TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

**moe** · 01-31-2013, 08:55 PM

Thanks to what's in that tea!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-01-2013, 05:50 AM

And the colourings in the cake.

Whatever it was, it had a marked effect on the dormouse LOL

**arrr&bee** · 02-02-2013, 02:05 AM

Did you see that?...what? No not what,that..what that..no what that just that..just that what...oh never mind it's gone now..what's gone??..no that's gone..that's gone with what???...oh never mind...never mind what???

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-02-2013, 06:08 AM

I saw it too.....

**moe** · 02-02-2013, 09:05 AM

It would figure you two saw it...........wait.........THERE IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-02-2013, 11:57 AM

Spotting a UFO is a piece of cake....

**144man** · 02-02-2013, 07:35 PM

Not a UFO. It was the Cheshire Cat. Didn't you see its smile?

**moe** · 02-03-2013, 02:18 PM

A smile? Did it swallow a canary?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-03-2013, 03:32 PM

moe, that Cheshire cat just smiled away to itself, and had a knack of fading from sight.

Sometimes, all that was visible of it was the smile.

A bit like the effect a pleasant memory has on ordinary humans like us

[[uh-oh, there it goes again...)

**moe** · 02-04-2013, 08:49 PM

You think the cat got into R&B's hooch?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 05:30 AM

Moe, if you ever thought alcohol was smiling at you, then there's your answer....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 07:49 AM

That cat fell into R&B's vat, and, when it was pulled out, it jumped right back in again. That lucky cat drowned nine times.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 07:55 AM

And it ain't dead yet....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 08:43 AM

Was its owner called Schrodinger?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 08:52 AM

It's difficult to truly own a live cat, let alone an imaginary one, so probably not.

That may well be for the best, with Schrodinger being involved with mind over matter - if he didn't mind, the cat didn't matter....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 08:57 AM

That's neither here nor there.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 09:01 AM

And if it isn't here, or there - where is it.....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 09:04 AM

In Principle , that's the Uncertainty.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 09:09 AM

In principle, I absolutely and totally agree - I think.....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 09:13 AM

You think therefore you are. That's like putting Descartes before the horsemeat in the beefburgers.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 09:24 AM

You are what you eat.

And what did we just eat.....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 09:29 AM

Well, I've heard people say we are "out to lunch".

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 09:35 AM

Out to lunch

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 09:40 AM

I bet that means 'l-o-n-g lunch' - involving a six foot long sausage roll....

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 07:38 PM

Just what do you expect me to do with a six foot sausage roll?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-05-2013, 07:59 PM

Well, I suppose, you might eat it....very slowly... LOL

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 08:30 PM

If the sausagemeat came from Ireland, I might ride it instead.

**moe** · 02-05-2013, 08:59 PM

Hi Ho Silver...........away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**144man** · 02-05-2013, 09:25 PM

I borrowed some silver from the Loan Arranger.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-06-2013, 04:49 AM

And had to sell the family silver to pay the extortionate interest?

**moe** · 02-06-2013, 07:13 AM

Very interesting!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-06-2013, 10:22 AM

..and which mounts up alarmingly, each month...

**moe** · 02-06-2013, 09:08 PM

Not to mention the service charge!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-07-2013, 05:17 AM

If I had money to lend, even at a low rate of interest, I'd certainly make more than the interest on my savings....

**moe** · 02-08-2013, 07:23 AM

We could make a bundle selling that hooch!!!!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-09-2013, 08:45 AM

And moe, we could sell a bundle, if only we could prove it was actually made [[just a little cross-reference there, to the 'Cancel' thread....

)

Maybe you could try some of those feminine wiles...and I'm still smiling about StuBass thinking you were a man...

**moe** · 02-10-2013, 03:08 PM

No doubt we could, westgrand!!

As for Stu, that was a long time ago and he found out fast!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-10-2013, 03:19 PM

I'd be interested to hear his side of that story LOL !!

And have you noticed how it's gone really quiet recently from arrr&bee.....

**moe** · 02-10-2013, 03:38 PM

Is he laying low? Or is he brewing another batch? Or is he ..........[[fill in the blank)

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-10-2013, 04:43 PM

I wonder if he's become entombed on another 'test' thread here, but which to date has gone undetected...

**moe** · 02-10-2013, 05:06 PM

Well, there was this thread years ago when he alone got locked in it and he had a conversation with himself. I'm pretty sure even Ralph can remember that one!

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-10-2013, 05:19 PM

You're kidding.

Aren't you.....?

**moe** · 02-10-2013, 05:38 PM

Not in any way, westgrand..........

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-10-2013, 06:03 PM

Oh! So maybe any unruly members needn't be banned then, they could just be condemned to serve time in the 'naughty' thread?!

ps. I'm not suggesting that arrr&bee has ever been that naughty....

**144man** · 02-10-2013, 07:57 PM

Some of those threads you mention are still there on the Old Forum. I began reading one once, and it took me three days to escape.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-10-2013, 08:19 PM

What sort of an organisation is this??

Losing the thread is bad enough, but finding threads like you two are describing, would be worse.

Where's the way out....

Just a minute. The door's locked.....

**moe** · 02-10-2013, 09:00 PM

Exit stage left, westgrand.............the particular thread I am talking about may not be in the archives of the Old Forum. And the only two people who may have copied it were Juice and Des. It was hilarious!!