TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[moe]

Perhaps, but then why did the elephant have night goggles on??

[westgrandboulevard]

Maybe to make identification more difficult on the CCTV images?

In disguise, it would then just be ANY old elephant dropping in.....

[144man]

I'm not clearing up any elephant's droppings.

[westgrandboulevard]

And if you did, you wouldn't be out of ordure.

[144man]

... or odour.

[westgrandboulevard]

You can't be too far from London Zoo. Might be worth checking to see if any elephants are missing.

[moe]

Not sure if the elephant partying at Ralph's is British. This one has no manners.........

[144man]

Not sure if the elephant partying at Ralph's is British. This one has no manners.........

No, he and his friends were downright rude. I saw them at a beach party, and they had taken off their trunks.

[westgrandboulevard]

It [[he or she) is very into recycling, just as long as someone else does the spadework.

Many of the livestock living outside London Zoo have less pleasant manners than those living in.....

[moe]

Someone needs to teach them a few things!

[westgrandboulevard]

Do you think arrr&bee would be up for the job?

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, that's just something you herd

[144man]

Howdah put up with that sort of pun?

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica.

[moe]

It's music on the streets!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Busking in the sunshine

[moe]

Wanna give it a go??

[144man]

Hayfever is predicted to be the worst for 50 years, which means I won't be able to play my noseflute.

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't let that stop you from performing a soft, a-choo, a-shuffle. They'll love it in the mall....

[moe]

Just don't pick it..............

[westgrandboulevard]

Absolutely. Strumming a ukelele is much more likely to please the crowds....

[moe]

Can't be complete without a grass skirt!!

[westgrandboulevard]

That would play havoc with 144man's hayfever....

[144man]

I shall have my shears with me.

[westgrandboulevard]

Astroturf bears a remarkable resemblance to grass......

[arrr&bee]

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD LET THE FORUM KNOW THAT NO ELEPHANTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS INFORMERCIAL....[we don't need any complaints from the elephants union]!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And those elephants remember everything!

[moe]

Especially those Italian elephants!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Ah,moe, then you must be remembering the time you were serenaded by one, in a gondola....

[moe]

Yes, couldn't sing and we really didn't go anywhere.............downhill from there.

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh well, that's life. I bet the scenery was great.

[moe]

Just like a moving camera, westgrand.....

[westgrandboulevard]

Are we talking Keystone Cops here, moe?

[144man]

Moe being serenaded by an Italian elephant in a gondola is a memory that one would never forget.

[westgrandboulevard]

The memory of it keeps the elephant awake at nights.

It seemed such a good idea at the time....

[144man]

Can elephants swim? I can't imagine an elephant in a life-jacket.

[westgrandboulevard]

A lifeboat drill could be tricky but, if they can't swim, they do possess a particularly effective snorkel.

[moe]

Did you see the Nike elephant shoe?

[westgrandboulevard]

I have now! I wonder if they come in black patent leather....

[144man]

How did the elephant tie the laces up?

[westgrandboulevard]

They work in pairs.

[144man]

They'd have to be careful so they don't get a knot in their trunks.

[westgrandboulevard]

If they bow low, they could tie them in a low bow.....

[moe]

How low can you two go?

[westgrandboulevard]

You'll have to ask 144man, but you will hear the story from me in my forthcoming autobiography....

[144man]

Can I write your autobiography?

[westgrandboulevard]

Of course you can, westgrandboulevard......

[144man]

Drat! You've just given it away that we're the same person.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I've suspected for a long time that several members here on SDF are really the same person!

[144man]

...like Marv2 and Jobeterob?