Those old ladies are rough,heck they once came through da hood,and everyone got off the street.
Those old ladies are rough,heck they once came through da hood,and everyone got off the street.
"Old Age Ain't No Place For Sissies", Bette Davis is reported to have said....and she would know.
I would never argue with mother's friends. They had skills I would only hope to have!!
If it's a comfort, you're not old enough yet to need those skills....
West didn't you just tell me that moe was over 100yrs old?
Your mind told you that, not me....
Didn't you say it was her birthday?
No, not at all.....'the return of the last word thread', post #1342, reads 'that's a question to ask her when she's actually celebrating her 100th birthday'.
You took that as meaning "What a question to ask her, when she's actually celebrating her 100th birthday", and which you also assumed was yesterday/today.
The intended meaning is...... that is a question to ask her [[in the future) WHEN she is actually celebrating her 100th birthday, if and when it comes around. Saying to Moe on that occasion "Moe, you're ninety?" would be a compliment. [[she might, of course, instantly drop to the floor, from the shock and surprise at receiving a compliment from you )
In the meantime, you're being mischievous.....[[although Moe did say she thought you were the oldest around here, so I can understand that you're just getting your own back...!)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe he...who me???
Well, I'm looking around here, and I see no-one else who fits the description quite so well....
..........as R&B! Dinosaur!
So, Arr&bee, how are things going, back in Jurassic Park....?
Yeah, R&B, what's it like being extinct?
I can see advantages. There's a certain curiosity value to it, one can be quite notable simply for being extinct, and you don't have to worry about birthdays.
Unless you're a mammoth frozen in ice and the scientists extract your DNA from your hair, then try to recreate you by creating an embryo to place inside an elephant's womb.
It's very dark in this elephant's womb.
Is this some kind of infringement of copyright?
I don't think copying DNA is illegal unless you can find something in the Book of Genesis about it.
I wouldn't want to start anything.
One is enough thank you very much!
We could all find ourselves in the clone zone.....
You're never alone with a clone!
Yet you can be alone in a drone.....
Good title: Drone Alone!!
No,no,no clones in this classic[darn special effects]we're goin for realism.
Where you're goin', and where you end up, could be two very different places....
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...are you tryin to scare moe???
You don't really know Moe very well, do you.....
I wonder if[ed wood]started this way.
Go ask Bela Lugosi......
I was gonna get bella as your leading man,but i heard he died,too bad great actor.
Nah, he only comes out at night..........
Unlike his teeth.
Make an appointment at sundown.
I'm not biting....
NOW MOE,I GOT A HAIR STYLIST TO DO YOUR HAIR UP[JUST LIKE IN THE BRIDE MOVIE]MS.BUTTERFINGERS[SHE WORKS AT THE MOURG]YOU'LL LOVE HER WORK,NOW SHE'S[97YRS OLD]BUT DON'T WORRY HER HANDS DON'T SHAKE AS MUCH SINCE SHE STOPPED DRINKING,SHE'S BEEN SOBER NOW FOR TWO DAYS SHE'S DOING FINE YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS...[just sit very still]SHE'S NOT USED TO HER CLIENTS MOVING WHEN SHE WORKS BUT SHE'S AN ARTIST...HAVE FUN.
Let her do your hair FIRST...........no exceptions!
Is there any of his hair left 'to do' - ?
We don't know that. He's a big chicken when it comes to revealing his true self.
WEST ARE YOU PUTTING IDEAS IN MOE'S HEAD??I'VE GOT A HEAD FULL OF HAIR AND I DO MY OWN,NOW MOE MS.BUTTERFINGER'S WHEELCHAIR SHOULD BE PULLING UP SHORTLY..BE NICE AND SIT VERY STILL...[scalp lacerations aren't covered in your contract]DON'T WORRY.
Moe, just let that wheelchair keep rolling to the mortuary. She can't have long....
..........and there she goes westgrand........
Those wheels can be used to carry the coffin. Shame to waste them....
Absolutely!!!!!
For someone who just died, doesn't she look well!
aaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh&&&^^^%$#@@@%^ &*[[)*&^%$#@!!!???grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...that 's it i quit moody actresses and their agents,big duufuss just got arrested for public drunkeness,ms.butterfinger just rolled down a hill as the breaks on her wheelchair failed,my visa expired and i've got ten minutes to be out of the country...i'm going home and have a stiff drink...i'm ruined i'll never work in this town again,oh well i'm still wanted in da hood.
.......on a poster
Or could still be wanted on a four-poster...but I expect those days have gone long ago.....
Probably westgrand. But how do we know? As I said before he's a chicken when it comes to revealing anything about himself.
It's like watching an episode of 'What's My Line?'.......
I'm too modest to talk about myself,i'm also a successful businessman that's all you need to know,now west i need you to speak to[hm]about why i had to pull out of this classic film[she wanted to see it]also i need for you to bail[big duufuss]outta jail and send him home...just put him on a tugboat he'll be fine.
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