TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[moe]

I went to a mixology class in January. The lady who taught it was from a place in Houston. She showed us how to make a mint julep. Normally I don't like them, but hers was special!!! She used crushed rose petals!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I definitely come to this place to learn something.

So...... mixology. What's that, exactly....?

[144man]

I wonder who taught jai how to make hooch.

[arr&bee]

It's and old family secret that's been passed down,around,in front of,cheated on,sampled,trampled,collected,neglected,abandoned and reborn,and it's still as poisonous..opps-ahem-gulp-hehe...prosporous as ever.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just like Coca-Cola, in every way....

[moe]

Exactly westgrand!!! Even R&B doesn't know what's in the hooch sober or intoxicated [[they brainwashed him well!!)

[arr&bee]

Oh but i do and it will be in my book...my secrect to a long and short life,sounds like a best seller to me.

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds as if we may need to read it backwards.

The illustrations will be a revelation......

[144man]

Didn't Coca-Cola get its name because it originally contained cocaine?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, cocaine, or morphine? A fascinating story, and now the world's biggest brand name.

Way to go with your hooch, arr&bee....

[arr&bee]

Gotta buy the book...99cents at your local thrift store.

[westgrandboulevard]

You should write a book, and add it as a sweetener [[Lord knows it's needed) with a first purchase of hooch.

[moe]

They'd all think the book to be a best seller since they'd be so tanked up on the hooch!!

[arr&bee]

READ THE BOOK FIRST BECAUSE AFTER A SIP OF THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR,YOU WELL KINDA SORTA..ERR-AHEM-HEHE GO JUST A TINY BIT BLIND...BUT IT'S JUST FOR THIRTY DAYS OR ONE MONTH[WHICHEVER COMES FIRST]BUT FOR A LIMITED TIME I'LL THROW IN A PAIR OF GENUINE IMITATION ALMOST FEELS REAL TWO D GLASSES...[just don't ware em when the sun is shining].

[westgrandboulevard]

I might have to settle for a trip through my mind....

[moe]

.........along side me, westgrand.......

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm starting to hear other voices in here....

[moe]

Do they respond to your questions?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, you just did......

[moe]

That's as funny as R&B having his famous 1 way conversation on SDF years ago!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee still seems to have Voice, who takes the High Road on all issues. Those two seem to live quite happily in total disagreement!

Me, I listen to what seems at times like a whole cast of characters in my mind. It's a gabble. They're generally very sensible, but it does get crowded at times, like everyone in the kitchen at parties. I now recommend they email me, just to keep the noise down. And don't get me started on my Visions......

[moe]

If R&B has the Voice whose team does he belong to? Blake's? Adam? Usher?

[144man]

Remember the day Arr&bee got laryngitis? He felt so alone.

[westgrandboulevard]

"No answer!" came the stern reply.....

[moe]

I have nothing to say westgrand..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Did I hear somebody just say something...?

[arr&bee]

Greetings to one and all,yes this is the Voice Of Reason speaking,Jai is a very sick man not physically mind you but his poor mind is so polluted with that rock gut poison he drinks,his reality is distorted and there's absolutely no reasoning with him although I try my best,if it weren't for you wonderful folks he would be truly lost.

[westgrandboulevard]

Better hold tight to those mooring ropes, everybody!

[moe]

.........ropes AND those life saving vests!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Does anyone know the emergency drill?

[144man]

Yes, I use it when someone has a screw loose.

[westgrandboulevard]

There are some here who would be very much content with a loose screw.

[144man]

I wouldn't know which way to turn.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure you could nail it.

[moe]

Yes..........as tightly as possible!

[westgrandboulevard]

Do you think excess glue might have led to arr&bee hearing the Voice of Reason?

[144man]

No, but it might have led to him getting to attached to his hooch. And if he doesn't send us our orders, he'll get stuck with it all.

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course, you might have your order fulfilled, and then find you're getting arr&bee free of charge, with it.

Contemplate that.....

[144man]

The secret of hooch-making will be mine, all mine. MINE! MINE! MINE!

[westgrandboulevard]

We heard you, first time.

I really can't imagine arr&bee ever saying yours, all yours. Yours! Yours! Yours!

[144man]

I will bribe the Voice with glycerine, honey and lemon.

[westgrandboulevard]

And I shall bribe arr&bee with nitroglycerine.

[arr&bee]

NO NEED FOR A BRIBE WEST,THERE'S NITRO ALREADY IN IT...[I got your back].

[westgrandboulevard]

That's what I thought......

[moe]

Oh boy!! That'll be a blast!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Q. What did you think of the hooch?
A. It blew me away!

[arr&bee]

It's a mind blowing experience.

[westgrandboulevard]

As long as there's something left, I don't mind.

[arr&bee]

UMM WELL,UMM YOU SEE THERE WILL BE SOMETHING LEFT BUT NOT MUCH..[I mean who needs a liver spleen kidneys central nervous system]BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS LEFT TO KEEP TAKING THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR.

[westgrandboulevard]

Perhaps my brain could forever be preserved in it - both before and after I'm dead......