Perhaps, but then why did the elephant have night goggles on??
Perhaps, but then why did the elephant have night goggles on??
Maybe to make identification more difficult on the CCTV images?
In disguise, it would then just be ANY old elephant dropping in.....
I'm not clearing up any elephant's droppings.
And if you did, you wouldn't be out of ordure.
... or odour.
You can't be too far from London Zoo. Might be worth checking to see if any elephants are missing.
Not sure if the elephant partying at Ralph's is British. This one has no manners.........
It [[he or she) is very into recycling, just as long as someone else does the spadework.
Many of the livestock living outside London Zoo have less pleasant manners than those living in.....
Someone needs to teach them a few things!
Do you think arrr&bee would be up for the job?
Oh, that's just something you herd
Howdah put up with that sort of pun?
I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica.
It's music on the streets!!
Busking in the sunshine
Wanna give it a go??
Hayfever is predicted to be the worst for 50 years, which means I won't be able to play my noseflute.
Don't let that stop you from performing a soft, a-choo, a-shuffle. They'll love it in the mall....
Just don't pick it..............
Absolutely. Strumming a ukelele is much more likely to please the crowds....
Can't be complete without a grass skirt!!
That would play havoc with 144man's hayfever....
I shall have my shears with me.
Astroturf bears a remarkable resemblance to grass......
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD LET THE FORUM KNOW THAT NO ELEPHANTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS INFORMERCIAL....[we don't need any complaints from the elephants union]!!
And those elephants remember everything!
Especially those Italian elephants!!
Ah,moe, then you must be remembering the time you were serenaded by one, in a gondola....
Yes, couldn't sing and we really didn't go anywhere.............downhill from there.
Oh well, that's life. I bet the scenery was great.
Just like a moving camera, westgrand.....
Are we talking Keystone Cops here, moe?
Moe being serenaded by an Italian elephant in a gondola is a memory that one would never forget.
The memory of it keeps the elephant awake at nights.
It seemed such a good idea at the time....
Can elephants swim? I can't imagine an elephant in a life-jacket.
A lifeboat drill could be tricky but, if they can't swim, they do possess a particularly effective snorkel.
Did you see the Nike elephant shoe?
I have now! I wonder if they come in black patent leather....
How did the elephant tie the laces up?
They work in pairs.
They'd have to be careful so they don't get a knot in their trunks.
If they bow low, they could tie them in a low bow.....
How low can you two go?
You'll have to ask 144man, but you will hear the story from me in my forthcoming autobiography....
Can I write your autobiography?
Of course you can, westgrandboulevard......
Drat! You've just given it away that we're the same person.
Well, I've suspected for a long time that several members here on SDF are really the same person!
...like Marv2 and Jobeterob?
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