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[westgrandboulevard]

Let's go get stoned.

[moe]

I think it was Bob Dylan who said: "Everybody must get stoned."
[[from Rainy Day Woman #12 and 35)

[arr&bee]

Whatever you need i'm just a stonesthrow away.

[144man]

You'd better stay away from your glasshouse then.

[moe]

Wonder if R&B would be liable if it was one of his "pet rocks."

[westgrandboulevard]

Should be reported for cruelty to inanimate objects.....

[144man]

Don't knock the rock!

[westgrandboulevard]

Rock around the clock....

[144man]

Which reminds me, I must set my alarm. I'm going to bed now, so I can get up in time for Midnight Johnny.

[westgrandboulevard]

How to get jet lagged, simply by staying at home......

[moe]

Rock Me, Amadeus............

[144man]

Mozart is decomposing.

[arr&bee]

You guys sleep too much you gonna miss out on all these bargains i have over here for just...500% above factory invoice.

[moe]

I think a better phrase would be: "we know when to sleep!"

[westgrandboulevard]

Definitely. When Arr&bee is around, hawking his wares, we should all be singing "Nessun Dorma" - none shall sleep.....

[moe]

.......but he wishes everyone is pickled by his hooch!!

[arr&bee]

I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY PEEPS,AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU EVEN IF IT COSTYOU YOUR LIFE SAVINGS...[who better to spend it than me,hehehe]OH AND BY THE WAY I JUST CAME ACROSS A PEICE OF THE ROCK,THAT'S RIGHT SOMEONE BROKE OFF A STONE FROM THE ROCK OF GHABRALDIER,TALK ABOUT HISTORIC I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW MOE,YOU ENTERTAINING THE LADIES SOCIETY AND THEN YOU WHIP OUT THE ROCK,YOU'LL BE THE ENVY OF EM ALL..I CAN HAVE IT SHINED UP AND DELIVERED FOR ONLY 10,000%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE...[CASH ONLY OF COURSE].

[moe]

Apple Pay only, R&B!

[westgrandboulevard]

For 'Cash Only', now read 'Tokenization'......

[144man]

R&B is taking a cargo cult to the Martians.

[moe]

I wondered what happened to Marvin the Martian!!!

[arr&bee]

He works for me of course.

[westgrandboulevard]

That's what you think....

[144man]

You know what thought did!

[westgrandboulevard]

I thought I knew what thought did. Then, I thought I should think about what thought did, some more.

So now I've been deep in thought, thinking, "on second thoughts, what did thought do?"

[144man]

I thought I knew, but I didn't.

[westgrandboulevard]

You didn't know what you thought, or you didn't know what you thought you knew?

[144man]

Exactly...

[westgrandboulevard]

Precisely what I thought.

[moe]

I think we're all a bit off............

[westgrandboulevard]

...and, like you Moe, I wonder what did happen to Marvin the Martian.....

[moe]

Morning westgrand!! A loveable nerd, just like me..........

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm intrigued, Moe. I'll accept that you're 'loveable' [[well, there's no accounting for taste ) but for what reason are you defining yourself as a 'nerd'....?

[144man]

Say it loud, "I'm a nerd and I'm proud".

[westgrandboulevard]

At the moment, I'm beginning to feel in a minority - or am I....

[arr&bee]

Nothing wrong with being a nerd,some of my best chumps-opps-err-ahem-hehe..my best customers are nerds and i got a pair of genuine imitation nerd's glasses in my glasscase,and you can be a nerd too with these cool tresures,for only 350%above fatory invoice plus shipping..they won't last long.

[144man]

I'll need to take those glasses outside so I can see what they look like in the light. Don't be silly. Of course I won't leg it.

[arr&bee]

OUTSIDE,UM WELL[GULP]NO NEED TO OUT IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT THESE GLASSES ARE SENSITIVE TO LIGHT[and dark]BUT ONCE YOU BUY EM YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT..CASH ONLY.

[westgrandboulevard]

I think, with all the time and attention we're giving to your prices Arr&bee, that we need some rent around here.

Let's say 1000% above factory invoice plus shipping [[that's a continental cruise for each of us).

Cash only

[moe]

That's very fair, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We shall not be moved....

[arr&bee]

Rent???...oh you're looking to rent well you're in luck i know some scoun..opps-err-ahem-hehe..society folks that will rent you a nice flat for the price you seek..1,000%above factory invoice plus utilities,yep i'll speak with em and you can move in as soon as they break the locks...opps-err-ahem-hehe..break the location to me.

[westgrandboulevard]

No, we're looking for rent from you - as you well know.

There are already arrears. I'll have some friends bring a detailed summary to your door.

[moe]

Since your friends may lose their way I'll have my friends Sal & Rocco assist you in any way.

[144man]

Should I have an ambulance on standby?

[westgrandboulevard]

With the engine running....

[144man]

Thank heavens for Medicare!

[westgrandboulevard]

Without insurance, you're on your own, kiddo....

[moe]

You may end up being someone's cornerstone.........

[westgrandboulevard]

It's important to use a good foundation....