TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[westgrandboulevard]

What you do after dark is your own concern.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaa,was the name of the place..dracula's tea house?

[moe]

Did she drink/give a pint??

[144man]

She couldn't give me a pint. She wasn't my type.

[arr&bee]

I guess she had an a-type personality.

[moe]

Maybe, or maybe she was a pre-school teacher doing her A_B_O's

[144man]

Yes, I'm positive. She also performed with girl group, the Platelettes.

[arr&bee]

Oh yeah,they sang on the redblood label.

[westgrandboulevard]

It never made any money, but still ran on in vein.

[moe]

Isn't she the one that had the first plasma TV in the area??

[westgrandboulevard]

It was an emergency transfusion, and it went to her head....

[arr&bee]

And left her in the red.

[westgrandboulevard]

These blood bank charges are extortionate...

[moe]

A bloody mess if you ask me!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Watch your blood pressure, Moe....

[arr&bee]

Don't worry moe,where we're going blood pressure won't matter.

[westgrandboulevard]

That sounds ominous.....

[arr&bee]

Now west none of that french food.

[westgrandboulevard]

And, presumably, 'none of that French wine' too....

[moe]

Not the French.......I prefer the Italian......

[westgrandboulevard]

So, if anyone is contemplating sending you a crate,.......

[arr&bee]

WE GOT ALL WE NEED FOR THIS LOCATION[THE SACRED COW FOODSTORE WAS GENEROUS ENOUGH TO SUPPLY OUR FOODS]DON'T WORRY IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF EM...[I just stumbled upon em last week]THEY HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE USDA,THE FBI THE CIA THE FARMERS ASSOCATON THE PTA WHICH IS WHY THEY HAD TO RELOCATE JUST OUTSIDE OF DEATH VALLEY...BUT DON'T WORRY THE FOOD IS GOOD[I hope]BESIDES WE GOT BARF BAGS FREE OF CHARGE.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I must say you create a very vivid mental image......

[arr&bee]

Of course that's what a movie mogal does.

[westgrandboulevard]

He also wears a big hat, sits in a special chair, and bellows at the cast through a megaphone.

[arr&bee]

Well i ain't ceezil z damall,i'm just a little guy with a cellphone[i hope i got some cells left].

[westgrandboulevard]

You may have to speak up. The reception is really bad around here.

[arr&bee]

Let me call you back.

[westgrandboulevard]

Text me, or call my agent with any compliments.

[arr&bee]

Compliments???i'm cutting your salary for swelling moe's head with those fancy ideas.

[moe]

You forgot your dark glasses, senor demall........

[westgrandboulevard]

No wonder all the pictures are in black and white....

[moe]

He's an extremist, westgrand!!

[arr&bee]

Just work on your speech for the golden turkeys moe.

[moe]

No need, R&B. With that outfit they'll get the hint!!

[westgrandboulevard]

A complete and total shoo-in.....

[144man]

All the subtlety of a sledgehammer...

[westgrandboulevard]

Still wouldn't get the attention of some people....

[moe]

Hopefully, the ones that count!!!!!

[arr&bee]

Moe,you're a shoe-in.

[144man]

Vote for Moe!

[westgrandboulevard]

Have you done a screen test yet, Moe?

[144man]

The role also require a scream test.

[westgrandboulevard]

We'd all pass that. All it needs is for Arr&bee to enquire "Ice cream, anyone?"

[144man]

Does he do a hooch & raisin flavour?

[westgrandboulevard]

Top seller. I had my freezer completely stocked with it. The freezer that melted...on a different thread.....

[moe]

We ALL scream for ice cream!!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure, like me, you know a place which specialises in ice cream. There's one in Honiton, Devon [[a town long noted for its lace industry) where there are up to 30 different flavours set out in front of customers.

The only thing to do is pick a vanilla first, and then slowly consume it while you're selecting your real top favourite.....

[arr&bee]

The reviews are coming in..from the[death valley news]they don't make em like this anymore..from the[ frostbite falls news]never seen anything like it..from [the goldenturkey gobbler]this turkey will set us back decades....we're on or way.

[moe]

It's just as I thought; we're roasted!!