TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

**144man** · 06-23-2013, 03:08 PM

Is that what's happening currently?

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-23-2013, 06:23 PM

Yes, and we're right behind you, King Canute.....

**moe** · 06-24-2013, 08:15 PM

I'm holding up the rear.......

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-25-2013, 05:17 AM

I've been doing that for years.

Everything is going south.

I often have the sensation of being followed by a swishing sound, and then I realise it's my buttocks skimming the pile of the carpet...

**144man** · 06-25-2013, 05:05 PM

That's better than hearing a swishing sound and realising you're leaving a trail behind you.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-25-2013, 05:25 PM

Should that ever happen, with luck my hearing will have gone, too.....

**moe** · 06-25-2013, 07:51 PM

Huh? Did someone here have a colon prep and is swishing around in it on a carpet? Huh?

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-26-2013, 06:11 AM

Not me, and I'm trying not to think about it. Talk to 144man!

PS. Since you mention it, moe. Way back when, there was that fad for 'colonic irrigation' - is it still popular?

**144man** · 06-26-2013, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard

Yes, and we're right behind you, King Canute.....

King Canute lost his crown at sea. It must have been a crime wave.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-26-2013, 05:58 PM

You've been thinking that one up for three days, I know....

**144man** · 06-26-2013, 06:19 PM

No, I just had a brain wave.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-26-2013, 06:56 PM

If it's a brainstorm, we'd best put up the flood defences.....

**moe** · 06-26-2013, 07:41 PM

And if it's another kind of brainstorm we should consider an ECT treatment!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-27-2013, 05:42 AM

"It's Alive! It's Alive!!"

**144man** · 06-27-2013, 04:00 PM

That's a shocking thing to say.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-27-2013, 04:33 PM

And the electricity bill is not pleasant to read, either....

**144man** · 06-28-2013, 07:10 PM

..and impossible to read at night if you haven't paid it and your power's been cut off.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-28-2013, 07:15 PM

Reading in the dark can't hold a candle to reading in the light.

**144man** · 06-28-2013, 07:30 PM

..unless you've got an electronic book.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-28-2013, 07:45 PM

Ah, then no need to care if the electricity supply has been cut off. Problem solved

**arrr&bee** · 06-29-2013, 05:48 PM

Haaaaa,and then the pig says.....oh are we back live...hey who turned my mike off...moe?????

**moe** · 06-30-2013, 07:50 AM

Why can't you use that hooch for electrical power, R&B? You use it for everything else.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-30-2013, 02:19 PM

You mean, instead of saying 'throw a little light on the subject', we should really be saying 'throw a little hooch on the subject'...?

**144man** · 06-30-2013, 02:34 PM

I've forgotten what the subject is.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-30-2013, 02:51 PM

Then you've thrown a LOT of hooch on it....

**moe** · 06-30-2013, 08:03 PM

......and I've forgotten what the subject is.

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-01-2013, 05:18 AM

The subject must therefore be hooch....

**moe** · 07-01-2013, 05:38 AM

It is???? Really??

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-01-2013, 06:14 AM

Well, if not the subject, then a cause....

**144man** · 07-01-2013, 03:32 PM

But not the primal cause.

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-01-2013, 04:43 PM

Thirst, perhaps?

**moe** · 07-01-2013, 08:09 PM

I thought it was primal scream!

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-02-2013, 04:52 AM

Not when your throat's parched!

**moe** · 07-02-2013, 05:38 AM

I guess not, westgrand.............therefore more hooch!

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-02-2013, 05:56 AM

It's consumer demand. The customers are screaming for "MORE HOOCH!!!"

**moe** · 07-02-2013, 08:10 PM

And now..............where is R&B when the demand for his hooch is so high? I think we were right all along; we need to get our own "shed" and make it.

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-03-2013, 06:51 AM

Or find him, and lock him in the "shed" until he makes some for us.

Just for sampling purposes, you understand....

**144man** · 07-03-2013, 03:57 PM

We stand as much chance of finding R&B's shed as we do of finding the island in "Lost".

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-03-2013, 05:34 PM

I strongly suspect that arrr&bee has no more idea than we do, of where the shed is located.....any sightings are a mirage....

**moe** · 07-03-2013, 08:18 PM

......and that's from drinking all that hooch!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-04-2013, 04:29 AM

I don't believe it just evaporated.....unless anyone can prove the existence of a Hooch Mist...

**moe** · 07-05-2013, 01:56 PM

Well when you get a given group of people that does just the opposite of what they're supposed to then maybe we can blame the Hooch Mist!

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-05-2013, 02:18 PM

Well, as a left-hander, I suppose I'm doing the opposite of most people. Maybe the Hooch Mist has a basis in reality after all...

**moe** · 07-05-2013, 03:51 PM

Nothing is real on this thread, westgrand............or is it the hooch?

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-05-2013, 05:08 PM

If it is the hooch which is suspected of causing people to do things 'differently', then there can be absolutely nothing wrong with us, because we've never had any hooch....

So, its got to be 'all the others'. Isn't it always?

We're in the clear, and they're in 'The Mist'.

Perhaps we should set up a Spy Network? We need to find out where those who should be known as 'The Misty Ones' actually came across the hooch....I think arrr&bee must have been quietly and secretly selling it to them on the mist market [[it's like the black market, only not so clear)

**moe** · 07-05-2013, 08:05 PM

It's all vague to me, westgrand.........

**westgrandboulevard** · 07-06-2013, 05:28 AM

Have a drink, moe. You'll feel much better

**arrr&bee** · 07-06-2013, 01:07 PM

I sumit for your edification one Mr.Jai Nance,a solem ghost of a man who may or maynot actually exist,but his mere presense and mention of his hullucinagenic tonic called[Hooch]sends folks who would otherwise be intwined in deep philisophical discussions into happy spasms of delight at the mere mention of this ghost of alchoholic abomination,we are not in the realm of the right mind we have entered...THE HOOCHZONE!!!!