TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-01-2014, 08:15 AM

It has, but maybe the 'ignore' button has meanwhile been working overtime....

**arr&bee** · 09-02-2014, 12:38 AM

Do-de-do-de...this place looks familiar.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-02-2014, 04:44 AM

Then take this paint brush, and make yourself useful......

**144man** · 09-02-2014, 07:00 AM

...and don't let your emulsions get out of control.

**arr&bee** · 09-02-2014, 01:33 PM

I keep my emuisions on a leash or else they run all over the place,hey west the place looks abit run down where's moe?isn't she in charge of painting?

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-02-2014, 04:11 PM

Yes, but only in the Sistine Chapel. That lady has taste.....

**moe** · 09-02-2014, 07:51 PM

What do you want me to say, R&B? That I'm glad to have you back [[westgrand, 144man, and myself have been holding up our end here).........your end doesn't look so good unless you explain your absence. Aliens? Yeti? The Pope?

**arr&bee** · 09-02-2014, 07:59 PM

Nope,hooch,hullucinations and the doc.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-03-2014, 04:07 AM

Quick, Moe. Call the medics....

**144man** · 09-03-2014, 05:20 AM

Doctor Who?

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-03-2014, 05:29 AM

Witch Doctor??

**moe** · 09-03-2014, 08:53 PM

Doctor Phibes?

**arr&bee** · 09-04-2014, 12:50 AM

No not those kinds of doctors,my docs wear suits and take notes as i talk...a lot of notes.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-04-2014, 04:33 AM

They are either very keen to be just like you...or have never heard anything quite like it before...

**moe** · 09-04-2014, 05:39 AM

It's the latter, westgrand!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-04-2014, 05:41 AM

Yes Moe, definitely the latter - and to the letter....!

**moe** · 09-04-2014, 07:40 PM

Quite a play on words...........clever!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-05-2014, 04:34 AM

Thank you Moe! I just hope I've not latterly littered you with letters....

**moe** · 09-06-2014, 07:09 AM

Uh..........no............it's okay

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-06-2014, 07:25 AM

Good. After all that alliteration, 'OK' is so much simpler to say....

**arr&bee** · 09-06-2014, 01:29 PM

Well better to be lathered with letters than liqidated with liquidation.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-06-2014, 02:10 PM

You said that with a great degree of extermination.

**144man** · 09-06-2014, 07:09 PM

Hooch can be very destructive.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-06-2014, 07:26 PM

So can an earthquake, but making the earth move can also be great fun.

**144man** · 09-07-2014, 07:00 AM

Are you going to go into details now or should we wait for the book?

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-07-2014, 07:19 AM

Once the deal is agreed, I shall be signing copies at a garden centre near you.

**moe** · 09-07-2014, 07:45 PM

Next to you I want the second copy

**arr&bee** · 09-08-2014, 12:55 AM

Does this book have picture,cause i only read the pictures.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-08-2014, 04:05 AM

It was intended to include a picture of you with your hooch. Despite an exhaustive search by the publishers, none could be found.

**moe** · 09-08-2014, 05:20 PM

Darn!!!! I wanted to see R&B in action in that shed of his!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-08-2014, 05:35 PM

So.... I changed my mind and decided that, instead, i would write a work of fiction.

It was at that point that everything then started to fall into place.....

**moe** · 09-08-2014, 07:47 PM

Yes, I understand. Guess I'll really have to use my imagination.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-09-2014, 04:45 AM

When the book becomes available, you may feel I've saved you the trouble....

**moe** · 09-09-2014, 05:37 AM

It would be a heartfelt thanks!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-09-2014, 06:03 AM

BTW, Moe....I may need a picture of you, waving to the masses from the top of the London Eye, that day it ground to a halt....

**144man** · 09-09-2014, 03:25 PM

The Government has decreed that that photo cannot be published for reasons of state security.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-09-2014, 04:12 PM

Moe was in an insecure state...and we're not talking about Ohio....

**moe** · 09-09-2014, 07:51 PM

It wasn't my fault that the Eye stopped. Someone fell exiting the car and was hurt. The paramedics came & it stopped the Eye for 20-30 minutes.
..........Then I started waving to the masses

**144man** · 09-09-2014, 10:08 PM

I see that you're sticking to the "Official Version". We are all well aware of the true facts.

**arr&bee** · 09-10-2014, 02:39 AM

Moe,you're-eye candy.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-10-2014, 04:10 AM

Moe carried it off so well, she is now being considered as a 'double' for certain members of the Royal family.

**moe** · 09-10-2014, 05:55 AM

Yes, westgrand, you made me do a "double take" with that post.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-10-2014, 06:22 AM

Well, Kate might not be around so much as time goes by, and Camilla likes a break.

You should think about some new hats.....

**144man** · 09-10-2014, 02:58 PM

...and of course a new handbag or two.

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-10-2014, 03:20 PM

Two new handbags won't be enough...and twelve won't be too many....

**moe** · 09-10-2014, 08:12 PM

Ahhhh, now you're talking westgrand!!!! PURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as far as hats.........can you say vintage??

**arr&bee** · 09-11-2014, 12:29 AM

Of course you'll need a flask to carry this wonderful elixur,does the queen have one?

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-11-2014, 05:12 AM

Yes, vintage hats, Moe. And don't forget weighted hemlines.

Yes, the Queen has a flask, just ready fo the 'wonderful elixur'. The flask was inherited from HM The Queen Mother. It's in the Queen's handbag, and looks like a large bottle of smelliing salts, and is labelled accordingly...but don't be fooled....