Certified or certifiable?
Certified or certifiable?
Depends on the power of your attorney....
I claim scofflaw [[in its original sense, of course!)
Fine!
And will the fine be paid, I wonder...
Cash or charge?
I bet it won't make the slightest bit of difference..LOL
WHY I'VE BEEN CERTIFIED FOR YEARS..NO WORRYS I GOT THIS....[I think].
Yes arr&bee, if 144man doesn't play ball, then you may have to.....
I'M CONTEMPLATING MY NEXT CAREER MOVE,UMM LET'S SEE MOVIE MOGUL[CHECK]..WORLD CLASS POET[CHECK]..PHILOSOPHER[CHECK]..MENTOR TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE,that would be voice[CHECK]..GOOD LISTENER[CHECK]..IMAGINATION GURU[CHECK]..MUSIC LOVER[CHECK]..CEO-EEO-CHERRI-O-HBO-DOUBLE O-AND O WHAT THE HECK OF HOOCH ENTERPRISES INCLAMATED[CHECK]BYGONE..BEENGONE..LONGGONE..ALLGONE[CHECK]...I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT,AND AS SOON AS SOMEBODY TELLS ME THE SOONER I GET STARTED,WELL SOONER OR LATER WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
Good morning, Mr Arr&bee! Please do sit down.
My goodness, that's a very impressive list for your next career move.
First, in your own words, can you tell me a little about yourself? [[why, I've heard so much from others...!)
Where do you feel your main talents lie?
That one is easy; his talents lie in that shed!!!
Then, until scientists establish the whereabouts of said shed, and are permitted to examine it in minute forensic detail, we'd best note arr&bee on his career move scale simply as a 'gardener'......but it's a good start..
.....with interesting fertilizer!!
All the flowers grow sideways.....
Maybe he invented a new way to grow things!!
Better that, than killing them....
Arr&bee's shed is bigger on the inside.
If it looks like an old UK police box from the outside, I wonder WHO might be his latest companion on the inside .....
Doctor Whooch.
With his female companion, Mooch.....
...and K9's companion, Pooch.
Whooch, Mooch & Pooch. Sounds like a childrens TV series....
What goes on in that shed is for adults' eyes only.
That would explain the security man on the door.
Geez.............that security man is BIG!!!!!!!!
Must have been inflated by using Hooch Helium...
Westgrand, if you read the Harry Potter books: you remember when they went to the international Quiddich games and they would walk into a small tent, only to be a penthouse inside? Maybe that's what R&B's shed is like!!
Oh, arr&bee's shed could surely be no more than a pent-up house inside.....?
Haaaaaaaaaaaa,of course in keeping with the legend,my[shed]like[noah's ark-the abonimoble snowman-atlantis-shangra la]has never actually been seen..i didn't say it didn't exist however,why legend has it that the pyramids are the location or inside the taj mahal or the very top of mt.everest some say it's at the bottom of the pacific ocean in an airtight bubble,why it's been mentioned as being on the sun[could be]as well as being inside a simple dog's house somewhere in the u.s.so you see my friends it's everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
Just like your posts, arr&bee
Quite right, westgrand!!
Each post arr&bee makes brings a new slant on his world.
I'm clinging like a limpet, during the rollercoaster ride.
A slant? Which way on what day??
That's just it, Moe.
I like a quiet life, but there's always a surprise element with arr&bee, to which I feel I have to respond. It's a challenge - even if, when I'm reading his posts, it does seem as if I'm being dive-bombed by a huge mosquito, insistently and loudly wanting to tell me the latest news!
[[Ummmm....did you hear something just then? I wonder if we're being overheard.....)
OF COURSE YOU ALSO REALIZE THAT I MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST..[no records of me have ever been found]I COULD JUST BE A FIGMENT OF THE COLLECTIVE IMAGINATIONS OF YOU ALL AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE MIND WILL DO NEXT...HMMMMMM???
That could well be true, but think of all the people here who could say the same.
You could be outnumbered by many people who don't exist, and who also live in your imagination. I hope the catering is good in there.....
I've just realised if I started posting under another name, I could spend the day arguing with myself.
You could, 144man........but I'd be very curious about your world, too!
It could be argued that you're already a part of 144man's world, moe - on 'this here forum', as our fellow member Roberta75 would say.....
Does Roberta really exist? Does Marv exist? Are they the same person craving attention, two sides of one coin? Maybe forum anonymity isn't such a good idea after all.
Last edited by 144man; 05-03-2014 at 07:59 AM.
When I mentioned those two members in the same context some time back, moe said she nearly lost her mouthful of coffee over the keyboard.....but interesting you should mention it, as I still find it an intriguing thought...
You two have to promise me that you will NOT do this to me again with a coffee cup in hand!!
Hmmmm. Might then have to start a 'Promise Me' thread, just to check what has been previously promised, before making any new posts.
It's the age you see. Difficulty in remembering...and all that..
Your timing is what's humorous. And it always comes when the coffee is in hand!
It's all purely coincidental, Moe. The caffeine boost to your system plays a major part....
Not the caffeine, westgrand........it's the irony/humor!!
I was trying to be modest there Moe....but OK, I'll take that. It's not just me, though.
No stars, we have a repertory company going on here!
Moe, it's just as well that it's only a cup of coffee you have in your hand. Think what damage the wonderful elixir would do to your keyboard.
Arr&bee's keyboard spells it 'elixur'. That, in itself, adds validity to your point
I submit for your edification one Mr.Arr&Bee a very mysterious person who may or may not exist except in the post produced by the merry little group that gathers to converse and wonder if Mr.Arr&Bee will conjure some witty response to which they can smile and wait,for his next response may well come from....The Hooch Zone!!!
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