TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[westgrandboulevard]

Just while I'm thinking this one out for myself, ....if you were of the feathered variety, would you be a flock bird...or a solitary bird?

[144man]

Moe and I could be two in the bush.

[moe]

Won't touch that one, 144man.............I'm laughing too hard!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I think I'd have to be a solitary bird, like an owl, or maybe one of those elegant waterbirds.

Some of those large flocks of birds can get really noisy

[144man]

Then you wouldn't want to be a cuckoo as it's really noisy living inside a clock.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, I'd get really ticked off with that.

Also, having to regularly put my head out to check the time, so I could then cry 'Cuckoo!' at the right moment....

[moe]

I thought it was "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

[westgrandboulevard]

Cocoa Puffs! Now that takes me back.......

[144man]

Cuckoos would like "Tweetabix".

[westgrandboulevard]

There's not a grain of truth in that rumour

[arrr&bee]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE...I'VE BEEN A CARD PAYING MEMBER[well i've never actually paid yet,hehehehe]OF THE CUCKOO SOCIETY FOR YEARS AND NONE OF US HAVE CLOCKS.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've long thought of you as someone who needs to be watched....

[144man]

There's not a grain of truth in that rumour

That's a bit corny. Did you say that with a rye smile?

[westgrandboulevard]

I could barley keep a straight face.

[144man]

Truly amaizeing.

[moe]

You are all out there in the fields!

[westgrandboulevard]

Here we all work, on the Mississippi.....and that hot sun can really do things to a person's mind...

[144man]

Here we all work, on the Mississippi.....and that hot sun can really do things to a person's mind...

...fish are jumping, and the cattle are high...

[westgrandboulevard]

....the cow that jumped ovah
cried "Jumpin' Jehovah,
I think it's just one of the girls"....

[moe]

I think you all just jumped! And I'm not sure which way!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Mad as a box of frogs...lol

[144man]

Hopping mad...I was asked once if I had a split personality, but neither of me could give an answer.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I don't mind admitting that I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.....

[144man]

It used to be the voices in my head, now it's the Music of My Mind.[[Stevie's almost ready.)

[westgrandboulevard]

Stevie is always 'almost ready'.....lol

[moe]

Which one of you is talking now, 144man?

[144man]

All 144 of us.

[westgrandboulevard]

Which, if you're all speaking in unison, is all right, if you're all right - and all wrong, if you're all not......and I am unanimous on that...

[moe]

Well, I'll be damned, westgrand........I think the hooch got to 144man sooner than I thought!

[144man]

It could lead to gross confusion.

[moe]

That is a gross thought!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Precisely, moe. These 'send in the clones' people could be multiplying, even as we communicate.

And how shall we know which one of the 144, at minimum, is posting here on SDF?

[144man]

We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

[westgrandboulevard]

OK, in the meantime, I think I'll just sit comfortably, with some chocolate....

[144man]

Phew...That's a bit better....I don't quite know what came over me, but I'm feeling myself again now. [[Fill in your own punchline!)

[westgrandboulevard]

I think what came over you was 143 pairs of feet, all of them rather familiar to you....

[144man]

I could never play football because by the time I put my boots on, the match was over. At least the centipede in the joke was able to come out for the second half.

[westgrandboulevard]

I was hopeless at football, as I kept wanting to change my allegiance, and be in whichever side was ahead at the time......

[144man]

As long as you have a goal in life...

I hadn't played football [soccer] for a while, so the coach said to me that I should start at kick off, but that if my stamina let me down, he would pull me off at half-time. I told him that I usually just had an orange. [OK, OK, I know that's a very old joke, but it was new when I first heard it.]

[westgrandboulevard]

So might that make you from the Victorian era, then...?

[moe]

And you remember that, westgrand??

[144man]

I'm not as old as Methusaleh.

[westgrandboulevard]

Nobody's that old, not even Methusaleh - reportedly lived for 969 years?

Today, you're as young as you're ever going to be

[144man]

Nah, he posted something on the forum just the other day.

[moe]

Re-incarnation, perhaps...........or maybe Methusaleh got to the hooch before we all did and is so well-preserved!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm led to believe that reincarnation is a common occurrence on this forum.

[144man]

Knowing my luck, I'd probably come back as me!

[westgrandboulevard]

At least you'd be using the same name as before......

[144man]

Ha ha ha ha - nice one.

[moe]

Very good, westgrand!!