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[144man]

How many brain cells does a bottle of hooch kill?

[westgrandboulevard]

Enough to kill any sense of better judgement....?

[144man]

If hooch kills any of my brain cells, they probably didn't deserve to live.

[westgrandboulevard]

They committed suicide.

[144man]

Living in my head, can you blame them?

[westgrandboulevard]

T'would be like being trapped inside a dictionary!

[144man]

Yes. Everything in the correct order.

[westgrandboulevard]

I find the dictionary to be quite a long and arduous read, but at least it explains itself as it goes.

[144man]

I once bought a second-hand medical dictionary, but when I got it home I found the appendix had been removed.

[westgrandboulevard]

A simple procedure of its type.

[moe]

Laporoscopically, westgrand? I don't think so............

[westgrandboulevard]

Just a play on words, moe......

[moe]

So what do we play with now???

[arr&bee]

laporoscopically, westgrand? I don't think so............

hey moe i like that word put it in the script.

[westgrandboulevard]

I bet you can't say it, arr&bee....

[moe]

Sober or hooched up, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

According to arr&bee, he's never been sober.

I take it the moment he was born, he cried "Mmmmmmooooore HOOCH!"

The nurse then handed him to his mother and said "It's a lush..."

[144man]

"Laporoscopically" is a bit too sesquipedalian for me, but then so is "sesquipedalian".

[westgrandboulevard]

Both words sound like a train negotiating a tricky junction, if you ask me....

[144man]

What do they sound like if I don't ask you?

[westgrandboulevard]

They sound just like a train negotiating a tricky junction, if you don't ask me.....

[144man]

And if I don't do either?

[westgrandboulevard]

They sound to me just like a train negotiating a tricky junction.

My goodness, that junction is busy tonight. That's three trains gone over it in under 35 minutes....

[arr&bee]

I want that in the movie,a function at the junction.

[westgrandboulevard]

A malfunction at the junction could add a note of drama.....

[arr&bee]

Hey that's good west,there's a lot of malfunction in this blockbuster.

[westgrandboulevard]

An audience likes to see someone constantly struggling against all odds, to prevent things going completely and utterly wrong.

We should make Ralph the hero in this movie.....

[arr&bee]

Um west are you awake??everything is going wrong that's why this blockbuster is gonna be big...we got lepracauns marching in protest,buzzards flying out in protest on the advise of thier lawyer[dirtybird]those vultures are trying to ruin me but we're gonna finish this masterpeice,there are no heros.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm fully awake. There has to be a hero, who singlehandedly resolves all the troubles.

You can't have an unhappy beginning, and an unhappy ending.

[arr&bee]

Of course i can this is gonna be the greatest thing since that masterpeice...one fly into coco's nestegg.

[westgrandboulevard]

I get it. You're looking for a flop, to offset the tax on previous successes.....

[arr&bee]

This classic will be so different folks are gonna come in droves,and some may actually show up.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure the audience would be as one with you, on that.

[arr&bee]

Um,i'm not actually gonna be there for the premeire they might demand thier money back so i got to deposit that cash fast.

[westgrandboulevard]

If they've any sense, they'll be glad to pay you not to attend....

[moe]

.........but they WILL pay for some of R&B's hooch!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

They can leave the money with you, Moe.....

[moe]

We may never have to work again, westrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You could have a global profile as "The Hooch Heiress".....

[moe]

I've been called worse, westgrand.........

[westgrandboulevard]

And also better, no doubt!

[arr&bee]

The hooch heiress...i like it,we'll put it in subtitles so no one can understand it but me.

[moe]

..........and me!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And me, since I coined it. [[and 'coining it in', is something which appeals!)

So, I'm going [[that's Old English for 'gonna'...!) to make sure everyone understands it...

[moe]

There is safety in numbers, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, Moe. The higher the numbers, the higher the revenue.

What was that song from '42nd Street'...?

"We're in the money...!!"

[arr&bee]

Now,now don't get too excited just yet my fiends..opps-er-ahem-hehe..my friends..these things take time we gotta finish this classic before we start talking about profits there's plenty of time no rush,besides this is about art we aren't greedy like those leps,we're artist.

[westgrandboulevard]

In conversations, I'm finding the leprechauns like to be regarded as anarchitistic, and so feel they do possess creative abilities.

Not on our level, of course......

[moe]

No, westgrand.........we are in a class by ourselves!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We should be certified any time soon.