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[westgrandboulevard]

I'll do it, if they can teach me how to breathe unaided underwater.

It's hard enough sometimes to do that even above water...

[arr&bee]

HEY WEST,YOU GOTTA BE THERE,YOU'RE PLAYING[KING NEPTUNE]DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BREATHING PART,WE'LL USE SPECIAL EFFECTS,I THINK THERE'S ENOUGH IN TE BUDGETTO COVER[let's see it shouldn't be more than a couple bucks].

[westgrandboulevard]

I can see I'll have to sponsor myself in this producton.

This King Neptune won't need any Auto Tune, but those Mermaids could sure use some Auto Talent........

[arr&bee]

Um west don't insult em they handle the funds for the special effects.

[westgrandboulevard]

I thought being a Mermaid WAS a special effect.....

[arr&bee]

Shhhhhhh,not so loud i had a heck of a time talking em to be in this classic they're camera shy.

[westgrandboulevard]

They're so ugly, it was the camera that refused.

[arr&bee]

Oh boy,now you've done it thanks alot now i'm gonna have to go before the mermaids union to talk em outta kickin us outta the ocean...you realize that this means no king neptune for you.

[westgrandboulevard]

Those mermaids are just drops in the ocean. Just let them wash over you....

[arr&bee]

Try explaining that when you're six miles under water in front of alot of angry mermaids.

[westgrandboulevard]

You could take that fake shark they used in 'Jaws' as one of your security people. That should keep them in order....

[moe]

Bruce the shark? Heard he was unavailable due to a mechanical problem.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've met several people with that same affliction.

[moe]

At least Bruce put his money where his mouth is!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

He's still hoping to star in a remake.

If, after all this time, he ever does, they'll have to call it 'Gums'.

[144man]

They were going to offer the part of King Neptune to me, but then they got worried about where I might put my trident.

[moe]

...as they should, 144man!!

[144man]

Those mermaids looked good enough to eat...well, half of them did!

[westgrandboulevard]

I feel another objection is about to be received from the Mermaids' Union....

[144man]

The vital statistics of the Mermaids' Union convenor is 36-24-98 cents a pound.

[westgrandboulevard]

The appeal of fishnet tights was lost on those Mermaids.

[moe]

The fishnets were turned over to Morris Day & The Tyme.

[westgrandboulevard]

Apart from knowing they were associated with Prince, I'm not too familiar with them.

Were they noted for wearing fishnets, Moe?

[arr&bee]

Well they kicked us out of the ocean,now how am i gonna make the stream in the back of my house look like the atlantic???hey moe,have you ever played a mermaid?

[westgrandboulevard]

It sounds as if those mermaids prefer to be paid, not played...

[arr&bee]

They won't take my calls,i'm having a whale of a time trying to get through.

[westgrandboulevard]

You have a keen sense of porpoise!

[moe]

M.D. & The Tyme have a song "Fishnets" westgrand.

[arr&bee]

Hey moe how bout my offer you wanna be a mermaid,i'll pay you scale.

[moe]

If you furnish someone who will do my hair, R&B, that water plays havoc on my hair!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

How about an offer to Flipper, arr&bee........

[arr&bee]

DON'T WORRY MOE,YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE YOUR REAL HAIR I GOT A WIG MADE OF SEAWEED...[pay no attention to the tag that says-made in mexico]....AS FOR FLIPPER HIS AGENT SAYS THAT HE'S RETIRED.

[westgrandboulevard]

But you did try him, then.....

[arr&bee]

Nah i got some guppees to fill in,they work cheap too.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, but they want to bring all their family with them, wherever they go.

It's like an invasion.......

[arr&bee]

Not these ones because all his kids will be in shools.

[moe]

They must give the teacher headaches......all of them!!

[arr&bee]

I'v heard that they get along swimmingly.

[144man]

We might even have the elephants from the parties at Ralph's if they remember to bring their trunks.

[westgrandboulevard]

I for one shall not be lying on my side in a mud bath, being sluiced with water and then vigorously scrubbed off by a man with a very stiff yard brush, just to keep my skin in good order.

Hmm...but, on the other hand,........

[arr&bee]

HEY WEST AT THE ASYLUM...OPPS,ER,AHEM,HEHE..I MEANT THE SPA[yeah that's it]THEY HAD THOSE TREATMENTS FOR THE PATIENTS...OPPS,ER.AHEM,HEHE...THE MEMBERS.

[westgrandboulevard]

Some of them looked like warthogs, so they were in their element.

[arr&bee]

Speaking of politics,i heard the even the buzzards want no part of the republican party,the pickings are too slim.

[westgrandboulevard]

Bare bones policies....

[arr&bee]

The cupboard is almost bare.

[westgrandboulevard]

They'll want to talk about space.

[arr&bee]

Nah there're too busy throwing tea parties.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then they throw everyone a few crumbs....

[arr&bee]

And even the crumbs are stale.

[144man]

I once took a girlfriend out for a cup of tea and a biscuit, but she wasn't too pleased about having to give blood first.