TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[moe]

Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier....

[arr&bee]

Moe,you wear many hats and they all seem to fit.

[144man]

Not all at the same time, I hope.

[westgrandboulevard]

If so, she'll keep it under her hat.

A girl needs to feel she has choices.

Hats, maybe...but shoes, certainly.....

[moe]

I like those wide brim ones myself

[westgrandboulevard]

And, no doubt, large sunglasses, for those 'no photos please' moments....

[144man]

Wearing sunglasses in Winter is a sure way to attract attention.

[westgrandboulevard]

Especially in a crowded airport departure lounge in February, after dark, while also wearing a swimsuit and flip-flops.

It may be freezing outside but, here inside, it's just so cool....

[arr&bee]

I never go out without my shades...[someone might recognize me].

[westgrandboulevard]

You hope......

Wearing roller blinds should certainly get you noticed. Hope you can reverse roll....

[moe]

You got me, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

"Excuse me, but would you be Moe? The famous Ms. Moe, of Soulful Detroit forum fame...?"

[moe]

Wearing sunglasses in bright light is proper if you're photophobic.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you do have to endure photophobia, Moe, I hope no-one tries to make light of it....

[moe]

They would end up with a shiner westgrand!

[arr&bee]

Are you going to a[shiner's]convention moe?hehehehehe.

[westgrandboulevard]

She'll knock them all out, the minute she gets there.

[moe]

No sorry eyes there, westgrand

[westgrandboulevard]

Indeed M'am, indeed.....

[moe]

I'd make a point of it.........

[westgrandboulevard]

Never do anything without a good reason, I always say.

[moe]

And stand by your decisions.......

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh yes! I can always decisive.

[[I think....)

[arr&bee]

Hey fellas,do you realize that moe is the only female brave enough to converse with us on a dailey basis,so i hereby forthwith and without do declare by the powers encrusted on me and around me and you guys too[i hope]that we dub moe,her royal highness of the most high and as high as she can go...oh your crown and septer will be arriving as soon as my crim..opps-err-ahem-hehe..my team of highly trained associates locate said items,congrats moe,west,144man,jerry are taking up a collection of something or other as we speak...long live queen moe!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's taken you a long time to notice, Arr&bee.....

I am personally arranging for Moe to have an audience with HRH The Queen [[it will probably have to be a matinee, as evening shows can be tiring).

Even if it's only on Skype, Moe may find herself able to borrow an authentic bauble or two.

If so, and in the interests of discretion, it will be appreciated if your 'team of highly trained associates' would maintain a suitably respectful distance - say, at least three States.

[arr&bee]

West my associates are wanted in all[48]states plus alasa, keep em busy,perhaps scotland yard has em on alist too,now moe is gonna need something to make her stand out when she meets her majesty,now i have a pair of glass slippers last worn by pocahatas,now they're a little chipped but some crazy glue and a long gown...i'll throw in a bottle of windex,moe's gonna be the[belle of the ball].

[moe]

Westgrand, if only I could borrow a bauble or two I would be very happy!
Perhaps a few treats for the corghis might help!
R&B save the bottle of Windex for My Big Fat Greek Wedding [[if you saw it you would know)

[arr&bee]

Ok moe,i got a good powdered wig last worn by[marie antonette]the english love those powdered wigs.

[moe]

No thanks. I have enough hair.

[westgrandboulevard]

I haven't enough [[been wearing it 'fine' for years...!)...but we don't love powdered wigs. Even the legal system has relaxed the rules for their use....although in your case, Arr&bee, they may make an exception.

[moe]

They probably would, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

The word ' unique' comes to mind.....

[144man]

They broke the mould when they made him.

[westgrandboulevard]

Indeed. Some are mouldier than others....

[arr&bee]

Hey west next time you're at court i'll be the one in the powdered wig and knickers.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll continue holding court right here.

What you get up to, in your private life, is entirely your own affair....

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....west you da man.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you say so......

[arr&bee]

West a question if i may..is big ben a building that tourist can go into and look around?

[westgrandboulevard]

I've never been but I believe that, for security reasons, you need to be a UK resident, to make arrangements to look round at the current time.

You'll just have to pretend you're me....if you can make the 330+ steps,that is, as there is no lift/elevator.....

Or, Moe might be able to put in a word for you, during her audience with HM The Queen - who might have a key to the back door. The key will be under the mat, and please make sure you close the door properly, on the way out.

[arr&bee]

I might set big ben to daylight savings time and throw the whole of britain out of whack,hehehehehehe.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll just have to rely on the Speaking Clock.

Every time I ring it, it says "You're late"....

[arr&bee]

You're ahead of your time west.

[moe]

And you broke the clock, R&B....

[arr&bee]

I have no recollection of that event.

[westgrandboulevard]

Time has no meaning....

[arr&bee]

Time is money.....my money.

[westgrandboulevard]

If somebody wants your time, isn't it their money you want, not yours?

[moe]

Goes without saying......

[westgrandboulevard]

...yet we both did.....