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**arrr&bee** · 07-06-2011, 11:39 AM

Wake up here it comes..........wait.............wait.............. ...........wait.........................any minute now......................this is so exciting.................wait..................... ..........................................

**moe** · 07-06-2011, 04:49 PM

I can tell you're so excited, R&B!!

**arrr&bee** · 07-07-2011, 12:05 PM

This is like when i'm waiting for a good batch of hooch to settle[of course no human being would go anywhere within a thousand miles of unsettled hooch]but the adenalin rush is toxic,so wait it's on it's way...........wait....................wait........ ....................oh boy........................................

**144man** · 07-08-2011, 05:43 PM

...You said, "little boy, please don't wait for me, wait patiently for love, one day it will surely come, but I'm still waiting".

**tamla617** · 07-08-2011, 06:21 PM

144man
i love the lyrics to "get ready" too, thankyou for sharing.

**144man** · 07-09-2011, 05:50 AM

...ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh still waiting...so get ready, get ready 'cos here it comes...this had better be good...

**arrr&bee** · 07-11-2011, 03:57 PM

Ooo i'm getting goosebumps[do those geese ever watch where they're going??]anyhow still waiting for the big moment....any moment now...........wait for it.........................pulse is racing.......................what excitment......................................... ....wait.......................................... ..............

**144man** · 07-11-2011, 08:05 PM

The excitement is building...building...building...hope we're not heading to a massive anticlimax, jai...

**moe** · 07-11-2011, 08:17 PM

Exactly.............what excitement??

**arrr&bee** · 07-19-2011, 03:40 PM

Moe you're too impatient[i was an impatient once til i ran out of im's and they kicked me out]anyhow moe just wait for it.........wait........here it comes..............

**moe** · 07-19-2011, 05:42 PM

were you an [[im)patient or an outpatient?

**tamla617** · 07-19-2011, 06:11 PM

his stills got a patent

**arrr&bee** · 07-28-2011, 03:07 PM

They kicked me out so i'm an outpatient,but i'm back on the [im's list]so i'll be back!

**moe** · 07-28-2011, 08:27 PM

They made a mistake........you should've been an inpatient............corner room, padded walls, 3rd floor.

**arrr&bee** · 07-30-2011, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by moe

they made a mistake........you should've been an inpatient............corner room, padded walls, 3rd floor.

oh you mean the v.i.p.suite...[very impossible phycho's]i have my own key thank you very much!!

**tamla617** · 08-01-2011, 04:37 PM

all those padded walls tho'
plays havoc with feng shui where do you put the pebbles and candles?

**arrr&bee** · 08-01-2011, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by tamla617

all those padded walls tho'
plays havoc with feng shui where do you put the pebbles and candles?

feng shui,now that's a name i haven't heard in awhile...is he still makin them kung fu movies??

**moe** · 08-02-2011, 05:12 AM

No, he's selling stuff on QVC.......

**arrr&bee** · 08-04-2011, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by moe

no, he's selling stuff on qvc.......

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,moe didn't we spend time together in a phycho ward someplace???

**moe** · 08-04-2011, 06:49 PM

you shared that VIP room with me, don't you remember? Or did that series of ECT treatments make you forget?

**arrr&bee** · 08-08-2011, 02:25 PM

I really miss those treats!!

**moe** · 08-09-2011, 04:59 AM

Keep it up and you'll get some back......

**arrr&bee** · 08-12-2011, 04:01 PM

Those treats didn't work out too good for me i think after years of[hooch incantations]my brain cells are immune or impartial i can't remember!!

**144man** · 08-15-2011, 08:06 PM

I was going to come over and visit you, but I'd heard that the best way to beat jet lag was for me to adjust my watch to the time of the country of destination. I missed my flight by eight hours.

**tamla617** · 08-22-2011, 05:04 PM

so did the crew
its still there,sat on the ramp

**moe** · 08-22-2011, 08:13 PM

What's still there? The crew or the plane?

**144man** · 08-23-2011, 06:10 AM

"Aerodrome" is now no longer in the dictionary. The crew and plane went with it!

**moe** · 08-23-2011, 08:09 PM

Did they go first class?

**144man** · 09-06-2011, 10:13 AM

They thought they wouldn't be able to land, but as they went club class, they got on down.

