Then you're lucky it was your mouth they placed the apple in.
Then you're lucky it was your mouth they placed the apple in.
I placed it there myself - very swiftly!
That poor camel...........
It's no wonder they spit!
Spit-roast camel? Sounds interesting.
It does take a hell of a lot of butter to do it properly.
Do you prefer the one-humped or two-humped variety?
Well, I suppose what they do in private is their own business.
Old Joke Department:
When I was on holiday in Tunisia, I met a man whose job it was castrating camels. I asked him how it was done, and he told me that he got two bricks and just smashed them together. Being an animal lover, I said to him, "Doesn't that hurt?", and he replied, "Only when I get my thumb caught in the middle".
Ha! And I'm hoping that's what happens every single time...
How do you know when they're done?
They talk in high-pitched voices. Or were you asking about the spit-roasting?
If moe's talking about the spit-roasting, then maybe we get a slice of the action?
Spit-roasting..........
Somebody get some plates.....
I thought we all had to spit on that camel first!!
OK..........I'll get the forks......
Is camel meat high fat, or low??
Don't know, but probably tastes like chicken
Then that would make it the equivalent of a large flock!
Everything tastes like chicken............and that's no quack!
I should have ducked when I saw THAT one coming!
And it seems a lot of restaurants are not above passing off chicken as being much more expensive meat...
But chicken doesn't taste like chicken now...leastwise not the chicken I used to have as a kid. Maybe I'm losing my taste buds with age.
Well, like me, you're no spring chicken yourself, I guess. I expect a venerable chicken might say that humans don't taste the same these days [[but first, you'll have to find a chicken with the gift of speech..!)
Foghorn Leghorn........I say, I say!!!
There's one, for sure.
And then there's Daffy Duck. I wonder if all ducks speak with a lisp....
What about Tweety Bird [[of the Tweety/Sylvester combo)?
Yes, and Sylvester, who also had a strange way of speaking. They were both voiced by Mel Blanc - ?
But then, we're talking cartoons, aren't we - or maybe I should be saying 'animation'...
Mel Blanc was a genius!
Yes moe, his was indeed a truly rare talent.
That's all, folks!
Sufferin Succotash!!!!
What's Up, Doc?
Is that a question about proctology?
I suppose it is, in a proctological manner of speaking.
If the tube were coming in the other direction, from a different orifice, it would be in a different manner of speaking - but just at the minute, I can't remember the term!
In which case, perhaps it would have to be "What's Going Down, Doc?"
Rear Admiral!!
Whichever way the tube is heading, it's tricky.
A lot of twist and turns..........just like a roller coaster
Did you see the youtube video of the colonoscopy skit from "In Living Color?" Hilarious!
uhhhh, OK, I'll take your word, moe!
Will perhaps check that one out - but will I need sedation?!
Is it anything like "Fantastic Voyage"?
If so, the weather conditions down there must be extreme, to say the least....
If you need sedation, westgrand, I can provide.........
Who am I gonna call, jitterbusters....!
Nope, just me!
That'll do nicely....
Yessirree............best 20min sleep you've ever had!! Catch up with you later.
Hey.........what happened to R&B?
Ssssssh. If you speak of the devil.....
No doubt R&B will fade back into reality soon just like he always does.
Whenever he starts making sense, I know he's had a few...
From that infamous imaginary shed? Do tell!!!!
I can't moe, as my suspicion came direct from my imaginary mind!
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