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[moe]

Maybe Mark has all the answers R&B........

[144man]

Mark is so smart that he has answers for which there are no known questions.

[arrr&bee]

Maybe you're right,how bout it mark and how did you come up with that cool sign[?]are you smarter than the rest of us and what's your beef with joe[smarter than the average joe]all about?and how does joe feel about it,opps sorry-average joe!!

[moe]

That was below average R&B........

[arrr&bee]

Below average? Isn't that what we aim for over here..hehehehehe!!!

[144man]

...and we still usually fail to hit that target.

[moe]

What happened to Joe? What happened to Mark?

[arrr&bee]

Wel since our questions are so[out of the question]mark can't answer em and since mark is average that makes him far too smart for us..keep up whatever it is we're doing!!

[arrr&bee]

Opps i meant average joe[sorry mark]hehehe!!!

[144man]

keep up whatever it is we're doing!!

You've gone and done it now...you've lumbered poor Mark with a couple of exclamations.

[144man]

And Average Joe is now Below-Average Joe. He went for an IQ Test and the results came back negative.

[arrr&bee]

I passed an[i q]test once,but could'n't find a job in iq's...what do they do anyways???

[moe]

You've heard of MENSA? I think we're all headed for DENSA........
Mark my words.

[arrr&bee]

Densa?? Hey don't they charge dues[i ain't payin no dues]moe,see if mark can sneak me in!

[tamla617]

oh! its just like the old days.i dont understand what anything here means

[144man]

42............

[tamla617]

can i get a lift?i'm going to the sweet shop for a bar of.............you know what!

[moe]

You need me to pick you up, Tamla?

[tamla617]

dont tell me................................................ ...................................you got a ship for christmas!

[144man]

..bought in the sails?

[arrr&bee]

Hey tamla,you might wanna leave that[you know what]alone even i wouldn't mess with that stuff,nobody knows what's in it even the folks that make it don't know they're blindfolded with the lights out!

[tamla617]

i didnt see that one coming!

[moe]

Blinded by the light?

[arrr&bee]

Blinded by the hooch..hehehehe!!!

[arrr&bee]

We interrupt this program for a word from...from......from....umm hold on let me see who has the word...don't change that dial!!

[arrr&bee]

Are you all still here,oh that's right it's intermission and the confession booths are open..i don't get it,if confession is good for the soul then why are we listening to soul music unless we're confessing that we like soul music because it's good for the soul in which case we don't need to confess so tell those priest we're all going back to our places here...why are those priest coming over here with crosses and holy water,i'm outta here...yipes!!!!

[moe]

Do you remember Soulful Detroit Anonymous R&B?

[arrr&bee]

do you remember soulful detroit anonymous r&b?

yep i do and it was fun there too[i think]!!

[tamla617]

i was asked to join that SD anonymous.i said leave me your name and i'll get back to you...............he/she never did

[moe]

You had to confess your soul, Tamla!

[tamla617]

its all soul on tamla,got moe soul than the shoe repair shop!

[arrr&bee]

its all soul on tamla,got moe soul than the shoe repair shop!

let me see if i got this...tamla you got[moe soul]hey moe what is tamla doing with your[soul]??[hehehe]see you lay your soul down for a minute and someone makes off with it!!

[moe]

Is he talking about the "souls" on my 4 inch heels or what? Maybe Tamla has moe soul than I do [[i.e. his heels are 5 inches). Talk about being picky.........

[arrr&bee]

Maybe it's time for both of you to be[re-souled]hehehehehehehe!!!

[moe]

Guess who has been out in your shed!!!!!!!!

[tamla617]

someone in 4 inch heels!

[moe]

.......and someone with 5 inch heels, too!!!

[arrr&bee]

All this height is making me dizzy i need a shot of this wonderful elixir[it's good for america].

[juicefree20]

You had to sell your soul to Dyva, or be sold out by 1Wicked!

Couldn't trust anyone back then!!!

[moe]

Ah, Juice...........you have impeccable timing!

[tamla617]

moe
you have four and five inch heels?

doesnt that make you walk a bit weird? cant you find a matching pair?

[moe]

Not when 1 leg is 1 inch shorter than the other.......gotta compensate, Tamla!!

[144man]

The alternative is to live on the side of a hill.

[moe]

Which side?

[144man]

Depends which leg is shorter. You might also sometimes have to walk backwards to get the benefit.

[tamla617]

walking backwards with a limp?

it would be easier to live on steps,or get 'round the problem completely by alternate hopping.5 hops on the right foot then swop to 5 on the left.you might spill your drink tho',but if you're going to hop everywhere you'd have to be smashed anyway!
buy a scooter instead!only one foot required at anytime.

[moe]

what if it's a stick shift, Tamla?

[tamla617]

you'll have to wear the right gear

[moe]

On the left?

[tamla617]

not in the states..........thats our side of the road