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[tamla617]

here's a tip......... page 5's got a sex scene

[arrr&bee]

What's sex???

[arrr&bee]

That sex stuff sounds like something and it's about nothing over here so i want no parts of it what ever it is,i think tamla has been reading the theasurus again!!

[tamla617]

i was reading it, got stuck on aardvark
bloody anteaters get everywhere
make a right mess of the hydrangers and herb garden
the ants are protesting
what do we want
an aardvark cull
when do we want it?
now!
they're makin' so much noise i got the napalm out,she who must be obeyed told me to
i just found out it should be nippon,the house is on fire
cant ring the fire brigade,the 'phone melted


and all because of that thesaurus,i never saw one of those in jurasic park.are they real?

[arrr&bee]

i was reading it, got stuck on aardvark
bloody anteaters get everywhere
make a right mess of the hydrangers and herb garden
the ants are protesting
what do we want
an aardvark cull
when do we want it?
Now!
They're makin' so much noise i got the napalm out,she who must be obeyed told me to
i just found out it should be nippon,the house is on fire
cant ring the fire brigade,the 'phone melted


and all because of that thesaurus,i never saw one of those in jurasic park.are they real?

wow sounds like your hullucination is better than mine[i'm jealous]i used to live next door to those jurasics,they will park their thesaurus anywhere they used to have a t-rex but they couldn't find parts for it so they sold it to some family called the smithsonians across town,rich folks live in a big castle on a mall of some sort!

[tamla617]

i know johnny geeeetar watson had an institute,aint that a bitch!

[arrr&bee]

Tamla you realize that if we keep this nonessential,inconsiquental,rediculous,moronic,ass inine,mentally unbalanced poor excuse for a forum debate going that they may put us away.....and if you're real unlucky they'll put your rubber room next to mine,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[tamla617]

i sleep in a rubber room when i feel TYRED!

i think i just went off tread

[144man]

Wheel forgive you this time.

[moe]

This falls flat.....

[144man]

You've got to the hub of the problem.

[moe]

Spare me 144man..........

[144man]

Spoke when you're spoken to...

[tamla617]

torque when you're torqued to

[moe]

Stop jacking me around...........

[144man]

Moe...You win!

[tamla617]

whats he won?

i know, let him have the next post

[moe]

Thanks.............it was nothing!

[ralpht]

Tamla,
Regarding Moe: He is a she....

[tamla617]

moe
oops,sorry.
i could say it was a typo,and missed out the S but that would be irresponsible
we cant have that on here,no way.
my crystal balls broken btw.
and i'm rapidly runnin' out of excuses

still havent told me what you won either

[144man]

Like Moe said, she won Nothing.

[ralpht]

And around these parts, that is everything.

[tamla617]

as the "miss" ross' album said "everything is everything"

[arrr&bee]

Well i see i didn't miss anything,of course there's nothing here worth missing so i'm right back where i came in,um what did i come into?

[tamla617]

nothing here for you,you should be in the cancel thread.there is even more nothing over there

[moe]

Glad to see nothing has changed while I was away.......

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe you were away too??maybe we passed each other like ships in the night,why do ship sail at night when the fish are trying to sleep that's rude i'm calling the fish union to complain,who's with me?

[tamla617]

i'm with you but its dark and i cant see you,can you at least pay your electric bill?

[arrr&bee]

Huh??? What do you mean my bill ain't nobody named bill here,let that bill guy pay his electric himself,he's got alot of nerve to ask me to pay it heck i don't pay for my own,hey tamla this bill guy is your friend you pay for his electric..see ya when the lights come on..hehehehehehe!!!

[tamla617]

r&b
the bill over here is a nickname for the police
the electric bill is our kind of robocop,so i'm gonna send him 'round if i can get any power on,which brings me full circle can you sort the payment to enron [[ron aint my mate either)

[144man]

Don't mess with bill.

[moe]

Bill me..........

[tamla617]

that would be mobil,moe?

a bit like my normal mail,bills,bills and mo'bills

[moe]

...and then some, Tamla.....LOL

[arrr&bee]

Hey this[bill]guy has got a big family and he's always trying to get somebody to pay for em...check this out...electric-phone-gas-food-some of em even have middle names[credit card bill]this guy is slick watch out,you'll be giving him all your money...i need a drink!!

[144man]

I had to pay some bills, so I checked my bank balance, and it was Nothing.

[tamla617]

i was standing in the queue at an atm and the guy at the front was stood on one leg with his arms stretched out.he was like that for a couple of minutes and the rest of us were getting a bit fed up with the time wasting.what the hell are you doing someone asked.
he said the screen had "display balance" on the screen and it hasnt gone off yet,i think the camera isnt working!

[arrr&bee]

That guy sounds like someone who should be over here with us,i was at the doctor for a brain scan and he couldn't find my brain i felt the same as when i went in...nothing!!!

[144man]

here's a tip......... page 5's got a sex scene

Only 12 more posts to go.

[tamla617]

hope its not 2 wildebeests in the serengeti

[144man]

Just how wild are those wildebeests? There were some very revealing photos of them published in the "Gnus of the World".

[moe]

Ya Don't Say.......

[tamla617]

144
lol
y'know what they say
no gnus is nothin'

[144man]

Tamla
Kind of brings you back to one of your aardvarks who wanted to stop an anteloping. [[Yes, there's no barrel I won't scrape!)

[tamla617]

144man btw are you related to lloyd grossman? [[ 144 being a gross!)

and are the antelopes leadbeater's or thompson's? the gazelles want to know
and the lions want 2 gnu too with fries a coke and a 7up

[144man]

Tamla, I have not had relations with Lloyd Grossman, but we do indeed share our surname. I've got it today.

The antelopes are hearty beasts, there's a gazellian gazelles so you'll never be able to tell them all, and I'd rather we didn't mention Millwall.

[tamla617]

millwall! done it ,sorry

[arrr&bee]

Wilderbeest??? Gazelles!!???? Are we starting an ark or a zoo,hey wait a minute this thread is already a zoo,are we tame now???

[tamla617]

yes but no ones aloud to feed us,they stuck signs up.

[144man]

I saw a sign saying "These Animals Are Dangerous", so I looked in all the cages, but couldn't find a dangerou anywhere.