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[westgrandboulevard]

Made by graduates of Acme Looniversity...

[144man]

Time to play Jr Walker & All Stars' [[I'm A) Road Runner.

[westgrandboulevard]

Always very moving....

[moe]

Beep Beep!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Rattlesnakes beware....

[moe]

Too fast for the snakes, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

But road runners [[real ones...) eat rattlesnakes, don't they....

[moe]

I have to look that one up!

[westgrandboulevard]

I already did, and they do. Those Road Runners have to be really quick, otherwise the biter gets bit!

[moe]

Must be tough to digest westgrand..........or it could just taste like chicken........

[westgrandboulevard]

No accounting for taste. Look at what insects and worms eat....

[144man]

...in the end, they eat us

[westgrandboulevard]

Exactly, so I'd prefer to be ashes before that can happen to what was once me....

[144man]

People have often wondered what's biting you.

[arr&bee]

exactly, so i'd prefer to be ashes before that can happen to what was once me....

then they would smoke you,and blow you out in smoke rings....hi gang!

[moe]

.......as opposed to what's eating you?

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA,MOE YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT...[no antibody in it's right mind would dare bite me].

[moe]

My father, an incredible gentleman, told my mother he refused to be buried in the ground because worms would probably eat him. So, they are in a mausoleum with my aunt& uncle.

[westgrandboulevard]

Still doing it in the traditional family style, then....

[moe]

Is there any other westgrand??

[westgrandboulevard]

Addams Family Values, Moe...?

[arr&bee]

You guys are morbid.

[westgrandboulevard]

True. We always bid more than anyone else, especially when we're dying to get what we want....

[moe]

We make 'em an offer they can't refuse, right westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not at gunpoint, no, Moe.....

[moe]

We don't use guns; we reason with them.

[westgrandboulevard]

We sound like Bonnie & Clyde.....

[moe]

For lack of a better name.........ok!

[westgrandboulevard]

We need to find a good looking car...

[moe]

That new AMG-GT would be nice.....
Or the Porsche 918 Spyder.....
You have any ideas???

[westgrandboulevard]

Bentley Continental Supersports..if we're just using imagination here, instead of money..!

[moe]

Do you think that Bentley would be a fast getaway car as the ones I mentioned?

[westgrandboulevard]

You could well be right. Not sure about the comparative speeds of the models.....

You should have what you want, and get away fast, and first.

I'll stay a little longer, keeping my hair in place, and sign autographs.....

[144man]

I'll make do with my free bus-pass.

[westgrandboulevard]

It took me five attempts to get a photo which was even half acceptable for my free bus-pass.

I appreciate the free travel, but not that I have to look older, to qualify for it!

[moe]

Then let's make our getaway in style westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Let's do everything in style, Moe.

Know a good stylist?

[arr&bee]

Hey west,i got a[29]buick,dirt cheap.

[moe]

I do westgrand.........what about you?

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, let me see......

A hairdresser, dentist, various products supplied by Boots chemist and clothes very often from Marks & Spencer.

Oh, and a VW Touran, with a few dinks in it.

That's about as close as I'm getting to 'stylist'....

[moe]

I got the stylist, hairdresser, makeup person,
You got the Touran with the drinks

[westgrandboulevard]

That's 'dinks', Moe. [[if you don't use that word in the same context in US, over here it's little dents, the sort that other people do to your car in car parks...)

I don't really drink....

I'm happy with my lot.

[moe]

So am I westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Mind you, if 'my lot' were to be a parking lot, earning me steady sums of money, I guess I'd be even happier...

[moe]

Of course LOL!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I once read that Diana Ross has real estate, and owns a car park somewhere.

If that's true, I bet it has earned her far more in profitable income than much of her show business activities.

Still, how many car park owners are asked for their autograph?!

[moe]

Very true westgrand!
It wouldn't surprise me if that car park is in a desirable location!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes! I bet there are some people around who want their neighbours to know that they use a parking lot owned by Diana Ross...

[arr&bee]

I guess that would be[supreme]thinking.

[144man]

Car parks are such great places that even Richard III got buried in one.