Your Honour, there appears to be a stranger in the Courtroom, who doesn't exist.....
Your Honour, there appears to be a stranger in the Courtroom, who doesn't exist.....
The Courtroom doesn't exist if I'm any judge.
We'd best prepare for a lengthy adjournment....
I'm looking forward to the first case...especially if it contains hooch.
The first case did contain hooch, but was dismissed, due to lack of evidence.
I thought there was 100% Proof [[Aged In Soul).
I object!!
Objection sustained. Let's give these proceedings some edge....
They are definitely edgy!!
I'm just imagining what we would all look like, if we were summoned to serve on a jury....
I've done it........
I can't shift the image of The Mad Hatter's Tea Party.....
You are so precise, westgrand!!!
I have to say there are times when viewing a subject in 'soft focus' can also be a distinct blessing.
This, of course, isn't one of them......
After drinking hooch, everything appears to be in soft focus.
I object on the grounds that i'm laying on the ground and can't get up.
If the earth moves for you, let us know....
Hey west,i'm gonna have my lawyer write up a writ of e pluribus unum and i'm gonna claim that my case be thrown out on account of-e maximus deliburus..oh oh i see that the prosecution has hired those nasty vulture brothers...those dirty birds.
Their mother loves them.
This creates a circus maximus!!
A ringside seat for me, please......
And............popcorn for me!!!
Bring some fish to throw. Those penguins might get hungry, Moe....
In this scene i defend myself on grounds that no lawyer in his right mind would take this case,as the cameras move in i argue my case...your honorarium and members of this steamed court i stand before your[or behind you]and i pled not guilty and non cabumbus e plurum[that's court talk]so throw this case out[it's old]and i'll bring in a new case and rest it right here on the bench so the judge can judge for himself,i rest my case.
I smell rotting fish. Remove that container from this court.
Court will be adjourned, while the Judge is in make-up.
Rotting fish????it's those vultures they'll do anything to ruin this classic movie.
Anything rotting would be a triumph for those vultures. "One man's meat, etc...."
Are those vultures union?
Fully paid up since Creation.
Ohhh, they're so greedy!!!
It's one of the Seven Deadly Virtues to them.
I thought it was the Seven Deadly Vultures!!
It's a good thing that i have the penquins serving the jury[what they're serving is off the record]...in this scene i move the jury with my sad tale of woe...[that tale of woe will move anything].
It would be hard to move the iceberg which travels everywhere with the penguins. They had it specified in their contract, as they like to feel right at home.
Everything moves if you have ex lax!!!
For the rest of the day Moe, I'm know I'm going to be right here, just wondering why ever an iceberg would need Ex-Lax.......
To keep it moving,hey west what's up?
Well, I would imagine global warming would keep any iceberg on the move.....and if that didn't work, dates should do the trick. I once embraced an iceberg and asked for a date, but was given the cold shoulder.
As for me, I'm quietly sat here as usual, taking messages for SDF members whenever they are unavailable.....
Haaaaaaaaaaaa,those iceburgs can be quite cold,tey on't even like hooch why i offered em some and they just sat there with a cold stare.
Melting looks are lost on them.
That's why they have no speaking parts in this classic,i keep em in the background.
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Silence is crystal clear!!
...although the air has a distinct whiff, due to all that fish which is keeping the penguins occupied in the background.
Cleanup in aisle 6, please!
Industrial strength disinfectant, if you please.
I think we'll have lemon fragrance, this time.....
Is this movie going to make a profit, or is it a tax relief dodge? If it's a tax avoidance scheme, I first need some income to set the losses against.
I feel we really should do all we can to avoid making a profit.
I can't go through this again, making a sequel.
If that's too much for you, we could do a prequel instead.
I'll agree to play myself when younger, if I get to perform "I want to go back there again".
Haaaaaaaaaaaa,this is one movie an epic tale of total tales of totality which is totally beyond me,and for the next location the bottom of the atlantic ocean i know some mermaids down there who could use the work.
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