It has, but maybe the 'ignore' button has meanwhile been working overtime....
It has, but maybe the 'ignore' button has meanwhile been working overtime....
Do-de-do-de...this place looks familiar.
Then take this paint brush, and make yourself useful......
...and don't let your emulsions get out of control.
I keep my emuisions on a leash or else they run all over the place,hey west the place looks abit run down where's moe?isn't she in charge of painting?
Yes, but only in the Sistine Chapel. That lady has taste.....
What do you want me to say, R&B? That I'm glad to have you back [[westgrand, 144man, and myself have been holding up our end here).........your end doesn't look so good unless you explain your absence. Aliens? Yeti? The Pope?
Nope,hooch,hullucinations and the doc.
Quick, Moe. Call the medics....
Doctor Who?
Witch Doctor??
Doctor Phibes?
No not those kinds of doctors,my docs wear suits and take notes as i talk...a lot of notes.
They are either very keen to be just like you...or have never heard anything quite like it before...
It's the latter, westgrand!!
Yes Moe, definitely the latter - and to the letter....!
Quite a play on words...........clever!!!
Thank you Moe! I just hope I've not latterly littered you with letters....
Uh..........no............it's okay
Good. After all that alliteration, 'OK' is so much simpler to say....
Well better to be lathered with letters than liqidated with liquidation.
You said that with a great degree of extermination.
Hooch can be very destructive.
So can an earthquake, but making the earth move can also be great fun.
Are you going to go into details now or should we wait for the book?
Once the deal is agreed, I shall be signing copies at a garden centre near you.
Next to you I want the second copy
Does this book have picture,cause i only read the pictures.
It was intended to include a picture of you with your hooch. Despite an exhaustive search by the publishers, none could be found.
Darn!!!! I wanted to see R&B in action in that shed of his!!
So.... I changed my mind and decided that, instead, i would write a work of fiction.
It was at that point that everything then started to fall into place.....
Yes, I understand. Guess I'll really have to use my imagination.
When the book becomes available, you may feel I've saved you the trouble....
It would be a heartfelt thanks!!
BTW, Moe....I may need a picture of you, waving to the masses from the top of the London Eye, that day it ground to a halt....
The Government has decreed that that photo cannot be published for reasons of state security.
Moe was in an insecure state...and we're not talking about Ohio....
It wasn't my fault that the Eye stopped. Someone fell exiting the car and was hurt. The paramedics came & it stopped the Eye for 20-30 minutes.
..........Then I started waving to the masses
I see that you're sticking to the "Official Version". We are all well aware of the true facts.
Moe,you're-eye candy.
Moe carried it off so well, she is now being considered as a 'double' for certain members of the Royal family.
Yes, westgrand, you made me do a "double take" with that post.
Well, Kate might not be around so much as time goes by, and Camilla likes a break.
You should think about some new hats.....
...and of course a new handbag or two.
Two new handbags won't be enough...and twelve won't be too many....
Ahhhh, now you're talking westgrand!!!! PURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as far as hats.........can you say vintage??
Of course you'll need a flask to carry this wonderful elixur,does the queen have one?
Yes, vintage hats, Moe. And don't forget weighted hemlines.
Yes, the Queen has a flask, just ready fo the 'wonderful elixur'. The flask was inherited from HM The Queen Mother. It's in the Queen's handbag, and looks like a large bottle of smelliing salts, and is labelled accordingly...but don't be fooled....
The queen sounds like my kind of gal.
She's out of your league.
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