TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[moe]

What about the dangling participle?

[arr&bee]

Well,are they dangling on my side of the fence?

[144man]

My Latin master once asked me if I wanted to be tested on the case endings of Latin nouns. I declined!

[144man]

You guys are a vanacularration of particulationary fortificational obstruson.

That's easy for you to say!

[westgrandboulevard]

As with everything Arr&bee says....

[144man]

Like fulfilling his hooch orders. Easier said than done.

[westgrandboulevard]

Quite! 'The cheque is in the post' has now given way to 'The hooch is in the post'.....

[arr&bee]

MY FRIENDS WOULD I ABANDON YOU NOW...[well I might,hehe]PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT IMPOSTER...[imposter,you paid me forty cents to say that stuff]SHUT UP YOU IMPERIOLOUS LOUTH...[hey wait a minute,these coins are not American,stop theif]I'LL PAY SOMEONE FORTY FIVE CENTS TO SHUT HIM UP.

[144man]

Make that 50 cents and I'll get my imaginary friend to do it.

[westgrandboulevard]

Imagine that!

[moe]

Make that 50 cents and I'll get my imaginary friend to do it.

What's his name?

[westgrandboulevard]

144man will never forget whatshisname.

[moe]

I figured as much westgrand...........good morning!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Good morning Moe...but it's a very windy, wet Saturday morning, here in south UK....

[144man]

My imaginary friend was called Steven. He was real enough; I just imagined he was my friend

[westgrandboulevard]

Smiling faces sometimes.....

[moe]

Pretend to be your friend............hi 144man!!

Windy & Cold here in NE Ohio, westgrand. May be going to around 50 degrees F.

[westgrandboulevard]

Already that here, maybe lower.....

[144man]

Pouring with rain, yet the fireworks are still going off.

[westgrandboulevard]

Some of those firework parties will be a bit of a damp squib.

[144man]

Maybe Guy Fawkes had the right idea

[westgrandboulevard]

His place in history has been blown up out of all proportion.

[144man]

When was the last time you saw children begging for "A penny for the guy"? The custom seems to have died out, but we all did it when I was a kid.

[westgrandboulevard]

I became well fed up, always having to be The Guy.

[144man]

At least you got wheels.

[westgrandboulevard]

True but, just when things got going, it would then all start to become a little heated.

[144man]

At least it gives you the opportunity to roast your chestnuts.

[westgrandboulevard]

No more than lightly warmed. My costume was flame-retardant.

[moe]

I'm sure the Burn Unit is happy you didn't reserve a long term room!

[arr&bee]

So you see boys and girls never read these post because...oh hi i was just talking to the little tikes,carry on..now as i was saying...!!

[144man]

So it was you who replaced the cream in the Oreos with toothpaste to give to the Trick-or-Treaters. Those poor little tikes!

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, it worked before as the only way to get them to eat vegetables...so why not?

[144man]

When the tikes are bobbing for apples, replacing some of the apples with onions is a good way to achieve that result.

[westgrandboulevard]

If the apples and onions were floating in hooch, not only the tikes would be bobbing for them....

[144man]

I don't think I'd like to get hooch in my eyes.

[westgrandboulevard]

There's very little risk of that actually happening.....

[moe]

So you'd have hoochie eyes!

[144man]

I had to google that; I don't think eye-shadow would suit me.

[arr&bee]

Bobbing for apples i remember being a little tyke and we would bob for air and whoever survived was the winner.

[westgrandboulevard]

Did you ever win?

[144man]

Posting videos of "bobbing for air" on the internet is a criminal offence.

[westgrandboulevard]

You're making me now want to view one.....

[moe]

You bobbing, 144man.........I shall begin weaving.

[arr&bee]

Hey moe,weave me a sweater while you're at it,hehehehe.

[westgrandboulevard]

You can't pull any wool over Moe's eyes....

[144man]

...unless she loses the thread.

[moe]

I'll pick up the stitch.......

[arr&bee]

Hey moe...weave me a pair of shoes too.

[westgrandboulevard]

So, when are you going to make something for Moe? Like, say, a fortune...?

[144man]

I can see that a fortune for Moe is looming.