!!!

**tamla617** · 12-05-2012, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by moe

144man, I think you need some of R&B's hooch to make you feel better PLUS no one [[except R&B,Tamla, West Grand and myself, natch) would come near you if they know you're associated with that hooch!!
Lights on fellas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lights or lites Bud or Coors,Marlbro's or Pall Malls?.
what? we smokin' or drinkin'??

**144man** · 12-05-2012, 07:31 PM

I'm suffering from an absence of Absinthe, so bring on the hooch!

**arrr&bee** · 12-06-2012, 11:40 PM

Hey 144man,don't worry about that[absinthe]cause a shot of this wonderful elixir[it's good for america]will clear it up-blow it up-kill it-or you[read the very tiny handscralled words under the bottle next to the scull and crossbones]and if it's not 1000% as bad as advertised then we ain't responsible for any brain damage that may and most curtainly will appear...so drink up who needs braincells anyhow...right-moe-tamla-westgrand???

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-07-2012, 04:31 AM

If we had brain cells, would we be posting here, on what is apparently a non-thread?? LOL

**144man** · 12-08-2012, 07:05 AM

Jai, is your favourite record "In the Still of the Night"?

**moe** · 12-10-2012, 07:02 PM

It's gotta be, 144man!!
Jerry Lewis did a song years ago called "I Like It!""
Are we carrying on??

**arrr&bee** · 12-14-2012, 12:29 PM

Are we still here,yep here we are hey guys over here.....!

**moe** · 12-16-2012, 09:06 PM

Where is that???

**arrr&bee** · 12-17-2012, 01:48 AM

Who knows i thought you had a map of[that]i keep getting lost!!

**moe** · 12-22-2012, 05:13 PM

I thought you were heading for the North Pole, R&B. That hooch of yours makes for good rocket fuel!!!

**arrr&bee** · 12-24-2012, 01:56 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey moe i'm sitting here with rudolph right now[how do you think his nose stays red-hehehe]heck my nose is pretty red too[hiccup-burp]we're feelin pretty good up here at the pole,waiting for ol st.nick to load up and slide outta here so the real party can start...get up here moe!!!

**tamla617** · 12-24-2012, 03:15 PM

Happy Christmas you nutters!
Enjoy yourselves and I hope you have a great 2013!

**moe** · 12-25-2012, 11:15 AM

I resemble that remark tamla!
All the best to my fellow nutters!

**tamla617** · 12-26-2012, 05:09 PM

If the cap fits

yOu haVE tO WEaR It

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-26-2012, 07:12 PM

Wouldn't it be better used on the bottle, to stop the alcohol from evaporating?

What else could possibly explain why the level of arrr&bee's hooch keeps going down, and not up??

**144man** · 12-27-2012, 08:03 AM

It couldn't possibly be that he's drinking it quicklier than making a new batch, could it?

[[My New Year's Resolution is to get the word "Quicklier" into the English Language. Please help by using it at every available opportunity.)

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-27-2012, 08:35 AM

Verily. This reply has been posted as quicklier as I could......

**144man** · 12-27-2012, 08:43 AM

In fact the quickliest I've ever seen...

**tamla617** · 12-27-2012, 04:07 PM

Fastliest
slowtion
staticular
Sorry my laptop just got a chrashology virust,I had BT Infamy aswell!

**moe** · 12-27-2012, 05:21 PM

I am trying to be the fastliest with my remark........

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-27-2012, 06:47 PM

...and even 'quicklier on the draw' than the rest of us....

**144man** · 12-29-2012, 07:29 AM

I'm getting over my Christmas hangover slowlier than I expected

**moe** · 12-29-2012, 08:56 PM

Is that a staticular thing, 144man? Or do the rest of us know that??

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-30-2012, 06:02 AM

Theoreticularly, the drinking of extra water is considered helpful to the situation.

Actuarily speaking, a hangover often occurs when a belt is worn too tight....

**moe** · 12-30-2012, 01:13 PM

Summarily speaking, then: hydralation loosens everything?

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-30-2012, 02:19 PM

Alcohol certainly seems to loosen the tongue, right to the point when all sensation is lost, and is replaced by glazed eyes, and a non-comprehending expression

LOL

However, even pure water, when consumed in copious quantities, can lead to some increasingly urgent predicaments.....

Therefore, experts in the field would confirm that hooch is generally preferable to simple hydralation [[trans: otherwise, it's no fun at all..)

**moe** · 12-30-2012, 08:39 PM

Oh absolutedly westgrand!! Urgency leads to unusual situalations!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 12-31-2012, 06:04 AM

I can just tell you've been urgently situalised, moe - and, no doubt, at the quickliest speed!

**arrr&bee** · 01-01-2013, 01:35 PM

Well i see that the hooch is flowing,and my work here is done...keep up the good words,love that slurred speech!!!

**moe** · 01-01-2013, 03:00 PM

It worked well for you, R&B, didn't it?

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-01-2013, 03:11 PM

We can't understand one word he says when he's sober....

**144man** · 01-02-2013, 07:48 PM

We didn't even know he drank until one day he turned up sober.

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-02-2013, 07:53 PM

How could you tell the difference...??

**moe** · 01-05-2013, 01:31 PM

VERY TRUE, westgrand!!!!! That's what makes him unique.

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-08-2013, 03:17 PM

It's gone very quiet here lately, moe & co.,

Is the unique one still around....??

**144man** · 01-08-2013, 08:12 PM

He's probably uniqueliarly brewing his first batch of hooch of the New Year.l

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-09-2013, 05:12 AM

Ah yes, that will be it. Hoochickliestly engaged......

**144man** · 01-09-2013, 07:40 AM

That's easy for you to say...

**arrr&bee** · 01-09-2013, 11:25 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,WELL THE HOOCHACHIST[LUV THEM BIG WORDS,HEHE]IS COOKING UP A NEW BATCH ALLRIGHT AND IT WILL BE THE MOST LETHAL YET...[i hope the feds don't figure out where that experimental hydronuclearmonocliptictoxicolonialphysicaliticalo ssalbromideabstracticaliticalpoliscifi went.]HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-09-2013, 11:33 AM

The return of the Unique One! Happy New Year....!

Experimental? As in 10%experi, and 90% mental....??

Got any samples? There are at least a couple of Official Tasters [[excluding me, so work it out...) on this thread, who will be delighted to give you their expert opinion...

**arrr&bee** · 01-09-2013, 11:55 AM

90%mental???...opps i knew i forgot something!!

**144man** · 01-09-2013, 12:40 PM

My grandfather loved to give me advice, but he was also a little forgetful. One day he took me aside and just left me there.

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-09-2013, 05:36 PM

My grandma once got tired of me running around, and told me to sit still, just for the present.

I did as she said, and waited patiently in anticipation, but no present was received.

Are you still where your grandfather left you?

**144man** · 01-09-2013, 08:26 PM

No. I went home after your grandmother gave me your present.

**westgrandboulevard** · 01-11-2013, 06:28 PM

So that's where great-grandfather's ashes went!!

Good old grandma, she knew any sort of dust makes me cough....

**arrr&bee** · 01-12-2013, 02:28 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys are still nuts...good keep up the good work..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

**moe** · 01-14-2013, 09:05 PM

All of you...............did you all benefit from a bit of R&B's New Years special edition?? Jeez, I'm out of town for a few days & look what happens to you!!!
I was in Tennessee. Guys there swore by their aged burbon. I told them that the "R&B Special" is what ages you..............