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[arr&bee]

Hey wait more reviews coming in..from the[ toothpick okla.tooth]fans rioting for money back..from[ hoot owl iowa hoots]worst crap ever made have barf bags handy..from[ dustbowl arizona dustbin]had to clear out aftr first sceane..from[ tumble weeds texas tex]had a free screening and folks paid to have this picture removed and burned...we're shoo-in for a goldn turkey.

[westgrandboulevard]

Roasted.....

At least somebody gets to eat....

[moe]

........and it isn't us!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's an ill wind, Moe....

[arr&bee]

We're a hit...more reviews...from horsetooth fla.[folks ran out screaming during the opening credits]...from patchpants tenn.[ten people sick to thier stomachs after first two minutes]...from mumbles ariz.[audience sues city over worst movie ever]...they love us.

[westgrandboulevard]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - ?????????????

[144man]

I've never been run out of town before.

[westgrandboulevard]

You mean you've never taken the money, and run ?

[arr&bee]

As long as they spell our names right..smiles everyone.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm known to my agent as Goldman Sachs.

[arr&bee]

I've been known as sack of s%#t but only to my closest friends.

[westgrandboulevard]

It must be good to know you have such strong support.....

[arr&bee]

Yes once woke up inside a tomb,i was gonna call my mummy but the operator wouldn't put me through.

[westgrandboulevard]

The line must have been dead.

[arr&bee]

Hey gang,more reveiws...from[mountaintop tenn.]get this carpetbagger out of the movie business..from two toes montana[invited folks in from the cold to view film but after the credits they all went back into the cold]..from rustbucket maine[the worst travesty in the history of pictures get them out of the country]..wow this means they want us in europe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Is this a Film Noir - ?

[moe]

Whatever it is.......they don't like us!

[westgrandboulevard]

That is a feeling I can't overcome. I want to be remembered for creating something of worth..

[moe]

...........and that's not what R&B is doing!!

[arr&bee]

That's right moe,i'm creating movies that families can watch not this crap they're putting out today,when was the last time anyone saw...[gold nurses shoes]on screen,never that's when i'm giving em stuff that'll be talked about for at least five minutes[ya think??]the oscars are political crap[all that voting]over here we don't have to worry about compitition nobody has the nerve to make these kind of pictures,and on a budget of under[one hundred bucks]this is art,stop talkin and start packing we're off to europe...i spoke with my friend mr. Question mark from the old country and he has a place we can stay and film in a small country [so you guys don't get distracted]on the other side of transylvania,i got us booked on a nice tugboat...[it's a little tight so pack light]hey moe havin fun yet?

[westgrandboulevard]

"...we're off to Europe..."

I'm IN Europe already......!

[arr&bee]

Hey that's right be on the lookout for a limegreen yugo,we'll pick you up on the way,west that's smart thinking going to europe ahead of the rest of us.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've been here over 60 years. How long can a person wait?

[arr&bee]

Don't blame me,you know how slow a yugo is?

[westgrandboulevard]

I've been expecting you to arrive on a donkey.

[arr&bee]

I was but all the donkeys are driving yugos.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yellow cars, with 'taxi' written on the side.

[moe]

Which way will Yugo, R&B? I go the other way............

[westgrandboulevard]

LOL! That means you two will probably meet up somewhere else, and very suddenly...

The Keystone Cops live....on SDF.....

[moe]

Psst....R&B....give those cops some of your hooch......that'll cure everything!!

[arr&bee]

Of course it will moe,and i got a good batch for em.

[westgrandboulevard]

But not for anyone else. That's called bribery.....!

[moe]

I consider it a charitable contribution, westgrand. Those poor cops!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You should be working for the Salvation Army, Moe.......

[moe]

Do I get a new outfit westgrand? I need one after R&B "dressed" me before.................PLEASE!!!!

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,moe you're gonna look great for this new classic,i got cha a sunshine yellow pokadot polyester imitation almost silk dress with a pair of limegreen almost imitation chiwawa pumps,and wait this is the killer...a big orange stuffed bird fake feather sunhat,made with real fake feathers,you're gonna be the envy of every lady at the golden turkeys,now don't get all choked up yet.

[moe]

Trust me, I won't!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We need to get our hands on a couple of numbers from Ralph Lauren...

[moe]

Now you're talking, westgrand!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll have 'em, Moe, after you've finished with them [[if ever....), and then take a walk on the wild side....

[moe]

Not with Ralph Lauren, though!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, I'd probably have to go with Vivienne Westwood.

[144man]

How would you like to wear one of the dresses pictured in the "Supremes Costumes Gone Wrong" thread?

[westgrandboulevard]

I wouldn't. Those ladies were being worn by those particular stage costumes.

[moe]

Very good choice in Vivienne Westwood westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Who would be your favourite fashion designer, Moe - and why?

[moe]

One who is not as famous as Lagerfeld, Valentino, etc........However, you bring his name up to the people who know and THEY KNOW!!! Ralph Rucci. Simple, hand done, and amazing!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

There speaks a girl with a goal. I must check him out....

[moe]

I don't think you will be disappointed, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

I've just read one quote : 'he's famous for details and finishings that are as close to couture as you can get in ready-to-wear'

Sounds good. No-one ever excelled without paying attention to the finer details....