TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[arr&bee]

Behavioural disorder,now that i understand,see west all you gotta do is speak plain english.

[westgrandboulevard]

Plain English can be really boring. I never speak to them.

[arr&bee]

Because they live on the plain??

[westgrandboulevard]

No, you're thinking of cabin crew.

[arr&bee]

Sounds like a rap group.

[westgrandboulevard]

The only thing they can talk about is emergency exits for the audience.

[arr&bee]

Speaking of english it took centuries to evolve into what you fine lads and lassies speak today.

[westgrandboulevard]

We're not quick learners, that's a certainty....

[arr&bee]

West doesn't great britain have ancient ties to the roman empire?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, and they are all in dreadful designs and vile colours.

Great Britain is where Grecian 2000 originated. But then maybe you already knew that...?

[arr&bee]

I didn't but[voice]does,he reads alot.

[moe]

Grecian Formula? Isn't that a gray area?

[arr&bee]

Yes but it mixes well.

[westgrandboulevard]

'Salt and pepper' adds a little extra taste to just about anything.

[144man]

My hair may be thinning, but who wants fat hair anyway?

[moe]

Who wants fat hair? A skinny girl of course!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Diana Ross comes to mind. Slim lady. Very big hair.

[arr&bee]

Be careful west those motown folks might think that we fired a volley.

[westgrandboulevard]

We're all Motown folks, otherwise why are we here...?

What do you think, Arrbee?

Arr&bee...?

Where did he go.....?

[144man]

"Only his smiling face
can fill this empty place." [Four Tops]

[westgrandboulevard]

How do you know he's smiling?

[144man]

Oh dear, I've got the lyrics wrong , haven't I? How embarrassing!

[westgrandboulevard]

It happens to many people, even when they are the ones who first made the lyrics famous...and there they are, out there, and no-one to hiss a prompt from offstage....

[moe]

Maybe you need some hooch to feel better!

[westgrandboulevard]

If one is known as a lush, that trick would certainly work well!

[arr&bee]

West,you know what i mean,wasn't the american revolution started when someone said something about the beatles and king george took exception.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not The Beatles. I think it was some group called The Thirteen Colonies. Before my time, but probably in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

That was all back in the days when Britannia waved the rules.

[arr&bee]

I've heard of them,they had a hit with...yankee doodle dandee...and ol king george didn't like the lyrics and he sent some record censors over to pull it off the air,but it had become a hit by then and that dj[george washington]was all over the airwaves.

[moe]

Maybe R&B can only remember so much, westgrand

[arr&bee]

Well moe these stories were handed down from hoocheration to hoocheration..i remember sitting on granpa's knee with my little baby bottle[filled with hooch]and he stammering through those stories.

[westgrandboulevard]

It must have been hell for you both, sat in that jail.

[arr&bee]

I remember a english fellow being there to.......uncle west!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If I was, I was visiting the unfortunate [[just like I do today, 'on this here forum' )

[arr&bee]

Are you all gonn let him get away with calling you unfortunates?

[moe]

It isn't 144man & myself he's calling unfortunate R&B...........

[westgrandboulevard]

LOL! The lady speaks...and with total accuracy.

Be it fortunate, or unfortunate; I'm just visiting, while passing by today....

[moe]

Take me with you!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, how about a good coffee somewhere, and discuss the anxious state of our individual worlds?

[arr&bee]

Oh no you don't get back here you two,i ain't goin crazy by myself.

[moe]

Where shall I meet you westgrand??

[arr&bee]

West,you're english you're not supposed to drink coffee.

[westgrandboulevard]

As well as tea, I drink a lot of coffee. It's French, and it's strong. While we love the US, we are also heavily influenced by Europe and its customs.

Moe, I think we should meet at Highclere Castle, not too far a drive from here. It's where they film much of Downton Abbey. We will drink coffee, then we stroll around the grounds. We then eat a delicious lunch, we drink coffee again, and then we stroll around the grounds.....

And there's also a famous motor museum even nearer, for you and your dearest to inspect, and where we can also drink coffee.....LOL

[arr&bee]

Hey moe...that's alot of coffee.

[moe]

I can handle it, R&B.............with the appropriate pit stops

[arr&bee]

Speaking of which i have in my possession a pota potty with it's own little carrying case..[darn thing is so cute]you drink alot of coffee moe...hmmmmm???

[moe]

It doesn't't have an espresso machine attached to it so no thanks!

[arr&bee]

I can hook one up for ya,i'll have my socio-opps-err-ahem-hehe..my scientist get right on it.

[moe]

I think I'll take westgrand up on his offer............

[westgrandboulevard]

You're very welcome, Moe.

Mind you, any time you fancy a roller coaster ride, I would imagine Arr&bee is your man....

[arr&bee]

Well,let me suggest adding a tiny sip of this wonderful elixur[it;s good for england too]and that coffee will blast off.