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[westgrandboulevard]

Just keeping the place warm, juice.

We chatter away, creating traffic and activity on the forum [[much of it nothing at all to do with Detroit, Motown music etc - and some of it plain outright nonsense! LOL) in the hope that more knowledgeable members like yourself will dip in, whenever you can.

Good to have you around!

[arr&bee]

Hey west,how about that not only does the prodicle son return he's also the author of this now legendary thread as well as an [sdf]legend.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, he is. If we hang around long enough, 'legendary' could happen to the rest of us - although for what reason is definitely open to debate.....

[moe]

Quite right, westgrand!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

So, in the meantime, we'll just keep on debating........

[moe]

......and waiting for that hooch.........and waiting...............and waiting

[westgrandboulevard]

I suppose it's giving that 'wonderful elixur' very great rarity value.....

[arr&bee]

Now they've done it darn leprcuans,i just got a email from the elves saying that the leps have hijacked the shipment of hooch[it seems they own a portion of the atlantic where it's being shipped]that gold has made em crazy.

[westgrandboulevard]

What is needed is a flotilla of pirate goblins [[Goblins of the Atlantic) to pursue and seize the treasure. Moe is waiting....

[moe]

Looks like I'll continue waiting, westgrand...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Good things come to she who waits.

[arr&bee]

Don't dispair i wrote a letter to the sqadren of flying monkeys[the ones from oz],and they're being dispatched to fly over the rainbow and take that gold shipment from the leps,that'll teach em.

[144man]

I won't hold my breath.

[westgrandboulevard]

Neither will I. Those flying monkeys will never lift that heavy shipment, not with all those leprechauns hanging on for dear life.....

[moe]

Everyone wants their share..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Even Sonny Bono, once....

[[yes, I know, I know, some say it should rhyme with 'shurr.....')

[arr&bee]

More bad news the monkeys can't find the rainbow on radar,darn leps moved it.

[westgrandboulevard]

They've renting it to producers who are remaking 'Finian's Rainbow'.

[moe]

The radar has been really bad lately. Officials can't even find a plane!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, that has turned into a really bad story.

If the essential tracking technology carried on that plane is not soon found, there may never be a way of knowing what really happened on that flight...

[moe]

How sad for all!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It just shows how vast the oceans are.

Fine, when everything is going well, but I wonder if a plane has ever come down in an ocean, and the passengers and crew have all survived.

[arr&bee]

More bad news guys,the monkeys can't see because the leps have bought up all the fog and are using it to hide the location of the rainbow...those leps are crafty devils.

[westgrandboulevard]

No panic. The monkeys are well equipped with fog lamps. They've taken the ones they use on the freeways.

[moe]

So those lights really didn't burn out...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Every time I drive down a motorway/freeway, I feel I'm in the company of monkeys....

[moe]

Monkey see, monkey do.............

[arr&bee]

Maybe[micky's monkey]is leading the brigade.

[westgrandboulevard]

The Charge Of The Monkey Brigade......

[144man]

How much do the Monkey Brigade charge?

[westgrandboulevard]

Probably nothing to arr&bee. They would recognise him as one of their own....

[144man]

If they cut their legs off, they could pay in Ape Knees.

[westgrandboulevard]

To coin a phrase.....

[arr&bee]

They don't work for peanuts.

[moe]

Maybe a lot of lettuce!!

[arr&bee]

Umm moe you're thinking of the[singin bunny rabbits]who were hot some years back with their disco version of[here comes peter cotton ].

[westgrandboulevard]

While you're still thinking of the Bunny Girls, no doubt...

[arr&bee]

There are no bunny girls west,ol peter[cotton tail]rest his soul didn't want females in the group,too much distraction.

[westgrandboulevard]

The same went for Bugs, I think.

[arr&bee]

No not bugs,he's a chick magnet,he came backstage once after a show and the females went wild we almost had to close the place.

[westgrandboulevard]

I didn't know carrots were in that short supply.

[arr&bee]

Short supply?not hardly bugs have a plan he would put gold paint on carrots put em in a box[14 to a box]and hand em out to the chicks,they went wild for it.

[westgrandboulevard]

Who'd want to eat a carrot which was covered in nail varnish?

[arr&bee]

You missing the moral of the story,pay attention you ever hear the term[fourteen carrot gold]well bugs had it copyrighted and made a mint.

[westgrandboulevard]

Mint tea, or mint condition?

[moe]

Mint Julep!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, I forgot about that one! And, y'know, I've never had even one.....

[arr&bee]

You two are gonna drive me to drink.

[moe]

.......if ya don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln..........

[westgrandboulevard]

I bet it's noisy.