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  1. #3251
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    They hopped it.....

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    .............right out of here....

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    Tread carefully. They will hear your every step.

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    And we'll hear all of theirs!

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    Do you have your ear to the ground, Moe...?

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    Moe,if you wanna work with rabbits i got a picture for you.

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    Not a chance. Harvey has been done already. Anything else please check with my Barrister, Mr. Westgrand, ESQ.

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    MOE STOP DRINKIN THE KOOLAID,I GOT THE REAL DEAL,I'VE JUST STARTED A NEW INVESTMENT...TINCAN ALLEY PICTURES,MADE WITH REAL TIN CANS OUT BACK IN THE ALLEY,IT'S GONNA BE BIG,YOUR NAME CAN STILL BE UP IN LIGHTS..[ok so maybe they're only fifty watts]BUT AFTER THEY TURN THE ELECTRIC BACK ON WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

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    More like Tin Can't Alley Pictures.

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    No telling what's in the alley.

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    I get my hair cut at Alley Barbers.

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    Oh yeah? Are they any good?

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    With their prices, they have no need of the 40 Thieves.

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    What a cutting remark!

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    The only thing they don't cut is their prices.

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    Yes, they're hair raising.....

  17. #3267
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    They should try & trim the budget.

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    Shave a little off the top!

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    I have seen a hairdresser's with the name "Curl Up And Dye".

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    I SEE YOU GUYS HAVE TAKEN THE TOUR,GOOD I GOT A BIG PICTURE COMING UP,IT'S CALLED[THE BIG PICTURE COMING UP]WHAT A TITLE,NOW MOE I GOT A PART FOR YOU AS THE LADY WHO GETS LOST IN THE ALLEY AND HAS TO GO DOWN THE DIRTY BRICK ROAD TO GET HOME AND ALONG THE WAY SHE MEETS A GLASSMAN,A COPPERMAN,AND A DRUNKMAN...[I'M GONNA USE A REAL DRUNK FOR REALISM]BUT TO ESCAPE TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DREADED[ALLEY WITCH]I'M USING A REAL WITCH FOR REALISM[she won't cast any spells as long as she stays on her meds]NOW 144MAN I'M CASTING YOU AS THE GREAT AND POWERLESS...MAN WHO LIVES AT THE END OF THE ALLEY..[of course you'll have to actually live there for realism]DON'T WORRY I GOT A LITTLE SHACK FOR YOU TO STAY IN...[just be inside before dusk]OH AND BRING YOUR OWN FOOD,THE VENDORS IN THE ALLEY AIN'T CHEAP,NOW OUR LITTLE LOST LADY[MOE]AND HER LITTLE COMPANION[A CUTE ALLEY RAT]DON'T WORRY MOE,HE WON'T BITE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE FACE...[he's still in therapy about that]NOW YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS HAVE TO GET TO THE END OF THE ALLEY BECAUSE THE GREAT AND POWERLESS HAS THE ONLY WORKING[BLACK AND WHITE TV IN THE ALLEY]THIS IS GONNA BE ANOTHER CLASSIC,CAN WE SAY[GOLDEN TURKEYS...MOE GET BACK TO ME BUT DON'T WAIT TOO LONG,I GOT EM LINED UP FOR THIS ROLE OF A LIFETIME.

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    Then pick one out of your "line up."

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    Ahem. This is Ms Moe's agent speaking.

    She got back to you, Arr&bee......and she didn't wait too long.
    Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 04-16-2015 at 04:41 PM.

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    West,i just got off the phone with[hm]and she informs me that you don't have a work permit to be an agent in this country[u.s.a.]so moe unless you want to be cast[aside]get down to da hood pronto,west you're powerless.

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    Arr&bee, I just got back from Buckingham Palace [[those cucumber sandwiches are really cool) where HM Queen confirmed she has recently spoken, and quite firmly, to Barack Obama.

    It would seem that many of you are distant descendants of us.

    My work is therefore international. My representation of talent is indeed recognised by your highest courts - The Supremes, The Three Decrees...and also by Ms Moe, Superstar Of This Forum.

    I am accustomed to international hits. You, in da hood, are accustomed only to regional hits.

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa,regional???my good man i'll have you know that my pictures are on every post office wall in all da hoods in america...i go directly to the people.

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    And they will find you....

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    Moe,luckily for you i'm a forgiving movie star maker,i'll be here on the set down in the alley deep in da hood.

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    Are you going to the Alley Barbers?

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    If he does, he will have to shout "Cut!!"

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    BIG DUUFUS WILL NOT COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER TIL YOU RETURN MOE...[he's holding his breath and sucking his thumb].

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    Big Duufus is a Duufus of the past..............NEXT!
    Or: Here Discount!!

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    What exactly is a Big Duufus...and what is the point in being one - ?

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    Inquiring minds want to know........

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    His given name is[baby duufus]but he outgrew it so they had to call him big duufus,but the age of two he had the strenth of two hundred men and could outdrink anyone in da hood[except me of course]his temper is short,he once got so mad he threw a rock out of sight of the earth...[legend has it that the moon rock was it].

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    So? Take him on "A Grand Day Out."

  36. #3286
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    Yes. Take him out somewhere VERY distant, and leave him there.

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    And take the hooch with him to keep him busy

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    A one-way trip to Mars sounds suitable.

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    If Martians really do exist, whatever did they do to deserve that?

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    Marvin is gonna be really mad!!!!

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    Sounds like it could be a lively reception on arrival.

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    I don't think it'll be a welcome sight...

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    With luck, Martians can't see in the same way we can....

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    Better hope not.......

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    But we don't want to keep Big Duufus, so he has to go somewhere.....

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    Agreed. Antartica sounds good.

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    The more so, if it doesn't sound good to Big Duufus!

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    Maybe he'll send us a postcard. I've never seen an Antarctic stamp.

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    You'd think they would use all those seals, instead of postage stamps.

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    Big duufus has entered a hoola hoop contest up in the northern panisula of alaska[i put him on the plane myself]now for my next trick..opps-err-ahem-hehe..my next project i'm into real estate,i'm selling dirt cheap,just tell me what you need and i'll steal..opps-err-ahem-hehe..obtain it for you.

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