**arrr&bee** · 09-14-2011, 11:52 AM

Hey what have you guys been up to...oh nothing i see,ok carry on!

**tamla617** · 09-14-2011, 05:28 PM

been away,had visitors,been away again,more visitors and then went away.its the 1st time in weeks that i'm home with only people that live here.i dont know if i'm a nomad or in charge of a refugee camp.foods good tho'.going away next week then more inmates are arriving next month so the shed will be full again.no room for hooch!

**arrr&bee** · 09-14-2011, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by tamla617

been away,had visitors,been away again,more visitors and then went away.its the 1st time in weeks that i'm home with only people that live here.i dont know if i'm a nomad or in charge of a refugee camp.foods good tho'.going away next week then more inmates are arriving next month so the shed will be full again.no room for hooch!

w-h-a-t no room for hooch[gasp]there's always room for this wonderful elixir[it comes in pouch form now]so no more excuses...drink up!

**tamla617** · 09-15-2011, 03:45 PM

the hooch will be moved from the newly appointed guest shed.to stop them drinking it all thru the night i'll be storing the good stuff in loft.
and to make sure they dont enjoy themselves too much,and want to come back,i'm nailing slices of bread to the guest shed roof.why?so the seagulls struggle like **** to get at the bread and make alot of noise.

**arrr&bee** · 09-15-2011, 04:48 PM

GOOD WORK TAMLA,DO YOU RECALL SOME YEARS AGO OVER ANTARTICA SOME PRE-HISTORIC BIRDS WERE SPOTTED[TERADACTALS]I BELIVEVE,WELL SEAGULLS WERE SPOTTED JUST OUTSIDE OF MY TOP SECRECT STILL[OPPS-ER-AHEM-HEHE]LABS I CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE THAT MIGHT AND PROBABLY WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR LOFT...CHECK YOUR INSURANCE GOOD LUCK[you'll need it]HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

**moe** · 09-15-2011, 07:50 PM

genetic mutation with that hooch?

Back guys...............had a moving experience.

**arrr&bee** · 09-21-2011, 12:47 PM

Hey moe if those gulls get into the hooch,well let's just say that those bird droppings will more than likely flatten whole city blocks!

**tamla617** · 09-22-2011, 05:53 PM

you're getting mixed up with stephen segal.sounds the same but our seagulls cant throw hand grenades

**arrr&bee** · 09-22-2011, 09:44 PM

One sip of the hooch and your seagulls will be flying hand granades!!

**arrr&bee** · 10-26-2011, 02:38 PM

Are we still testing over here[i'm sitting here with my no.12 pencils all sharpened]and my ducks all lined up in a row[why ducks are taking this test i don't know]so when do we begin?the ducks are getting restless!

**tamla617** · 10-26-2011, 05:07 PM

sounds like a load of mallards to me

**arrr&bee** · 10-27-2011, 04:15 PM

Hello,excuse me..one of the ducks has a question!!!

**144man** · 11-28-2011, 07:53 PM

I might have a duck for Christmas.

Does anyone have any idea what presents I should buy for it?

**tamla617** · 11-29-2011, 07:00 PM

mrs duck and a pond

**144man** · 11-30-2011, 09:13 AM

If a male duck is called a "drake", what is a female duck called? [NOTE:"Daisy" is not an acceptable answer.]

**arrr&bee** · 12-01-2011, 05:44 PM

A drakette???

**144man** · 12-03-2011, 01:17 PM

Apparently, a female duck is called a "hen"...now how confusing is that?

If they cross a duck with a pheasant, I hope they call it a deasant

**tamla617** · 12-05-2011, 12:14 PM

Apparently, a female duck is called a "hen"...now how confusing is that?

If they cross a duck with a pheasant, I hope they call it a deasant

call them what you want.......they cant hear you because they sink!

**144man** · 12-05-2011, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by tamla617

call them what you want.......they cant hear you because they sink!

They don't sink; they just duck under the water.

**arrr&bee** · 12-07-2011, 01:34 PM

I called my wife a hen and had to duck out real fast....qwack,qwack!!

**arrr&bee** · 01-03-2012, 07:00 PM

Have you ever asked a question but couldn't remember where to put the question mark...[why does mark get to answer all these questions,is he smarter than joe]those questions must get heavy after awhile,poor mark!!